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goddamnbognymph.bsky.social
Cuntaoise Dracula🇵🇸
@goddamnbognymph.bsky.social
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Friendliest sleep paralysis demon in western Massachusetts and Greater Boston.
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She/sí
Buy my dumb shirts!
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Horror Blog: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=557107&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator
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Working on a shirt to raise bail bonds because ICE may come to Mass next. She’s a type of lady for sure.
A pink sox mom wearing a shirt that says, “Mama Beah” she is holding a baseball bat and a bottle of green beer.
January 18, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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Here is Tom with a Sword at our bar’s grand opening!
A big blonde Viking man holding a sword aloft!
January 16, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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I finished this last night and I feel like I still haven’t recovered. Beautiful. So haunting. So thought-provoking. Timely, poignant, deeply human. I don’t think there should be a film adaptation but if there is, Frances McDormand NEEDS to be involved.
A little gray pit bull laying next to the book, “I Who Have Never Known Men” by Jacqueline Harpman.
January 14, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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Perfect. Absolutely perfect.
A beautiful gray pit bull curled up in the sunlight. A beautiful gray pit bull laying in the sunlight on a gray ottoman.
January 11, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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Finally!
Ireland For Women
January 8, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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Ta mor grá don mo cailín agam
Gray pit bull chewing on a bone
December 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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This is my nephew, Beau. He’s an angel!
A black and white pit bull sitting on a woman with teal hair.
December 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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I COULD’VE BEEN SOMEONE. WELL SO COULD ANYONE. YOU TOOK MY DREAMS FROM ME WHEN I FORST FOUND YOU. I KEPT THEM WITH ME BABE. I PUT THEM WITH MY OWN. CAN’T MAKE IT OUT ALONE I BUILT MY DREAMS AROUND YOU.
Little guy shooting a gun in the air
December 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Everyone get weirder looking RIGHT NOW
A woman with bright teal hair!
December 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Profile picture is the inaugural bathroom selfie of the bar that our cooperative just opened! A cooperatively owned heavy music bar in Western Massachusetts!
Goddamn Bog Nymph in a black bathroom, hamming it up.
December 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Got some fresh designs for you to gift to your beloveds and acquaintances.
A drawing of a banshee. “She’s never seen short form video content.” A retro sequence of purple, fuchsia and pink hearts. The center reads, “shut the fuck up” Regional maps of Northampton, Massachusetts. “Always some stupid bullshit in Northampton, Massachusetts!” Two crossed rapiers. “Do not put me in a situation!”
December 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Some new designs in the shop! Help make this transitional time a little easier and give hilarious gifts! Boghauntergoods.threadless.com
A raccoon holding it’s arms up. “Treasure Panda” Future cease and desist recipient I love pointless gore and jump scares “Retire Already”
December 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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PETIT PAPA NÖEL
Harm’s Way Running Man: a buff shirtless tattooed hardcore guy stomping around on stage.
December 15, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Tw: social media death threat
Wow! Cool. Already blocked him.
Guy sending me death threats
December 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Check this out! It’s p e r f e c t
A bowl of chili! Red peppers, jalapeño peppers, black and kidney beans, ground beef, red pepper flakes, cumin, smoked paprika, bottle of Guinness, chopped white onion, white pepper, cayenne pepper, tomato sauce, shredded Monterey Jack cheese.
December 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Should I make this a design you can out on a mug?
I do the job of three people over the age of 55 and still have to hear about my generation’s lack of work ethic!
December 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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I have many fine dogs to show you
A woman sitting on a couch with her hand on a sleeping black dog A close up of a black and white pit bull named Beau! A little fluffy white dog with floppy ears and a sweet face.
December 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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What time is it?? NEPHEW TIME! Finley is the one at the top. Leo is the one in the bottom right corner. He is the pope.
Two dogs standing in a kitchen, looking up at the camera. The black lab mix is named Finley. The little yellow fluffy surprise is Leo!
December 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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I love snow so much!
Snow sitting on red berries with yellow shells in front of a gray, worn fence. Snow sitting in a curly brown plant.
December 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Metal Irish shit fucking
Word cloud visualization for 2025 showing your 50 most-used words, sized by frequency. Top 10: "fucking" (88×), "shit" (66×), "metal" (63×), "irish" (58×), "fuck" (56×), "music" (53×), "movie" (46×), "band" (46×), "horror" (42×), "friends" (42×) (from Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest)
December 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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I’m not a massive fan of the shapes my face takes on when I play the violin, but I am a fan of the sounds I make. I realized I do know Wild Mountain Thyme AND off the top of my head!
November 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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When Irish brows are bushy, sure it’s like a morn in… a bushy season…
An old photograph of a woman wearing black and leaning back. She has a cute curly bob and she’s wearing a golden cross. Her eyebrows are thick. She was about eighty years ahead of her time in this picture. It has been colorized.
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Mariq, Sophie!
A white Arabian horse in a blue coat. She is standing next to a dirt driveway and a tree. There is a stone wall behind her. She is looking at the camera. A little gray pit bull in a cable-knit sweater walking towards the camera on a wood floor. She is a little blurry.
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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CRANBERRY COUNTRY 508 REPRESENT THIS IS REAL BOG HARDCORE
A bag of cranberries. The notable thing here is that they are packed and distributed in Wareham, Massachusetts
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Do you want to see my dog? Okay, you can see her. Here she is being a cozy lady.
A little gray pit bull wearing pink house hippo onesie pajamas. She is curled up on a couch and on top of a nest of blankets and throw pillows with all her legs tucked under her. She is squinting at the camera sleepily.
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM