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sinisterbulb.bsky.social
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@sinisterbulb.bsky.social
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Northerner. Husband. Dad. Pillock. Not a real lightbulb. Or a turnip. Not that sinister. But I do stay largely anonymous on here to keep it separate from real life. Ally to anyone who would like it. Significant irritant of @ElisabethHobbes.co.uk.
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sinisterbulb.bsky.social
PrematureXmasBulb @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 57m
Him ‘literally not having a heart’ seems a bit on the nose…
sinisterbulb.bsky.social
PrematureXmasBulb @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 1h
Tom Nook can fuck off all the way. And then he can fuck off some more…
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sinisterbulb.bsky.social
PrematureXmasBulb @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 1h
Bamboo shoots and water chestnuts are quite nice… 🤷‍♂️
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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 5h
Music is everything. Here's the John Lewis advert but his son gives him Barbie Girl. Offf, right in the nostalgia.
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sinisterbulb.bsky.social
PrematureXmasBulb @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 1h
Maybe they should try dinner and cinema?
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sinisterbulb.bsky.social
PrematureXmasBulb @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 1h
Ah - its just an OnlyPandas account that’s missing? I see…
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sinisterbulb.bsky.social
PrematureXmasBulb @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 1h
They are just famous for not ‘getting jiggy’ to the extent that I don’t really understand how they came to exist.

There’s a brilliant parrot called the Kakapo that Douglas Adams writes about as well…
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sinisterbulb.bsky.social
PrematureXmasBulb @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 1h
Aw. ❤️
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PrematureXmasBulb @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 1h
Oh God please don’t let him try this… 🤦‍♂️
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PrematureXmasBulb @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 1h
Oh evolution is weird. There’s the Giant Panda for a start. They’d be TOTALLY up for no-nut November
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sinisterbulb.bsky.social
PrematureXmasBulb @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 1h
Can you get them to ‘sit’ as well?
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Puzz @puzz.neurospicy.party · 19h
If this baby owl could read, it would be very relieved.
Baby barred owl sitting in a pile of wood shavings. It's feathers are white and brown and the face is softer whiter small feathers, with big black eyes and a bit of pink around it's yellow/white beak.
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PrematureXmasBulb @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 1h
Depends where you put the magnet I guess. I’m not the boss of you… 🤷‍♂️
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PrematureXmasBulb @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 1h
It’s either that or guys considering an ill-advised motorbike purchase…
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PrematureXmasBulb @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 1h
Tbf it’d work if you happen to have any…. iron parasites. 🤷‍♂️
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sinisterbulb.bsky.social
PrematureXmasBulb @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 1h
Well if people ARE pretending to be middle aged on here, they’re bloody convincing…

(Ow… my back)
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sinisterbulb.bsky.social
PrematureXmasBulb @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 1h
“There will be a short test at the end of the module”
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PrematureXmasBulb @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 7h
Ooooookay. I mean the precise opposite could be a fun challenge I guess. 🤷‍♂️
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PrematureXmasBulb @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 7h
Oh… I’m out of date. I stand corrected - I’ve obviously not been to that floor this year since they partnered with RT. Well that DOES make sense then - was a bit of a puzzler…
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sinisterbulb.bsky.social
PrematureXmasBulb @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 7h
Why though? Are they (not) doing it for charity or something?
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sinisterbulb.bsky.social
PrematureXmasBulb @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 7h
Grudgingly, yes.

And actually we DO bond over music more than anything else. As I noted elsewhere - odd choice though as John Lewis are not actually a record shop…
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PrematureXmasBulb @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 7h
Nah - nothing important - and we once had a load of computers nicked by someone who walked in off the street, so he obviously didn’t challenge actual SCARY people, only us that actually worked there…

Actually how quaint is that? Used to be worth nicking office PCs…
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PrematureXmasBulb @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 9h
I hope not.
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PrematureXmasBulb @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 9h
Reminds me of an office I worked at years ago where the security guard would ‘forget’ he’d seen you every day for three years if one day you left your badge at home. Arsehole.

One day he tried it with someone important. We never saw him again. Good.
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PrematureXmasBulb @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 9h
Lol! With another row of armed guards behind that presumably… 😂

Like you - I’d definitely be ‘team tunnel’
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