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SinisterTurnip
@sinisterbulb.bsky.social
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Northerner. Husband. Dad. Pillock. Not a real lightbulb. Or a turnip. Not that sinister. But I do stay largely anonymous on here to keep it separate from real life. Ally to anyone who would like it. Significant irritant of @ElisabethHobbes.co.uk.
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SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 3h
Yup 😢
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SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 12h
Life: A Users Manual is one of my favourite books.
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SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 14h
You think? I winced a bit at Red Right Hand yesterday - but to be fair - few can convincingly sing that one
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 14h
"I simply can’t watch another performance of my esteemed work where my villainous queen is clearly half thinking about getting high with the three witches at the cast party."
It Is I, William Shakespeare, and I Am Begging You to Stop Letting High Schoolers Put on Productions of Macbeth
Greetings, fair countrymen. It is I, William Shakespeare, sending word from beyond the grave. I have seen the influence of my canon, and I’ve relis...
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SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 14h
😍
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SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 14h
Squtlery
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SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 14h
❤️
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SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 15h
I’m rather relieved. The idea that two people might have done it made it more worrying.
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SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 16h
That is the price of it raining less
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SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 16h
Ah - now I see how its done its not any LESS impressive. My friend I play music with does pole classes and it does rather defy physics.

I also confess I didn’t know that was what a lyra was, and thought it was somehow Philip Pullman themed…
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SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 16h
I’m increasingly unsure thats the problem.

1) We need money to live.
2) We need to do meaningful things to feel fulfilled.

We’ve created ‘work’ to link the two, but it increasingly feels anachronistic and dysfunctional.
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SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 16h
You say it explains how you got to this point. It doesn’t. How the hell did you get up there in the first place?

Impressive though to be hanging from that, perform and not look shit-scared of falling out of it! Bravo!
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SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 16h
Capricorn.
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SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 16h
I mean this clearly isn’t going to happen, but actually if AI did the stuff it actually is fairly good at - i.e. brain numbing repetitive tasks, the humans could do the creative and interesting stuff.
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SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 16h
I keep telling you you should ask them to print them instead…
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SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 16h
Correct
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SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 16h
No. I totally understand this. A sausage butty is a treat. And thus a shit sausage butty is a betrayal.
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SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 16h
Same. On both counts
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SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 16h
And the timeframe for the response by both rail staff and emergency services is mind bogglingly impressive. Even getting the train safely into Huntingdon wouldn’t have been much good with noone to meet it.
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SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 16h
Hope it does…
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SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 19h
No - in fact I only found out about THAT yesterday
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SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 19h
Finding one of her books in Waterstones still hasn’t got old for @elisabethhobbes.co.uk #SundayPixBooks
Shameless plug for Elisabeth Hobbes’ books by the medium of photography. Look. The more books she sells, the nicer my Christmas present…
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SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 19h
A beautiful day at the airfield. But bugger its cold!
Some planes on a sunny airfield
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SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 19h
Few albums make better use of a synthesizer than this one.
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SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 20h
Went to the Radiohead artwork exhibition at the Ashmolean yesterday. Exceeded expectations - well worthwhile if you’re that way inclined and/or located.

Hadn’t really grasped that the visuals were probably equally important to the music. And shot through with a sense of humour too
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