aka LW Salinas
@sithwitch.bsky.social
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She/her. 40s. Disabled bi/pan Chicana. Voice actor,audiobook narrator, podcast cohost (Legends of SHIELD, All Elite Talk). Icon by @kalledotwav. lwsalinas.com Mostly wrestleposting for serotonin.
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Hi! I'm Lauren, I record and write professionally as "L.W. Salinas," and I'm a queer disabled Chicana who narrates audiobooks, voice acts, podcasts, writes, and crafts. Wrestling is keeping me sane and happy these days. Everything that I've done professionally can be found at lwsalinas.com.
L.W. Salinas
Voice actor and audiobook narrator
lwsalinas.com
sithwitch.bsky.social
#31DaysOfHorror 12: "Dangerous Animals." It's so nice to see a movie with sharks where the sharks aren't monsters. Also, Jai Courtney was great. I've liked him since Spartacus, and it seems like "bonkers Aussie" is really his niche these days.
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#31DaysOfHorror 11: "VelociPastor." At some point, I need to do a marathon of "Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter" leading into this, leading into "Miami Connection."
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#31DaysOfHorror 10: "The Substance." Between being in my 40s and my back hurting, I feel squarely in the target audience here. Felt like a fairy tale in the Grimm sense, and managed to make skin, food, and Dennis Quaid feel grotesque.
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Renee saying he is a real life Ninja Turtle is one of the most delightful things I've ever heard.
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nylarosebeast.bsky.social
lol and not a single peep from anybody about unfair advantages or how they don’t want to see a man hit a woman… yet let me simply exist🥴🥴

Almost like it was never actually about those things… funny huh
zoewithasword.bsky.social
Really surprised by this Jetspeed Babes v. FTR/Megan Bayne match on Collision, most intergender matches are a little clunky because of the whole "only women fight women, only men fight men" shit and this one was just a straight up proper intergender brawl and it ruled
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We had a little singalong at our end of the line 😀
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This week's archery update: John Cena kid from last week has been singing "Blue (da ba dr da ba di)" for an hour amd a half.
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ivacheung.com
I made a li'l cookbook! *After the Feast* suggests ways to use up leftovers from your big turkey dinners.

The PDF is FREE. If you buy a print copy, $2 will support food security initiatives through the Qajuqturvik Community Food Centre.

Please spread the word! 🍗

ivacheung.com/2025/09/afte...
After the Feast: A Turkey Leftovers Cookbooklet - Iva Cheung
After a couple decades of editing and indexing cookbooks, I took a stab at writing (a small!) one. After the Feast brings together 25-ish of my favourite ways to use up the leftovers from big turkey d...
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sithwitch.bsky.social
#31DaysOfHorror 11: "VelociPastor." At some point, I need to do a marathon of "Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter" leading into this, leading into "Miami Connection."
sithwitch.bsky.social
#31DaysOfHorror 10: "The Substance." Between being in my 40s and my back hurting, I feel squarely in the target audience here. Felt like a fairy tale in the Grimm sense, and managed to make skin, food, and Dennis Quaid feel grotesque.
sithwitch.bsky.social
#31DaysOfHorror 9: "Lamb." I've been meaning to watch this one since it came out. Beautiful, atmospheric, and weird, if not exactly scary in a traditional sense.
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beardedrogue.bsky.social
Now give her MOX, TK!!! Just let her destroy all these bald men! #MOXFearsWillow #AEW
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shinkumancer.bsky.social
Wait…. You guys!!!

I just noticed this is the same locker room The Elite used to share 🥺

STOP MAKING ME SAD
sithwitch.bsky.social
Aww, let me guess, Willow is who Kris had in mind for Harley's tag partner. #AEWCollision 🤼‍♂️
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Oh my god Harley has a disembodied guitar fret of doom #AEWCollision 🤼‍♂️
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INTERGENDER 👏👏 👏👏👏
#AEWCollision 🤼‍♂️
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YES WILLOW, DESTROY THOSE MEN #AEWCollision 🤼‍♂️
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Every time Willow hits FTR, an angel gets its wings #AEWCollision 🤼‍♂️
sithwitch.bsky.social
Just the best vibes in the world
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The Sean Bean of tag names
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fendersonia.bsky.social
Now bring back the giraffe, YOU COWARDS
sithwitch.bsky.social
His glorious bouncy hair is a perfect ad for whatever he uses
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MIXED TRIOS MAIN EVENT Y'ALL #AEWCollision 🤼‍♂️
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It's big uncle and nephew vibes
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studentofsound.bsky.social
they cut a bit after the eddie/mortos match! LFI went back for more and shibata came out for the save. #AEWCollision 🤼