XmasBulb
@sinisterbulb.bsky.social
Northerner. Husband. Dad. Pillock.
Not a real lightbulb. Or a turnip. Not that sinister. But I do stay largely anonymous on here to keep it separate from real life. Ally to anyone who would like it. Significant irritant of @ElisabethHobbes.co.uk.
Not a real lightbulb. Or a turnip. Not that sinister. But I do stay largely anonymous on here to keep it separate from real life. Ally to anyone who would like it. Significant irritant of @ElisabethHobbes.co.uk.
I have cheese
Make someone fall in love with you in three words or less:
Got you babygirl
Got you babygirl
Make someone fall in love with you in three words or less:
Real maple syrup.
Real maple syrup.
December 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I have cheese
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At this rate I’m expecting tomorrow’s advent calendar surprise to be Tommy Robinson being mauled by a leopard
a bald man with a beard is wearing a blue robe and smiling
ALT: a bald man with a beard is wearing a blue robe and smiling
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2025 at 10:04 AM
At this rate I’m expecting tomorrow’s advent calendar surprise to be Tommy Robinson being mauled by a leopard
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Having been born on this day in 1957, I am somewhat susceptible to tv adverts we see at this time of year, ones that use the festivities of the 1970s as a means of evoking nostalgia for Christmases gone by. I think this one may have gone a bit too far however.
December 20, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Having been born on this day in 1957, I am somewhat susceptible to tv adverts we see at this time of year, ones that use the festivities of the 1970s as a means of evoking nostalgia for Christmases gone by. I think this one may have gone a bit too far however.
December 21, 2025 at 11:01 AM
December 21, 2025 at 10:58 AM
December 21, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Turns out I’m a fan of boxing. Wouldn’t have predicted that…
December 21, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Turns out I’m a fan of boxing. Wouldn’t have predicted that…
Okay. Any theories as to why it seems hardly anyone had a decent sleep last night?
December 21, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Okay. Any theories as to why it seems hardly anyone had a decent sleep last night?
This is not my FAVOURITE solstice if I’m honest.
December 21, 2025 at 8:58 AM
This is not my FAVOURITE solstice if I’m honest.
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Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
December 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
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December 20th. A partially rubberised torso stands on the corner of Edward Street and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing.
December 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
December 20th. A partially rubberised torso stands on the corner of Edward Street and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing.
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My 14-yo-son has recreated the climax of Back to the Future in gingerbread and I thought you should know.
December 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
My 14-yo-son has recreated the climax of Back to the Future in gingerbread and I thought you should know.
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There’s an old Kenyan proverb, often used when someone is being loudly ignorant, that goes something like this… “Unlike the stomach, the brain does not alert you when empty.”
December 19, 2025 at 12:33 PM
There’s an old Kenyan proverb, often used when someone is being loudly ignorant, that goes something like this… “Unlike the stomach, the brain does not alert you when empty.”
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Ladies with an attitude/fellows that were in the mood/don't just stand there, don't get dizzy/izzy wizzy, let's get busy - VOGUE! #totp
December 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Ladies with an attitude/fellows that were in the mood/don't just stand there, don't get dizzy/izzy wizzy, let's get busy - VOGUE! #totp
WTF??!!!
December 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
WTF??!!!
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And through it all
she offers a protractor
A loving benefactor,
I'll measure the right effect
And the hypotenuse
whatever angle it be
Acute, obtuse or maybe
A right angle'll be correct
she won't forsake me
I'm loving angles instead #totp
she offers a protractor
A loving benefactor,
I'll measure the right effect
And the hypotenuse
whatever angle it be
Acute, obtuse or maybe
A right angle'll be correct
she won't forsake me
I'm loving angles instead #totp
May 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
And through it all
she offers a protractor
A loving benefactor,
I'll measure the right effect
And the hypotenuse
whatever angle it be
Acute, obtuse or maybe
A right angle'll be correct
she won't forsake me
I'm loving angles instead #totp
she offers a protractor
A loving benefactor,
I'll measure the right effect
And the hypotenuse
whatever angle it be
Acute, obtuse or maybe
A right angle'll be correct
she won't forsake me
I'm loving angles instead #totp