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@95sports.bsky.social

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Commentary on sports (and other stuff) up and down highway 95. Same dick jokes, new location. The work still goes on.

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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · Nov 6

For the new followers. Hi, I’m Matt. I like Philadelphia and New York sports teams. (Eagles, NYR, NYY, Union)

Not 100% dick.

I don’t buy into rivalries without stakes.

I enjoy wit provolone and a nice pair of slacks.

Everything comes back to two things: pro wrestling or New Jersey.

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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 11m

1) agreed

2) THE CHASE did things to me

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 13m

when she says she got a to go of the pasta for you

a young man in a tuxedo and tie is standing in a room at a party .

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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 17m

this reads like an 80s movie.

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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 21m

In all honesty, ChatGPT did give him the right advice.

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 23m

I think the trick here is "exchange social media handles". She probably saw numerous red flags.

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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 10h

Cubs fans.

TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 10h

😵 #tjpw #wrestleUNIVERSE

➡️ wrestle-universe.com

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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 10h

feels vaguely (threatening)

Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 10h

Come to KC. You and I will get day drunk at the Quaff and then take the streetcar down to Fritzs

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 10h

candygram

Gummy Arts @gummyarts.bsky.social · 10h

The first season of “Saturday Night Live” began 50 years ago today.

Colored-pencil card drawing of Land Shark devouring Gilda Radner

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 10h

@lizzywednesday.bsky.social knows Lush. To me, they feel EXTREMELY blue coded but she can confirm

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 10h

it's on the list. If #DOOP or Yankees come to KC next season.

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 10h

Does this lady know how to party or what?!

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 10h

whatchu talkin' bout ozzie

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 10h

i am not!

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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 12h

Quite honestly, this is exactly how you expect a Matt Rempe goal to go. It's garbage time, this big fuckin mook is in the crease and goes after it like Lenny with a rabbit.

OutsideTheGarden @otghockey.bsky.social · 12h

RANGERS GOAL: #NYR 5-1 PIT

MATT REMPE (1) from ADAM EDSTROM (2) and SAM CARRICK (3)

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 12h

the only thing I remember from road rules is that the cute girl who's now on access hollywood admitting she's in a relationship with one of the dudes and they start making out to Macy Gray's hit

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 12h

The nine oz jawns are perfect for a big fuckin' ice cube and a splash of anejo.

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 12h

I just lowered my reading glasses like Tommy Lee Jones.

OutsideTheGarden @otghockey.bsky.social · 12h

RANGERS GOAL: #NYR 5-1 PIT

MATT REMPE (1) from ADAM EDSTROM (2) and SAM CARRICK (3)

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 12h

Eagles on a two game losing streak.

To be honest.... I feel like this is trying to generate juju for #DOOP... and then Quinn Sullivan blows his knee.

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 12h

Taka is right. These tumblers feel glorious in the hand, even with my oversized Andre the Giant mitts.

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 12h

I am pleased to report that I made a purchase last week that is currently in my dishwasher.

We have "fancy" glasswear but because I'm a klutz and G inherited that gene somewhat we always had a lot of free plastic promo cups.

(Bob from Thunderbolts* voice: I USED TO WORK IN *RADIO*!!)

The 13 Ghosts of Taka Hanazawa 👻 @takahanazawa.bsky.social · Oct 14

Hi everyone let's talk about the Carlisle 52 series of cups, in particular the Carlisle 5216, a topic about which I am extremely normal. In my estimation, a triumph of thoughtful industrial design and is probably my favorite ever mass produced object. 🧵

demon core vidal (halloween style. bc demons are SPOOKY) @regretagarbo.rip · Oct 14

oh also i stole this from the brewery where we had lunch earlier

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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 12h

a close up of a man 's face with a disney+ logo in the corner

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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 12h

depends what kind of sandwich tho. Is it like a texas sausage sandwich

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 12h

@cousinozzie.bsky.social got 16oz Carlisle blue tumblers and 9oz Carlisle clear tumbers

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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 12h

a man with a mustache says actually i 'm not even mad that 's amazing ..

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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 12h

For what it's with - isn't your BAC significantly higher if you've been JUST drinking? This isn't like a DUI where there has to be a deep investigation, they knew he was drunk, just needed the reading to confirm.

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