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🎃Ass Above So Below 🇵🇸 🎃

@goddamnbognymph.bsky.social

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Neither king nor kaiser but Ireland. No god but the riff. 🎻 She/sí Buy my dumb shirts! Boghauntergoods.threadless.com Horror Blog: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=557107&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator

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🎃Ass Above So Below 🇵🇸 🎃 @goddamnbognymph.bsky.social · Mar 18

There are new people here. I really like Ireland and pit bulls. I’m pretty serious about doom metal. I love horror movies, but mostly I just vent about my life here. Occasionally I’m funny! Trans people have always existed and will always exist. Free Palestine. 32 Counties. Beat up Nazis.

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Ramses & the Gang @ramsesandhisgang.bsky.social · 5d

Dude....seriously?

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🎃Ass Above So Below 🇵🇸 🎃 @goddamnbognymph.bsky.social · 6h

Hahahaha she wouldn’t!

🎃Ass Above So Below 🇵🇸 🎃 @goddamnbognymph.bsky.social · 6h

Must boop!!!

🎃Ass Above So Below 🇵🇸 🎃 @goddamnbognymph.bsky.social · 7h

Babyyyyy!

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🎃👻Bun So Vile🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @bunsovile.bsky.social · 7h

Haha can confirm cause I have one too! They can't *both* be painting themselves, could they? 🤔

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🎃Ass Above So Below 🇵🇸 🎃 @goddamnbognymph.bsky.social · 7h

Aaaaaaaanyway

A gray pit bull staring sweetly at the camera. She is standing on a porch.

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🎃Ass Above So Below 🇵🇸 🎃 @goddamnbognymph.bsky.social · 7h

Yeah, but then he started rapping

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🎃Ass Above So Below 🇵🇸 🎃 @goddamnbognymph.bsky.social · 9h

Jesus, 30+ notifications had my heart through the roof. I love limiting replies.

🎃Ass Above So Below 🇵🇸 🎃 @goddamnbognymph.bsky.social · 9h

And don’t call me a metal bro who gate-keeps metal because that’s not what I’m doing and you know it.

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🎃Ass Above So Below 🇵🇸 🎃 @goddamnbognymph.bsky.social · 9h

And FURTHERMORE, this is not about “they’re not real metal.” I don’t give a shit what Sleep Token is. It’s none of my business. Better, kinder, lesser-known musicians and artists deserve more sword-swinging in their name than anyone who has sold out an arena. Go to bat for them.

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🎃Ass Above So Below 🇵🇸 🎃 @goddamnbognymph.bsky.social · 10h

Exactly!!

🎃Ass Above So Below 🇵🇸 🎃 @goddamnbognymph.bsky.social · 12h

His face is completely black and he’s rapping. I know what corpse paint is.

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🎃Ass Above So Below 🇵🇸 🎃 @goddamnbognymph.bsky.social · 12h

Yeah, he was at Garlic and Shots in Stockholm. Someone asked me if I liked Ghost because they were on and I deflected and said I liked Candlemass and the guy at the bar laughed and I didn’t find out it was him until months later.

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mmmmmmmmm @mmmmmmuhh.bsky.social · 12h

local shows and DIY stuff rule!

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🎃Ass Above So Below 🇵🇸 🎃 @goddamnbognymph.bsky.social · 12h

I don’t know, I feel like I listen to actually weird shit like Tom Waits and The Residents and Khanate. Sleep Token is someone’s idea of weird shit.

🎃Ass Above So Below 🇵🇸 🎃 @goddamnbognymph.bsky.social · 12h

You know who needs your devotion and support? Local bands. Find the interesting metal bands in your area. Meet some cool musicians. Make some cool friends. Give them your money IRL. Smaller musicians who don’t play stadiums and arenas or win Grammy’s. Vessel will be just fine without me, promise.

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🎃Ass Above So Below 🇵🇸 🎃 @goddamnbognymph.bsky.social · 12h

You can’t make me click that, omg

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🎃Ass Above So Below 🇵🇸 🎃 @goddamnbognymph.bsky.social · 12h

The… WHAT cover?!!

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🎃Ass Above So Below 🇵🇸 🎃 @goddamnbognymph.bsky.social · 12h

An album so bad by a band so scummy, it made Kelsey like Ghost. They said it couldn’t be done.

🎃Ass Above So Below 🇵🇸 🎃 @goddamnbognymph.bsky.social · 12h

Okay, I mentioned the suing twice. That’s because he went after a tattoo artist super hard and potentially ruined their livelihood.

🎃Ass Above So Below 🇵🇸 🎃 @goddamnbognymph.bsky.social · 13h

So the Sleep Token guy is not black, just paints himself black, sues people for making fan art even after going out if his way to look like someone who inspires fan art, sues people for fan art, and after all that, can’t make interesting music that sounds good.

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🎃Ass Above So Below 🇵🇸 🎃 @goddamnbognymph.bsky.social · 12h

“Do you like Ghost?”
“Uhhmm I like Candlemass!”

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🎃Ass Above So Below 🇵🇸 🎃 @goddamnbognymph.bsky.social · 12h

It’s pretty stupid!! Why indeed!

🎃Ass Above So Below 🇵🇸 🎃 @goddamnbognymph.bsky.social · 13h

Welp, hit the big time! Time to be unilaterally awful and out of touch and gradually shittier!

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🎃Ass Above So Below 🇵🇸 🎃 @goddamnbognymph.bsky.social · 13h

I indirectly told Tobias Forge I didn’t like Ghost and he laughed. I didn’t know it was him. I found out months later. But if you think about it, how would I know?

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🎃Ass Above So Below 🇵🇸 🎃 @goddamnbognymph.bsky.social · 13h

Hell yeah

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