Missed a couple of sword classes lately, so I'm sore as shit today. I can only zwerk so hard for so long. Who do you think I am, Geralt in The Witcher 3

omg Ian Watkins goodnight forever bitch

Must be fuckin nice

Can confirm (source: literally burning to death rn)

Idk much about bladesingers, but

We took an intro longsword class with our friends on a whim this past Spring and now this is what happens in our backyard when we hang out and I think that's beautiful

The Last Wish? Lmao

Yesssss join meeeeee. My fourth time and I'm siding with the Templars for the first time which just feels uhhh wrong

Electroswing bf, punk cabaret gf

Oh my god Kelsey

Mute button, my beloved

Amazing

My apartment flooded last night! We need to replace a bunch of stuff, and I lost a day of work and am generally having a bad time currently 😞 ko-fi.com/grouponlobot...

I finished multiple college papers on the shitty Google Docs phone app right before they were due at 11:59pm on busy weekend nights working at a restaurant, literally bullshitting papers in between closing out my tables, doing sneaky shots with my coworkers & then closing down a giant patio

Instacart DoorDash Uber etc etc are luxury services made affordable for average Americans by the exploitation of the underclass, especially immigrants, and I'll die on that hill

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

work work

It's me, John Inquisition. I'm here to be gay and be so mean to Solas I get to punch him

You know who is a blonde pop diva I love? Mikael Åkerfeldt.

gofund.me/2260627e8

Lowered the goal since I won't need to cover an 84 day antiviral treatment. Everything goes to paying bills and catching up after all the work I've missed. Thank you all, you've been amazing ❤️

I knew Dolly was fine, you know why? Old women love to pull that shit on each other. I once called my grandma in a panic bc some other old bitty on FB was posting "PRAY FOR ____ SHE HAS BRAIN SURGERY TODAY" and it was just as follow-up appt after a minor stroke. Shit like this happened often lmao

My ears are fine, my lymph nodes are back to normal, it's either my sinuses or teeth, amoxicillin time

I imagine if it's not my ear, an urgent care provider can at least give me an antibiotic Rx until I get it with a dentist? Idk man

The new NIN album is pretty good. Imagine if they set it to a movie or something