Cuntaoise Dracula🇵🇸
@goddamnbognymph.bsky.social
Friendliest sleep paralysis demon in western Massachusetts and Greater Boston.
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Horror Blog: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=557107&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator
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She/sí
Buy my dumb shirts!
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There are new people here. I really like Ireland and pit bulls. I’m pretty serious about doom metal. I love horror movies, but mostly I just vent about my life here. Occasionally I’m funny! Trans people have always existed and will always exist. Free Palestine. 32 Counties. Beat up Nazis.
Sichuan food is why I believe in a better tomorrow
January 18, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Sichuan food is why I believe in a better tomorrow
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She goes to sleep hungry. She wakes up weaker.
In Gaza, childhood is being stolen day by day.
I am watching my child disappear from hunger.
There is no food, no medicine
I am begging—because I have nothing else left to do.
If you can help, please do it now
Your kindness could be the reason she lives
In Gaza, childhood is being stolen day by day.
I am watching my child disappear from hunger.
There is no food, no medicine
I am begging—because I have nothing else left to do.
If you can help, please do it now
Your kindness could be the reason she lives
January 17, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Saving “GET IT TOGETHER. DO SOME PUSH-UPS” as a response on Facebook for when men complain about like, encountering a vegan or finding out someone doesn’t like Charles Bukowski or something.
January 17, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Saving “GET IT TOGETHER. DO SOME PUSH-UPS” as a response on Facebook for when men complain about like, encountering a vegan or finding out someone doesn’t like Charles Bukowski or something.
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There are lots of people sharing lots of ways to help. This is one I trust absolutely.
crazy that the website that I randomly decided to put together at 10AM yesterday has had over 25k unique visitors in 24 hours.
please keep sharing with your networks.
please keep sharing with your networks.
Stand With Minnesota
A directory of places to give to as Minnesota defends itself from ICE occupation
www.standwithminnesota.com
January 17, 2026 at 3:14 PM
There are lots of people sharing lots of ways to help. This is one I trust absolutely.
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Hard agree. I'm increasingly just zero sympathy for the cowardly chauvinists who can't handle places where lots of different people get along together.
I realise I'm just a freak, but living in a multicultural city is the best thing of all time, it's just the best possible human experience and i can not understand why anyone on earth would be like "weve got to destroy this"
January 17, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Hard agree. I'm increasingly just zero sympathy for the cowardly chauvinists who can't handle places where lots of different people get along together.
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why is everyone saying poog
January 17, 2026 at 8:18 AM
why is everyone saying poog
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Gavin Newsom's social media called ICE "state-sponsored terrorism" (he actually called it "STATE. SPONSORED. TERRORISM." which is more emphatic and also: based) and then when psycho POS Ben Shapiro said that rhetoric was "bad for the country" Gavin agreed with him and walked back the post instantly.
January 17, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Gavin Newsom's social media called ICE "state-sponsored terrorism" (he actually called it "STATE. SPONSORED. TERRORISM." which is more emphatic and also: based) and then when psycho POS Ben Shapiro said that rhetoric was "bad for the country" Gavin agreed with him and walked back the post instantly.
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It’s beautiful, and the people are very chatty and sweet but also they love to roast, and it’s just really, really great. I love it so much. You should go, maybe with a lot of people to lower the cost of stuff but it’s absolutely worth it. It’s just a gorgeous place, physically and spiritually.
January 17, 2026 at 12:36 AM
It’s beautiful, and the people are very chatty and sweet but also they love to roast, and it’s just really, really great. I love it so much. You should go, maybe with a lot of people to lower the cost of stuff but it’s absolutely worth it. It’s just a gorgeous place, physically and spiritually.
Mods?? MODS?? I can’t jerk off to the titty pixels!
January 16, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Mods?? MODS?? I can’t jerk off to the titty pixels!
Here is Tom with a Sword at our bar’s grand opening!
January 16, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Here is Tom with a Sword at our bar’s grand opening!
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January 16, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Oh no, Ana, that’s so scary. Stay safe.
January 16, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Oh no, Ana, that’s so scary. Stay safe.
Do some fucking pushups! I know women who gave birth wearing N95’s who couldn’t be administered an epidural because they didn’t take a Covid test before the baby started coming out and LOOK AT YOU. UnFUCKINGbelievable.
January 16, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Do some fucking pushups! I know women who gave birth wearing N95’s who couldn’t be administered an epidural because they didn’t take a Covid test before the baby started coming out and LOOK AT YOU. UnFUCKINGbelievable.
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Got my first bag of potato chips in months. Cracked it open. The first chip out of the bag was... soggy?
The second chip was almost fungal.
Baffled, I explored the bag and discovered AN ENTIRE POTATO. Unsliced, brined, like a wad of seasoning juice. It had survived, and now was juicing the chips.
The second chip was almost fungal.
Baffled, I explored the bag and discovered AN ENTIRE POTATO. Unsliced, brined, like a wad of seasoning juice. It had survived, and now was juicing the chips.
January 16, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Got my first bag of potato chips in months. Cracked it open. The first chip out of the bag was... soggy?
The second chip was almost fungal.
Baffled, I explored the bag and discovered AN ENTIRE POTATO. Unsliced, brined, like a wad of seasoning juice. It had survived, and now was juicing the chips.
The second chip was almost fungal.
Baffled, I explored the bag and discovered AN ENTIRE POTATO. Unsliced, brined, like a wad of seasoning juice. It had survived, and now was juicing the chips.
Sorry, I’ll take a few deep breaths.
January 16, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Sorry, I’ll take a few deep breaths.
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“I’d survive a zombie apocalypse” you can’t even book an appointment over the phone
January 16, 2026 at 6:15 PM
“I’d survive a zombie apocalypse” you can’t even book an appointment over the phone
“I’d survive a nuclear wasteland.” You can’t survive sexual harassment training.
January 16, 2026 at 5:54 PM
“I’d survive a nuclear wasteland.” You can’t survive sexual harassment training.
I have thought, “you would not survive a Siberian winter” and “Kim, there are people that are dying” at least fifty times today and I’ve only been awake since 7.
January 16, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I have thought, “you would not survive a Siberian winter” and “Kim, there are people that are dying” at least fifty times today and I’ve only been awake since 7.
PLOT LINE NOT ACCURATE ENOUGH
a close up of a woman making a funny face
Alt: Kim kardashian crying
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 5:30 PM
PLOT LINE NOT ACCURATE ENOUGH
TIDDY NOT BIG ENOUGH
a man is standing next to a row of chairs in the sand .
Alt: a man is throwing chairs into the sand
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 5:30 PM
TIDDY NOT BIG ENOUGH
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Coronach (24-bit HD audio), by Hellripper
8 track album
hellripper.bandcamp.com
January 16, 2026 at 12:53 PM
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how I’m trying to be
came back to bsky to share some advice from a medieval French courtesy manual:
"If you have a beautiful chest and a beautiful neck do not cover them up but your dress should be low cut so that everyone can gaze and gape after them".
"If you have a beautiful chest and a beautiful neck do not cover them up but your dress should be low cut so that everyone can gaze and gape after them".
January 16, 2026 at 2:01 PM
how I’m trying to be
Have you listened to Brat? I think it’s going to be the album of the summer.
January 16, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Have you listened to Brat? I think it’s going to be the album of the summer.