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Simulflow 🍁 🐀

@simulflow.bsky.social

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Artist, cat lover and avid trivia collector. Canadian. Atheist. Married. Ancient history, paleontology, astronomy, cooking, birding, singing, piano, whisk(e)y, dark 80s music, 90s candyraver, general mayhem. Lived in South Korea from 2005-2009. 환영합니다!

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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · Dec 7

Dear #Gazan accounts: I promise to reskeet everyone. You do not deserve what is happening to you. If I had more I would personally donate to every single one. 🫂❤️😥

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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 36m

Brass nipples? I'm only familiar with the knuckle form of this device

Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 1h

Does she work for One America News or whatever that stupid "network" is called

Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 1h

I hope someone dressed as Charlie Kirk's last two seconds was at their party

Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 2h

I look down and there's my feet it's sooo weird

Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 2h

Canada-wide needs this. Down with blinding headlights!!

Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 2h

Yes, along with "use your turn signal when changing lanes"

Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 2h

OK so signing things with an autopen is bad, but NOT KNOWING ANYTHING about someone you are pardoning is perfectly all right?

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 5h

This is an excellent idea!!!

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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 2h

Anally

Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 3h

Does ... does he know what a tariff is ... ?

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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 3h

They have been filmed eating young shark livers, they're bulking

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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 3h

THIS. He has no ideas of his own, apparently ...

🇨🇦Worlds_OKest_Lover🏴‍☠️ @former-tv-cop.bsky.social · 10d

PP is a republican.

Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 5h

Oh, I'm sure there's a reason. Likely more than one.

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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 5h

Does Mamdani speak Hebrew? I don't personally know ONE Jewish person who speaks Hebrew as their default ... or even at all.

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Ryan Teague Beckwith @ryanbeckwith.bsky.social · 10h

*The president is all powerful and can fire civil servants, impound spending, redirect money and deploy troops despite numerous constitutional and legal restrictions but he can't spend emergency money for food stamps set aside specifically for shutdowns* is all-time amazing messaging.

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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 7h

Probably because this person would like to kill transgender people, so they assume that transgender people would like to kill them.

Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 8h

They are! And the ones that aren't are easy to avoid.

Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 8h

Except for those small areas which are nuclear fusion level heat

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Irate Historian @evanwelch.bsky.social · 22h

I’ve recently been reading Robert Harris’ Conclave, which I picked up at the library. For a novel about the Catholic Church written by a non-Catholic, I’ve been impressed. It doesn’t shy away from all the blemishes and faults of the modern Church, while being nuanced about it. Great read so far.

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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 23h

Your ears are getting more pointed? You're becoming lighter on your feet? Your archery skills have improved dramatically?

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Totes McGotes 🇨🇦 📎🐾 @beccaroob2.bsky.social · 2d

Add PP to that list. The cons can’t afford an election when most of the country knows Pierre would be an embarrassment as PM and doesn’t trust him.

He’s proven beyond doubt that he’s a one trick pony.