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jordynne, final girl

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jordynne, final girl @sick1y.bsky.social · Jan 11

books read in 2025 list

my goal is 30 this year 🤞

two men are sitting on a bed looking at papers

Alt: two men are sitting on a bed looking at papers

media.tenor.com

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jordynne, final girl @sick1y.bsky.social · 3h

I liked it purely from a cinematography/set and clothing design stand point but yeah it was -- extremely lacking

I feel like I'd have liked it the same if I watched it muted 😂

jordynne, final girl @sick1y.bsky.social · 3h

I was fully about to poke you to ask if you'd seen it and to get your opinion 😆

jordynne, final girl @sick1y.bsky.social · 4h

The Long Walk made me realize one of my favourite kinds of horror is that kind that makes you feel like someone is standing on your chest, trying to cave your ribs in and flatten your lungs

I love gore and jumpscares but there's truly nothing better than a horror movie that makes your heart ache

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jordynne, final girl @sick1y.bsky.social · 2d

they sang happy birthday to the phantom at the end 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

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jordynne, final girl @sick1y.bsky.social · 2d

it was incredible, I cried for probably three hours straight

jordynne, final girl @sick1y.bsky.social · 2d

my mother surprised me with phantom of the opera tickets for our last night in london and I fear my life has peaked 😭

turns out it’s the 39th anniversary of the show, and we managed seats just under the chandelier 😭 😭

a shot of the chandelier from phantom of the opera’s live show

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jordynne, final girl @sick1y.bsky.social · 2d

there you go!

www.etsy.com/listing/1713...

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jordynne, final girl @sick1y.bsky.social · 2d

it was a gift from my best friend, I’ll poke her and ask for a link 💗

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jordynne, final girl @sick1y.bsky.social · 3d

apparently my flight is actually a ship

a screenshot of a phone notification reading “Aegean Gate changed to A03”

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jordynne, final girl @sick1y.bsky.social · 4d

blorbos

same photo as above but now being used as a phone wallpaper

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jordynne, final girl @sick1y.bsky.social · 4d

my mom and I at our favourite monuments of the trip so far 💗

my mother in front of the Caryatid monument

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jordynne, final girl @sick1y.bsky.social · 4d

holy shit

a photo from the top of the acropolis in athens

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jordynne, final girl @sick1y.bsky.social · 6d

being on a cruise has made me realize just how much middle aged straight people make “i hate my spouse” jokes

please just get a divorce

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jordynne, final girl @sick1y.bsky.social · 7d

loved being in turkey

a photo of a stray dog sniffing my
moms hand

a photo of a stray dog on their back to be pet

jordynne, final girl @sick1y.bsky.social · 8d

hey how does it feel being the funniest person on the planet 😂

i’m trying so hard not to burst out laughing on public transit

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jordynne, final girl @sick1y.bsky.social · 8d

anyone want to hang out here?

a photo of someone pointing out to the sea from the balcony of a cruise

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jordynne, final girl @sick1y.bsky.social · 13d

the entirety of canada will be present, we loved them

jordynne, final girl @sick1y.bsky.social · 13d

being bisexual in rome is so dangerous, team

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jordynne, final girl @sick1y.bsky.social · 14d

I will say the rizz of men in Rome is no other

catch me coming home from this trip with a husband 😳

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jordynne, final girl @sick1y.bsky.social · 15d

hey it’s that place from the lizzie mcguire movie

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jordynne, final girl @sick1y.bsky.social · 15d

at the same time

jordynne, final girl @sick1y.bsky.social · 15d

in rome they don’t have Five Guys they have

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jordynne, final girl @sick1y.bsky.social · 16d

MICHELLE

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Michelle Rapp ↔️ MCAtlanta 🍑 @kilnfiendpotter.bsky.social · 16d

Dom Baggage claim is 50% people who are calm, confident and gently checking in with each other about making sure folks are lifting luggage safely.

The other 50% are Tech/Fin Bros who are screaming at each other/the carousel/the bags for not submitting because they are the Alpha and wearing jeans.

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jordynne, final girl @sick1y.bsky.social · 17d

that sounds like him. packed it