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perfect knight
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · Sep 2
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 7m
not really related but my nickname in high school was whitesnake idk why
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 7m
crispy
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 7m
ai will never replace labor and creatives the way techbros claim it will because it cant differentiate truth from nonsense. the very idea of truth is unprovable and there is no way to get a computer to understand it
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 9m
putting my snake on the surface of the sun to give it adequate basking temperatures
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 10m
interesting snake care advice
a google query for "gonyosoma prasinum care". the ai overview says "To care for Gonyosoma prasinum, provide a spacious, semi-arboreal enclosure with climbing branches and ample hiding spots. Maintain a temperature gradient with a basking spot of about 8688° F (3031°C) and a cooler area in the low 70s (2124°C), with night temperatures dropping to around 7275° F (2224°C). Humidity should be high, between" which would be an enclosure about as hot as magma
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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 54m
it's migraine monday
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Hunter @holybible.bsky.social · 1h
Wake up it’s friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mannequin Hunter Schafer
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 1h
Did it hurt? When you fell out of my favor?
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teq @quilling.dev · 1h
they awarded me the nobel evil prize its new
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 2h
yeah also his bestie won the prize so she will probably mail the medal to him
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 2h
guy who just learned who this woman is today
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 2h
imagine being this addicted to aesthetics lmao
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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 4h
I like how they gave the Nobel Prize to someone fighting for democracy in Venezuela, instead of someone sinking fishing boats off their coast.
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 11h
literally me
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Hunter @holybible.bsky.social · 12h
I do not support bestiality. But as a white woman, the amount of attention that dogs give you can be very attractive
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 12h
yeah thats the sign of a dark and sinister soul
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 12h
yeah i love fucking handsome animals
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 12h
my favorite part about bluesky is when someone replies to a joke either being smug or off-topic and then the joke-teller says bro what is your problem and the idiot replier says wow way to be rude
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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 16h
What’s It Gonna Take To Get You In This Woman?
WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE TO GET YOU IN THIS WOMAN Stella Sacco "She's an older model," the dealer concedes, "But she's in great shape." I'm rotating in place on the platform Wearing my shortest dress So everyone can check out my undercarriage. (That's where most used girl problems originate.) You're not convinced. "I don't know…..these used girls..." You say, nose crinkling. "It's the smell." "You can smell the want on her, huh?" The dealer chuckles. "Yeah, they all want. But... It's not like you actually have to give her anything!" You both laugh like wild dogs. This guy gets it! "The last thing I want is for her to dream Of us being together in six months, Or, God forbid, a year!" He waves away that worry with a practiced wrist. "This one's had so many previous owners She'd be happy if you remember she exists next week." You mull it over, eyeing my soft and shiny skin. "I do like the finish... She still runs well?" He gestures to my exposed thighs, Inviting a test drive. At the touch of your long fingers I let out a gay little moan. "See? Purrs like a kitten." You're coming around. You could use a tall blonde around for a little while. Who couldn't? "What kind of maintenance will she need?" "A text once or twice a month... It's not like you'll need to show her off Or tell your friends about her. You're looking at bare minimum. She's basically a houseplant." "And when I'm done with her?" The dealer looks apologetic. "We don't do returns. But resale should be no problem. That's the great thing about used girls. There's always someone else Who wants to use them." "I'll take her," you say, Not bothering to take my hand As I step off the platform. I could hear it all, of course. But I smile anyway. I'm the prettiest girl at the used girl lot And I got picked again.
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 12h
this plays whenever i enter a room
Very evil and homophobic riff
YouTube video by sweepo
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 12h
i would not date a famous person unless i was allowed to do nothing but try to learn to kickflip on the driveway
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 12h
yay
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 13h
do not put ice cream in a womans vagina
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 13h
go get some
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 13h
literally us tho
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 13h
no we are gonna take you out back and theres a nice bad and an alarm clock and a really mean nurse who hits you if you lay down too early or too late
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