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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 3d

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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 3d

Great, were all set then 😃

DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 3d

Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Reese's fieces

Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 5d

Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Butlerfinger

Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 5d

Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Footsie Pops

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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 3d

Oh & we're going to need some plutonium if you got any 😆

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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 4d

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".

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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 3d

a black and white photo of a robot with the words danger written above it .

ALT: a black and white photo of a robot with the words danger written above it .

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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 3d

Woke up with no power, it's the universe's way of telling me I never had any because I'm only a mortal being

DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 3d

Woke up with no power, it's the universe's way of telling me I'm broke again. 😩

Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 3d

Woke up with no power, it's the universe's way of telling me to stay in bed

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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 3d

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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 3d

Woke up with no power, it's the universe's way of telling me I'm broke again. 😩

Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 3d

Woke up with no power, it's the universe's way of telling me to stay in bed

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Lee Harvey (Inevitable Decline Era) @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 3d

Saturday!

Alex from A Clockwork Orange saying:
I'm completely reformed.

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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 3d

I don't know you seem nice enough but your face just pisses the fuck out of me.

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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 3d

Cable and wifi are out and I'm going through old vhs tapes to pop in and I found an E! True Hollywood Story I taped in 1995 about Sid and Marty Krofft complete with commercials and holy fuck can we go back to '95 please

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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 3d

Let me just call my professor friend. He's got this DeLorean that when you drive 88 miles an hour the magic happens. 😃

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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 3d

This is where I post from

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 6d

how it started how it's going

Two side-by-side photos of Annie Murphy. In the first, she's smiling, playfully holding up peace signs. In the second, she's scowling with middle fingers held high.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 5d

Some of you don't know how to spot a catfish and it shows.

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 5d

Since the government shut down a month ago I've made $1800 buying beer for teenagers and keeping the change

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Pot Shop Boy @potshopboy.bsky.social · 6d

You better homecheck yourself before you homewreck yourself.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 20d

you can tell a lot about a woman by the way she cuts a brake line

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 3d

The pancakes just told me I have nice eyes and the eggs asked if I’d lost weight.

It was a complimentary breakfast.

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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 3d

Have you tried chocolates & flowers... or maybe get her a new credit card? 😃

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 10d

We've been together for a quarter century and have two children together, please respond.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 10d

The Girl With the Stick-On Tattoo

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 10d

The problem with this country is the lines to buy a lottery ticket are longer than the lines to vote.

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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 3d

I couldn't. I snorted all the epsom salts instead. 🤷

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