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Shea @sheacarlson.bsky.social · 2h

Lincoln, Nebraska. What a concept.

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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 1d

29 years ago today, Kang - in disguise as presidential candidate Senator Bob Dole -- heroically declared “abortions for some, miniature American flags for others.” “Treehouse of Horror VII” first aired October 27, 1996.

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Shea @sheacarlson.bsky.social · 2d

That's right

The Athletic @theathletic.com · 2d

BREAKING: THE NEW YORK JETS WON A FOOTBALL GAME.

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Shea @sheacarlson.bsky.social · 3d

When east coast folks ask me what living in Oregon I was like: m.youtube.com/watch?v=NZAP...

"Africa" by Free Weed & Unkle Funkle feat. Pangea and Mean Jeans

YouTube video by gnartapes

m.youtube.com

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Ian Karmel @iankarmel.bsky.social · 4d

Just in terms of winning percentage, Tiago Splitter is on pace to be the greatest NBA coach of all time.

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NBA @nba.com · 5d

ALL 30 TEAM COURTS FOR EMIRATES NBA CUP 2025

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Anthony Slater @anthonyvslater.bsky.social · 5d

The Steph Curry, Jimmy Butler, Jonathan Kuminga, Draymond Green, Al Horford group - never even tested in practice - went +10 in eight clutch minutes last night to beat the Nuggets.

Story from SF

Dubs survive Gordon's 50 behind Curry in clutch

Stephen Curry scored 42 points, including a tying 34-footer near the end of regulation, and the Warriors survived a 50-point explosion from Aaron Gordon to win 137-131.

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Shea @sheacarlson.bsky.social · 5d

Where. Are. The. Adults. This is pathetic.

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 6d

EPA Commissioner Lee Zeldin announces his agency is launching a major investigation into the right-wing conspiracies about chemtrails and weather manipulation to get to the bottom of it.

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Shea @sheacarlson.bsky.social · 6d

Arguably the perfect use of the gif

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Shea @sheacarlson.bsky.social · 6d

NBA didn’t even let me have my coffee today before being the NBA: www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...

Sources: Billups, Rozier arrests tied to gambling

Trail Blazers coach Chauncey Billups and Heat guard Terry Rozier have been arrested as part of a pair of investigations related to illegal gambling, sources told ESPN.

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Shea @sheacarlson.bsky.social · 6d

If he stays healthy it’s quite possible

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Shea @sheacarlson.bsky.social · 6d

One pick in and...

a man in a striped shirt stands in front of a fridge

ALT: a man in a striped shirt stands in front of a fridge

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 7d

just tell me straight up that your life is a mess

Natalie Weiner @natalieweiner.bsky.social · 7d

????

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Shea @sheacarlson.bsky.social · 7d

Reggie loves that leg kick

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Shea @sheacarlson.bsky.social · 7d

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 8d

I literally taught an entire college lecture about how you should never do exactly this.

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Shea @sheacarlson.bsky.social · 8d

It's crazy to me how many non j school folks don't understand this.

Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.bsky.social · 8d

This is Lindsay Halligan, the egregiously unqualified nitwit put in charge of prosecuting Trump’s enemies list.

For those who don’t know, if you want to go off the record with a reporter, you have to say so upfront and have them agree. The ground rules must be explicit at the start.

Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 8d

Oh my GOD.

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Silky @silkyweineck.bsky.social · 10d

this rocks. when indiana edu killed the student newspaper, Purdue stepped up, printed the forbidden issue, drove it to Bloomington and stocked the boxes.