Graphic Blandishment Is My Passion 🏳️⚧
@skeiser.bsky.social
40 y/o ND she/they aspec/arospec transfemme in Philly.
Standup comic and freelance writer for hire.
Obscure references make the Sue Keiser Difference™.
Needless to say, 18+, MDNI
[email protected]
Standup comic and freelance writer for hire.
Obscure references make the Sue Keiser Difference™.
Needless to say, 18+, MDNI
[email protected]
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Thank you for all your support. I'm thinking of entering an inpatient center after the holidays but am working to get through 2025 without doing so, if only out of spite.
I fucking hate to do this again, but I can't get any of my back SSI/SSDI funds anytime soon while looking for a new social worker and will be absolutely broke during the holidays. I also need $80 for my share of the utilities, which is more important. Please help if you can.
Venmo: @susantkeiser
Venmo: @susantkeiser
December 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Thank you for all your support. I'm thinking of entering an inpatient center after the holidays but am working to get through 2025 without doing so, if only out of spite.
Thank you for all your support. I'm thinking of entering an inpatient center after the holidays but am working to get through 2025 without doing so, if only out of spite.
I fucking hate to do this again, but I can't get any of my back SSI/SSDI funds anytime soon while looking for a new social worker and will be absolutely broke during the holidays. I also need $80 for my share of the utilities, which is more important. Please help if you can.
Venmo: @susantkeiser
Venmo: @susantkeiser
December 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Thank you for all your support. I'm thinking of entering an inpatient center after the holidays but am working to get through 2025 without doing so, if only out of spite.
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I fucking hate to do this again, but I can't get any of my back SSI/SSDI funds anytime soon while looking for a new social worker and will be absolutely broke during the holidays. I also need $80 for my share of the utilities, which is more important. Please help if you can.
Venmo: @susantkeiser
Venmo: @susantkeiser
December 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I fucking hate to do this again, but I can't get any of my back SSI/SSDI funds anytime soon while looking for a new social worker and will be absolutely broke during the holidays. I also need $80 for my share of the utilities, which is more important. Please help if you can.
Venmo: @susantkeiser
Venmo: @susantkeiser
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It sucks to keep having to do this. It sucks to have asked for thousands over the years and still be living in poverty. It sucks to feel sorry for myself, and not to go one holiday without feeling pitied by family and friends, only to use the money just to survive.
I'm sorry, and I thank you.
I'm sorry, and I thank you.
December 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It sucks to keep having to do this. It sucks to have asked for thousands over the years and still be living in poverty. It sucks to feel sorry for myself, and not to go one holiday without feeling pitied by family and friends, only to use the money just to survive.
I'm sorry, and I thank you.
I'm sorry, and I thank you.
I fucking hate to do this again, but I can't get any of my back SSI/SSDI funds anytime soon while looking for a new social worker and will be absolutely broke during the holidays. I also need $80 for my share of the utilities, which is more important. Please help if you can.
Venmo: @susantkeiser
Venmo: @susantkeiser
December 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I fucking hate to do this again, but I can't get any of my back SSI/SSDI funds anytime soon while looking for a new social worker and will be absolutely broke during the holidays. I also need $80 for my share of the utilities, which is more important. Please help if you can.
Venmo: @susantkeiser
Venmo: @susantkeiser
If God forbid there is anything good to come out of Rob and Michele Reiner's death, it's that liberals will probably stop policing our enthusiasm once Trump falls off the rainbow bridge.
December 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
If God forbid there is anything good to come out of Rob and Michele Reiner's death, it's that liberals will probably stop policing our enthusiasm once Trump falls off the rainbow bridge.
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Showing this to my doctor when we talk about medical transition next steps
December 16, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Showing this to my doctor when we talk about medical transition next steps
Didn't get the courage to fully cut ties with my dad and sister until this year, and while the holidays suck, they've kinda sucked for long enough that I still long for a happy holiday but know to really lower my expectations.
December 16, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Didn't get the courage to fully cut ties with my dad and sister until this year, and while the holidays suck, they've kinda sucked for long enough that I still long for a happy holiday but know to really lower my expectations.
HOLY SHIT IT'S BASED ON DONALD E. WESTLAKE'S "THE AX"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (not a spoiler, and if so read the fucking book and watch the fucking movie anyway)
The trailer for No Other Choice, which gets a U.S. theatrical release Dec. 25:
December 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
HOLY SHIT IT'S BASED ON DONALD E. WESTLAKE'S "THE AX"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (not a spoiler, and if so read the fucking book and watch the fucking movie anyway)
Oh shit I forgot Anthony Geary was the gay-acting straight friend in ALL IN THE FAMILY
December 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Oh shit I forgot Anthony Geary was the gay-acting straight friend in ALL IN THE FAMILY
"Barbershop Raga"
In honor of Rob Reiner, please tell me your favorite line-reading from THIS IS SPINAL TAP
December 15, 2025 at 10:59 AM
"Barbershop Raga"
Being misgendered and deadnamed when introducing myself on my high school alumni Facebook page 🤝 Saoirse Ronan in the 2015 Best Picture Oscar nominee BROOKLYN
"I'd forgotten what this town was like."
"I'd forgotten what this town was like."
December 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Being misgendered and deadnamed when introducing myself on my high school alumni Facebook page 🤝 Saoirse Ronan in the 2015 Best Picture Oscar nominee BROOKLYN
"I'd forgotten what this town was like."
"I'd forgotten what this town was like."
Tonight in "what did you expect": my old HS is having their 100th anniversary next year, and I introduced myself on the celebration's Facebook page. Fucking one-time friend posted "You're still [deadname]" and talked about how much of a friend he was and how I was still his brother, not his sister.
December 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Tonight in "what did you expect": my old HS is having their 100th anniversary next year, and I introduced myself on the celebration's Facebook page. Fucking one-time friend posted "You're still [deadname]" and talked about how much of a friend he was and how I was still his brother, not his sister.
It's very easy to shit on liberalism (fun, too), but Rob Reiner was a man of conviction, had an early run to beat many directors' entire oeuvres, and was a goddamn Phillies fan. May he and his wife rest in peace.
December 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
It's very easy to shit on liberalism (fun, too), but Rob Reiner was a man of conviction, had an early run to beat many directors' entire oeuvres, and was a goddamn Phillies fan. May he and his wife rest in peace.
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Deciding to up and ride the six hours each way from Vegas to see NIGHT OF THE HUNTER at the New Beverly. Leon Vitali was right in front of me on the queue, and I had no idea who he was when the guy next to him said "you'd be interested in this" when they looked at a poster for THE SHINING.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 14, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Deciding to up and ride the six hours each way from Vegas to see NIGHT OF THE HUNTER at the New Beverly. Leon Vitali was right in front of me on the queue, and I had no idea who he was when the guy next to him said "you'd be interested in this" when they looked at a poster for THE SHINING.
Oscar Best Picture Nominees I finished today:
Random Harvest: Ronald Colman as every character who gets bumped in the head in a sitcom, played too seriously.
Here Comes Mr. Jordan: if Random Harvest was a screwball afterlife comedy, but, um, better.
The Best Years of Our Lives: fucking excellent.
Random Harvest: Ronald Colman as every character who gets bumped in the head in a sitcom, played too seriously.
Here Comes Mr. Jordan: if Random Harvest was a screwball afterlife comedy, but, um, better.
The Best Years of Our Lives: fucking excellent.
December 14, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Oscar Best Picture Nominees I finished today:
Random Harvest: Ronald Colman as every character who gets bumped in the head in a sitcom, played too seriously.
Here Comes Mr. Jordan: if Random Harvest was a screwball afterlife comedy, but, um, better.
The Best Years of Our Lives: fucking excellent.
Random Harvest: Ronald Colman as every character who gets bumped in the head in a sitcom, played too seriously.
Here Comes Mr. Jordan: if Random Harvest was a screwball afterlife comedy, but, um, better.
The Best Years of Our Lives: fucking excellent.
2025 Penn State is two games away from having defeated a national champion.
Illinois State @ Villanova
Montana @ Montana State
FCS semis are set.
Montana @ Montana State
FCS semis are set.
December 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
2025 Penn State is two games away from having defeated a national champion.
THE BEST YEARS OF OUR LIVES is fucking incredible.
Rarely have I ever felt more proud of my country than when Teresa Wright says "I'M GOING TO RUIN HIS MARRIAGE".
Rarely have I ever felt more proud of my country than when Teresa Wright says "I'M GOING TO RUIN HIS MARRIAGE".
December 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
THE BEST YEARS OF OUR LIVES is fucking incredible.
Rarely have I ever felt more proud of my country than when Teresa Wright says "I'M GOING TO RUIN HIS MARRIAGE".
Rarely have I ever felt more proud of my country than when Teresa Wright says "I'M GOING TO RUIN HIS MARRIAGE".
The Irishman but it's about the corruption and disappearance of Santa Claus.
December 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The Irishman but it's about the corruption and disappearance of Santa Claus.
If I'm not mistaken, Kyle Whittingham will be the final original recipe USFL player to have been a head coach in the FBS. (other former USFL players to have coached in FBS include Rick Neuheisel and Joey Jones).
Meanwhile, XFL legend Jeff "I JUST WANNA PLAY SOME FOOTBALL" Brohm is still mid-career.
Meanwhile, XFL legend Jeff "I JUST WANNA PLAY SOME FOOTBALL" Brohm is still mid-career.
NEWS: Kyle Whittingham, the all-time winningest head coach in the history of Utah’s football program, will step down from leading the Utes.
He’ll wrap up his career with the Las Vegas Bowl on Dec. 31.
He’ll wrap up his career with the Las Vegas Bowl on Dec. 31.
December 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
If I'm not mistaken, Kyle Whittingham will be the final original recipe USFL player to have been a head coach in the FBS. (other former USFL players to have coached in FBS include Rick Neuheisel and Joey Jones).
Meanwhile, XFL legend Jeff "I JUST WANNA PLAY SOME FOOTBALL" Brohm is still mid-career.
Meanwhile, XFL legend Jeff "I JUST WANNA PLAY SOME FOOTBALL" Brohm is still mid-career.
At the risk of catching a block, calling Sherrone Moore "crazy" does no service to either the mentally ill or the people most directly affected by Sherrone's actions and mental breakdown.
This really isn't a crazy coaching carousel. The only crazy thing is Sherrone Moore, but everything else has generally played out as expected. It's just that so much happened in the span of like a week.
This truly is the craziest coaching cycle
December 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
At the risk of catching a block, calling Sherrone Moore "crazy" does no service to either the mentally ill or the people most directly affected by Sherrone's actions and mental breakdown.
I'm churning through a bunch of shitty Maurice Chevalier musicals as part of my Oscar Best Picture Nominee watch, and I wish half these smiling European military figures he plays switched places with the protagonist of ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT, or even better, JOHNNY GOT HIS GUN.
December 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I'm churning through a bunch of shitty Maurice Chevalier musicals as part of my Oscar Best Picture Nominee watch, and I wish half these smiling European military figures he plays switched places with the protagonist of ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT, or even better, JOHNNY GOT HIS GUN.
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look, the answer to Did It Happen is always no, it did not
but maybe! it's always fun to dream
but maybe! it's always fun to dream
Trump is now running an astounding (even for him) 90 minutes late for his scheduled 3pm bill signing event
December 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
look, the answer to Did It Happen is always no, it did not
but maybe! it's always fun to dream
but maybe! it's always fun to dream
I don't know whether it will work, especially since I have yet to take it, and I already wake up at 1pm and go to bed at 5am, but I'm finally getting ADHD meds.
December 12, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I don't know whether it will work, especially since I have yet to take it, and I already wake up at 1pm and go to bed at 5am, but I'm finally getting ADHD meds.