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ASEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS 🏳️‍⚧
@skeiser.bsky.social
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40 y/o ND she/they aspec/arospec transfemme in Philly. Standup comic and freelance writer for hire. Obscure references make the Sue Keiser Difference™. Needless to say, 18+, MDNI [email protected]
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ASEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS 🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · May 18
THE RIGHT STUFF is great because it has Ed Harris as John Glenn, Scott Glenn as Alan Shepard, Sam Shepard as Chuck Yeager, and Chuck Yeager as someone else completely.
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Mike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 18h
RIP Good Citizen.

You weren't the best at what you did. You were the only one who did what you did.

It won't be Thanksgiving without you.
radioinsight.com RadioInsight.com @radioinsight.com · 22h
Radio Remembers Pierre Robert

Beasley Media Group has announced the passing of 93.3 WMMR Philadelphia midday host Pierre Robert.
Radio Remembers Pierre Robert
Beasley Media Group has announced the passing of 93.3 WMMR Philadelphia midday host Pierre Robert.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 17h
How confident are the Dodgers? They start cooking their World Series food in August!
The Tomahawk steak sold at Dodger Stadium is $150.
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ASEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS 🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 17h
A shit day for Philadelphia radio, between the passing of KYW Newsradio's Harry Donahue, and the legendary WMMR god himself, Pierre Robert.
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ASEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS 🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 17h
Donald Trump is hiring the late Walt Michaels to become LSU's next head coach.
1985 press conference photo of the USFL's New Jersey Generals head coach Walt Michaels in between his team's quarterback, 1984 Heisman Trophy winner Doug Flutie, and (sigh) the team's owner Donald Trump. It is being held in a marble-interior room at Trump Tower, with a gigantic blue circular team logo featuring the word "Generals" on the bottom in a red Italic serif font, underneath a five-star oak-leaf cluster military insignia. The Generals, as a team, weren't bad, with Flutie and Georgia legend Herschel Walker leading the offense, and in a league whose best teams could genuinely compete with at least the middle of the NFL pack. That said, Trump led an aggressive and ultimately failed push for the original United States Football League to directly compete with the NFL by getting the season eventually move to the fall, which forced the move of some of its better teams in established NFL strongholds such as Philadelphia and Detroit, as well as an infamous anti-trust suit in which the USFL won in 1986, but was awarded one dollar (later amended to about $3.76).
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ASEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS 🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 18h
Transmedicalist pro wrestler Dr. Tully Blanchard
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Return to Roz Milner @rozmilner.bsky.social · 21h
Today’s comic: gecko Roz introduces you to five other Democratic candidates with problematic backgrounds
First panel: gecko rise says share green platinum, maybe a flood candidate but he’s not the only one here are some others Second panel Tom Otani invented the broccoli haircut zoomer have Third panel: Sergeant cow Snell leaked blueprints for several US aircraft carriers on the war thunder forums Fourth panel: Deb Chen last remaining , which house fan Fifth panel: Samm Torre gave MrBeast the idea to do a real life squid games. Six panel: fill de Sousa League of Legends pro streamer
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ASEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS 🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 21h
*solemnly singing to All These Things That I've Done* I GOT PEAS ON MY HEAD BUT I'M NOT A PEAHEAD
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ASEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS 🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 21h
"Mr. President, John Adams from 1776 condemns your ballroom."
*silence*
"Mr. President, Mr. Feeny from Boy Meets World condemns your ballroom."
*silence*
"Mr. President, KITT from Knight Rider condemns your ballroom."
*Trump pulls a Superman to turn back time and rebuild the East Wing*
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ASEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS 🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 1d
That time the BBC had to modify its logo because the font's creator was so evil, bestiality was one of his lesser sins.
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ASEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS 🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 2d
The Nine Billion Names of Goo
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ASEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS 🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 2d
Halloween just isn't enjoyable when everything is a horror movie, on screen and off, all the fucking time.
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ASEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS 🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 2d
A top two moment involving a Canadian and the song "I Love L.A." at Dodger Stadium, after, of course THE NAKED GUN.
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ASEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS 🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 2d
Now I can sleep.
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ASEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS 🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 2d
ATREYU... NOOOOOOOOOOO......
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ASEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS 🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 2d
THE MOTHERFUCKING NEVER ENDING STORY THEME
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ASEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS 🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 2d
I'd hate to be Joe Davis' toilet tomorrow afternoon.
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ASEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS 🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 2d
People who call it "Groundhog's Day" should be exiled to Malta.
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ASEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS 🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 2d
Don't make me start to hate "Hot for Teacher", Dodger Stadium PA system.
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ASEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS 🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 2d
*ghost of Pete Rose finds out it's the top of the 18th* *ghost of Pete Rose slowly descends back into Hell*
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 2d
18th inning
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ASEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS 🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 2d
SHUT THE FUCK UP LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 2d
I’m sorry about this but it’s like The Ring, you have to pass it on
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ASEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS 🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 2d
I'm still watching the game, just clad in latex as a bimbo drone.
skeiser.bsky.social ASEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS 🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 2d
If it goes to 15 I'm putting on the erotic hypno and going to bed.
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Kliph Nesteroff @classicshowbiz.bsky.social · 2d
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