jordynne, final girl
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they sang happy birthday to the phantom at the end 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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it was incredible, I cried for probably three hours straight
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my mother surprised me with phantom of the opera tickets for our last night in london and I fear my life has peaked 😭

turns out it’s the 39th anniversary of the show, and we managed seats just under the chandelier 😭 😭
a shot of the chandelier from phantom of the opera’s live show a shot of the chandelier from phantom of the opera’s live show
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it was a gift from my best friend, I’ll poke her and ask for a link 💗
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apparently my flight is actually a ship
a screenshot of a phone notification reading “Aegean Gate changed to A03”
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my mom and I at our favourite monuments of the trip so far 💗
myself sitting in front of the temple of ares sign with a peace sign up my mother in front of the Caryatid monument
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being on a cruise has made me realize just how much middle aged straight people make “i hate my spouse” jokes

please just get a divorce
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hey how does it feel being the funniest person on the planet 😂

i’m trying so hard not to burst out laughing on public transit
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anyone want to hang out here?
a photo of someone pointing out to the sea from the balcony of a cruise
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the entirety of canada will be present, we loved them
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being bisexual in rome is so dangerous, team
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I will say the rizz of men in Rome is no other

catch me coming home from this trip with a husband 😳
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hey it’s that place from the lizzie mcguire movie
a photo of the roman coliseum
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in rome they don’t have Five Guys they have
graffiti reading 72 boys
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Dom Baggage claim is 50% people who are calm, confident and gently checking in with each other about making sure folks are lifting luggage safely.

The other 50% are Tech/Fin Bros who are screaming at each other/the carousel/the bags for not submitting because they are the Alpha and wearing jeans.
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that sounds like him. packed it
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also is wearing a titanic tshirt on a cruise just tempting poseidon to drown my ass or
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mine's constantly nail clippers, but NOT THIS TIME
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you're on a two week vacation, you land and open up your suitcase and realize you forgot something

what is it?

(yes I am trying to avoid forgetting something)