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Spoopy Cup Psycho 🎃 (Warpath Arc)

@sippycuppsycho.bsky.social

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intersex & trans - plural - LA woman - psych ward princess - pro-social psychopath - anarchy is social entropy and can never be stopped - billionaires are a threat to humanity - burdened with fate's infatuation - born with a fuckyouterus - pro plumber 🪠

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Spoopy Cup Psycho 🎃 (Warpath Arc) @sippycuppsycho.bsky.social · 2d

Yea, I'm kinda an asshole.

Spoopy Cup Psycho 🎃 (Warpath Arc) @sippycuppsycho.bsky.social · 3m

How fucking unlucky do you have to be to make a period blood joke to the one trans woman that is also intersex and actually bleeding today. Just the same, he should have never made the joke. It's never fucking funny when a man mocks any woman with menstruation. Like what the fuck is wrong with you?

Spoopy Cup Psycho 🎃 (Warpath Arc) @sippycuppsycho.bsky.social · 33m

"This problem should be fixed!" Some Tech Bro Somewhere

Spoopy Cup Psycho 🎃 (Warpath Arc) @sippycuppsycho.bsky.social · 34m

Honestly I am a little concerned about a possibility. I'm spending a lot of time in a childhood headspace and I don't know if there are any childhood alters I've not met yet, cause this is the worst fucking time to handle that. If it has to happen we'll be nice, but like, she needs a break.

Spoopy Cup Psycho 🎃 (Warpath Arc) @sippycuppsycho.bsky.social · 42m

I knew it!

A BlueSky notification says, "Katie Tightpussy, Editor-in-Chief liked *visibly removed words* Urine."

Spoopy Cup Psycho 🎃 (Warpath Arc) @sippycuppsycho.bsky.social · 48m

So sometimes strong edibles stall, like they just sit in the queue and hit all at once 12 hours later. I have taken 200 mg of shots. I've definitely felt it, but I really feel like it's playing possum and if I take this extra 100 mg for pain it's all going to hit sometime after 3 am... But owies!

Spoopy Cup Psycho 🎃 (Warpath Arc) @sippycuppsycho.bsky.social · 59m

Why do I think there is some way to run Eve in WinAmp?

Spoopy Cup Psycho 🎃 (Warpath Arc) @sippycuppsycho.bsky.social · 1h

Most people never even think of this stuff. I always do. Little games, little tests, just to see what happens.

Mostly I try to just observe. To not "cause", just watch cause and effect. So today is interesting. Stress brings action. Actions tell stories. Stories explain actions. What will they do?

Spoopy Cup Psycho 🎃 (Warpath Arc) @sippycuppsycho.bsky.social · 1h

Sometimes the hardest thing is to not play "what if I changed this small things" with other peoples lives. Because you are divorced from it. You could charge a tiny thing that wouldn't hurt... But you could see what happened... If she really knew what they said about her. 😳

Spoopy Cup Psycho 🎃 (Warpath Arc) @sippycuppsycho.bsky.social · 1h

So this is what being a psychopath is like. I'm wondering if I could do a reverse Stanford Prisoner Experiment and engineer an uprising. I'm going to avoid that, because I'm angry enough to realize it's ultimately a fun but ineffective long term strat.

I *did* the risk assessment and considered it.

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Spoopy Cup Psycho 🎃 (Warpath Arc) @sippycuppsycho.bsky.social · 1h

But it's a damn fine spreadsheet visualizer!

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Spoopy Cup Psycho 🎃 (Warpath Arc) @sippycuppsycho.bsky.social · 1h

a man is making a funny face while sitting at a table in a restaurant .

Alt: Nathan Fillian starts to object but then stops.

media.tenor.com

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Spoopy Cup Psycho 🎃 (Warpath Arc) @sippycuppsycho.bsky.social · 1h

LA has earthquakes too. But worst fire for me was Oregon in 2020. Just got back to LA.

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 4h

i think it would perhaps be good if all of the greater LA region did not smell like other smog or excrement. perhaps a third category if smell, if one were inclined. flowers, maybe?

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Spoopy Cup Psycho 🎃 (Warpath Arc) @sippycuppsycho.bsky.social · 1h

Urine.

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Spoopy Cup Psycho 🎃 (Warpath Arc) @sippycuppsycho.bsky.social · 1h

Made the hernia worse because my right hip is in too much pain; it's just registering as static, like I'm automatically dissociating it because I can tell it's referred pain, but it's still technical pain, idk, I just have ways of not feeling shit, but I'm still very aware.

Spoopy Cup Psycho 🎃 (Warpath Arc) @sippycuppsycho.bsky.social · 1h

So yes, like there is sharp fucking metal 2 feet from my face, I have trauma from almost losing an eye at 4, there is no way I can relax about this. The best I can do is keep my arousal as low as possible, stay stoned, and such hope I didn't lose an eye. The biggest problem is I might have...

Spoopy Cup Psycho 🎃 (Warpath Arc) @sippycuppsycho.bsky.social · 1h

Oh trust me, I'm a top getting bottom surgery and doing the penis math on if I stay a top and people make this all too binary. As long as there is honest respect (which comes in many currencies), it's all just adults being silly while naked really.

Spoopy Cup Psycho 🎃 (Warpath Arc) @sippycuppsycho.bsky.social · 1h

That's because the spreadsheet game is so good it just looks like parkour.

Spoopy Cup Psycho 🎃 (Warpath Arc) @sippycuppsycho.bsky.social · 1h

Did you mention Eve Online?

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Bugs, Beleaguered Babysitter of the Booger Brothers @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 1h

if every game is spreadsheets or parkour,

magic is parkour but magic is spreadsheets

football is likewise parkour, as is hockey

baseball, contrary to popular belief, is parkour

basketball is spreadsheets tho

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Spoopy Cup Psycho 🎃 (Warpath Arc) @sippycuppsycho.bsky.social · 1h

I used to work in fantasy sports. Every sport is spreadsheets if you spend enough engineering hours and include a free draft kit.

Spoopy Cup Psycho 🎃 (Warpath Arc) @sippycuppsycho.bsky.social · 1h

A high priced UX consultant could fix me.

Spoopy Cup Psycho 🎃 (Warpath Arc) @sippycuppsycho.bsky.social · 1h

I believe grinding on the console is known by the cool Fleeties as The Tachyon Slide. I hear that the new warp coefficients were programed in by a certain slutty Fleeties bare ass on the data entry terminal. They forget to check the settings! But the ass worked better!

Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · Sep 8

Every time Starfleet opens a ship to the public for tours, they have to watch out for these people.

All sneaking off into Jeffries tubes and sensually rubbing EPS conduits, accidentally causing a warp core overload by grinding on the console.

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · Aug 23

My head canon for why star trek's holodecks always seem to have problems teleporting people out of them is:

They're still using weird game programming tricks, like Half Life's subway car hat, except with replicated objects

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Spoopy Cup Psycho 🎃 (Warpath Arc) @sippycuppsycho.bsky.social · 1h

That's bad design. You need to cascade your physics so the water simulation crashes before the containment does. It's like how a pool full of jello sounds great until you're at the bottom. Plan for the worst; fail gracefully.