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Cranberry Sauce Enjoyer 🇵🇸
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New England’s friendliest sleep paralysis demon.
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Buy my dumb shirts!
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Horror Blog: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=557107&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator
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There are new people here. I really like Ireland and pit bulls. I’m pretty serious about doom metal. I love horror movies, but mostly I just vent about my life here. Occasionally I’m funny! Trans people have always existed and will always exist. Free Palestine. 32 Counties. Beat up Nazis.
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Americans just never needed a word for this style of tea for the same reason polar bears don't need a distinct word for "prey".
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Sama'a and her family live in a ruin with tarpaulins as their only walls. Winter weather is testing them, and they need our help to stay warm and fed through the cold.

tinyurl.com/SamaasFamily
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I love when @allieinchains.bsky.social just knows stuff. She appears with the story, notes, recommendations, charts, empirical data.
November 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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his churu expenditure represents roughly one half of the growth in the gdp of the United States over the last year. Chancleta is simply Too Big To Fail.
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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I’m doing cat commissions for $15 each. you’ll get a scanned in digital version of a painting. I’ll be doing watercolors and mix in some other medium. If you want my cat art, all you have to do is drop a reference photo of a cat that you’re a fan of in the comments.
November 27, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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Nice! I hope you'll join us.
Artists & Art lovers!

Time to get geared up for the biggest art event of the year on Bluesky!

Last year we had close to 1500 artists from 25 countries posting original work daily from December 1-24
#ArtAdventCalendar
In its 11th year, #artadventcalendar participants post an original piece of art from Dec 1-24. Paintings, drawings, sculpture, textiles, beading, photography. If it’s art and it beautifies th…
earthskyart.ca
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Women
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I think girls might know how to rock
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
We know how to rock!!
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I think it’s time for girls to learn how to really rock
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Do you think a girl like me could learn how to rock?
November 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Tom and I are going to have serious talks about me quitting my job to do a masters which sucks because The Economy but if you would like to make that easier, I do make music, write horror reviews, and make the dumbest shirt designs ever, if that’s your thing!
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Okay, I’m a pin head. If you are a person with a big head and someone got you a hat called the “Mammoth Head Ware” would you think, “thanks bestie” or “what’d you call me?!”
November 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
A lot of country music is very good. But people don’t want to like it. They don’t have to like it! It’s a big world with something for everybody.
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!
November 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 is bad. Total surprise. How could I have seen this coming? And who could’ve? Only the wisest among us.
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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This website is not a catholic confessional. Just do what your conscience dictates and touch grass
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Does Dan O'Brien have a cousin in Grand Forks?
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Imagine someone wearing hearing aids that can link to their phone so they are listening to MSNBC but it’s still so loud that you are also listening to MSNBC but you are also getting screamed at by every boomer that calls.
November 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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The problem with ICE is not that it's targeting people who aren't criminals. The problem with ICE is that it's an unaccountable secret deportation police. It cannot be reformed under a better president. It can be made less terrible, but the instrument of repression remains for the next tyrant.
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I’m going to get a signed and notarized affidavit that I am very fragile this week and I’m going to hand them out to people. With the official state seal.
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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I saw someone ask how busy people thought the Shrewsbury Market Basket would be tonight around 4pm and it was the most delightfully straight-faced trolling I've seen in a long time
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Who needs some Ackrite?
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM