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@skeiser.bsky.social
40 y/o ND she/they aspec/arospec transfemme in Philly.
Standup comic and freelance writer for hire.
Obscure references make the Sue Keiser Difference™.
Needless to say, 18+, MDNI
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Standup comic and freelance writer for hire.
Obscure references make the Sue Keiser Difference™.
Needless to say, 18+, MDNI
[email protected]
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There's a lot of talk these days about who is in the Epstein files, but I'd like you kids to remember there's someone who certainly WASN'T in them and his name is—oh no. Oh no oh no oh no
February 1, 2026 at 7:46 PM
There's a lot of talk these days about who is in the Epstein files, but I'd like you kids to remember there's someone who certainly WASN'T in them and his name is—oh no. Oh no oh no oh no
Didn't know the ghost of Andy Rooney was into that sorta thing.
Bari Weiss attended a fundraiser last night in NYC, attendee tells me. There was an auction item for dinner with her and wife Nellie Bowles. Several people cheered in approval, many others said after how gross it was. Bari shouted out “And you can make out with Nellie!” It ultimately sold for $55k.
February 1, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Didn't know the ghost of Andy Rooney was into that sorta thing.
I can make an extremely fucked up "Platform 9 3/4" joke right now, but yeah, fuck you, Joanne.
February 1, 2026 at 6:33 PM
I can make an extremely fucked up "Platform 9 3/4" joke right now, but yeah, fuck you, Joanne.
Three words: PUP PLAY BOWL
For anyone wondering (including its 19 or so loyal followers), @stoutlanduwu.bsky.social *will* be covering the big game next week, featuring a new tradition in the queer sports milieu.
February 1, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Three words: PUP PLAY BOWL
For anyone wondering (including its 19 or so loyal followers), @stoutlanduwu.bsky.social *will* be covering the big game next week, featuring a new tradition in the queer sports milieu.
February 1, 2026 at 6:26 PM
For anyone wondering (including its 19 or so loyal followers), @stoutlanduwu.bsky.social *will* be covering the big game next week, featuring a new tradition in the queer sports milieu.
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Keep establishing the run.
BREAKING: Democrat Christian Menefee wins special election for Texas U.S. House seat, narrowing GOP's slim majority.
Democrat Christian Menefee wins election for US House, narrowing GOP's slim majority
Democrat Christian Menefee has won a Texas U.S. House seat in a special election that will narrow Republicans’ already-slim majority.
bit.ly
February 1, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Keep establishing the run.
I'm a complete tease, as I want to be completely bimbofied but I'd never desire to fuck or be fucked after becoming an absolutely slutty looking doll (complimentary).
Aegosexuality is fucking incredible.
Aegosexuality is fucking incredible.
February 1, 2026 at 8:11 AM
I'm a complete tease, as I want to be completely bimbofied but I'd never desire to fuck or be fucked after becoming an absolutely slutty looking doll (complimentary).
Aegosexuality is fucking incredible.
Aegosexuality is fucking incredible.
We're finally back to Andrea Martin who is fucking excellent, but it's kinda sad that there is at least one mention of diet and exercise in each and every one of her interviews.
February 1, 2026 at 6:29 AM
We're finally back to Andrea Martin who is fucking excellent, but it's kinda sad that there is at least one mention of diet and exercise in each and every one of her interviews.
I'm on permanent mental health disability in no small part due to my year and a half at Target.
Taking down the TRANS PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS EXIST merch halfway during Pride didn't help, nor did the 7-cent raise, or being kicked off of state Medical Assistance by making $20 too much in a month.
Taking down the TRANS PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS EXIST merch halfway during Pride didn't help, nor did the 7-cent raise, or being kicked off of state Medical Assistance by making $20 too much in a month.
February 1, 2026 at 6:10 AM
I'm on permanent mental health disability in no small part due to my year and a half at Target.
Taking down the TRANS PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS EXIST merch halfway during Pride didn't help, nor did the 7-cent raise, or being kicked off of state Medical Assistance by making $20 too much in a month.
Taking down the TRANS PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS EXIST merch halfway during Pride didn't help, nor did the 7-cent raise, or being kicked off of state Medical Assistance by making $20 too much in a month.
Martin Short is a comedic genius but Jesus fucking Christ is he a "sometimes food".
Spending my evening by overdosing on Martin Short talk show appearances.
February 1, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Martin Short is a comedic genius but Jesus fucking Christ is he a "sometimes food".
Spending my evening by overdosing on Martin Short talk show appearances.
February 1, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Spending my evening by overdosing on Martin Short talk show appearances.
Fuck Disney Plus forever
THEY CUT CATHERINE O'HARA ASKING JOHN CANDY "CHICAGO?" WHEN HE SAYS THEY'RE BIG... IN SHEBOYGAN
February 1, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Fuck Disney Plus forever
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Nixon is what happens when you’re inherently evil but also raised as a Quaker.
i think we often neglect the degree to which nixon’s resignation was a result of him having a mental breakdown over the mounting stress of Watergate and other humiliations
he was joking about a gun in his desk. he was talking to Kennedy’s portrait. he was drunk dialing DC personalities at 2:00 AM
he was joking about a gun in his desk. he was talking to Kennedy’s portrait. he was drunk dialing DC personalities at 2:00 AM
Hinesight
February 1, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Nixon is what happens when you’re inherently evil but also raised as a Quaker.
The Philadelphia 76ers have only won one NBA Finals game in my lifetime and I had to skip watching it so I could study for a final exam where I not only failed but had active SI throughout the test (unrelated to the Sixers).
It's hard not to forget that most Eastern Conference championship teams being fed to the Kobe/Tim Duncan woodchipper were like one HOFer in his prime, one HOFer who is literally half dead, a random HOVG rookie traded at the wrong time and 9 "those guys" from East Western North Central State, South.
Full intros as the Sixers honor the 2001 Eastern Conference champs
February 1, 2026 at 2:12 AM
The Philadelphia 76ers have only won one NBA Finals game in my lifetime and I had to skip watching it so I could study for a final exam where I not only failed but had active SI throughout the test (unrelated to the Sixers).
It's hard not to forget that most Eastern Conference championship teams being fed to the Kobe/Tim Duncan woodchipper were like one HOFer in his prime, one HOFer who is literally half dead, a random HOVG rookie traded at the wrong time and 9 "those guys" from East Western North Central State, South.
Full intros as the Sixers honor the 2001 Eastern Conference champs
February 1, 2026 at 2:08 AM
It's hard not to forget that most Eastern Conference championship teams being fed to the Kobe/Tim Duncan woodchipper were like one HOFer in his prime, one HOFer who is literally half dead, a random HOVG rookie traded at the wrong time and 9 "those guys" from East Western North Central State, South.
I can only hope liberal pedants stand up against the March for Billionaires because it is being hosted in February.
February 1, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I can only hope liberal pedants stand up against the March for Billionaires because it is being hosted in February.
FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT STOLE MEGHAN TRAINOR'S MOMENTUM AS A POP STAR
February 1, 2026 at 1:58 AM
FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT STOLE MEGHAN TRAINOR'S MOMENTUM AS A POP STAR
Please let it be hosted by Jack Nicholson's Joker.
February 1, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Please let it be hosted by Jack Nicholson's Joker.
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In the darkest times, may the silliest things amuse you.
January 31, 2026 at 7:56 PM
In the darkest times, may the silliest things amuse you.
THERE WERE PEOPLE OPENLY WAITING FOR THE OLSEN TWINS TO TURN EIGHTEEN
Like I almost feel gaslit by some of you who seem to want to convince me that I did not grow up in a culture that openly celebrated teenage girls as the peak of female sexual attractiveness and talked about them as the forbidden fruit that all men secretly list after.
January 31, 2026 at 11:59 PM
THERE WERE PEOPLE OPENLY WAITING FOR THE OLSEN TWINS TO TURN EIGHTEEN
To quote my dad when Todd Pratt of all fucking people was named in the Mitchell Report: "he needed them".
Just In: The NBA has suspended Philadelphia 76ers' Paul George for 25 games for violating the league's anti-drug policy.
January 31, 2026 at 11:38 PM
To quote my dad when Todd Pratt of all fucking people was named in the Mitchell Report: "he needed them".
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Josh Harris being in the Epstein Files would not make it in a March Madness style bracket of the 64 strangest things that have happened to the Sixers during the Process.
That’s just, like, expected.
That’s just, like, expected.
January 30, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Josh Harris being in the Epstein Files would not make it in a March Madness style bracket of the 64 strangest things that have happened to the Sixers during the Process.
That’s just, like, expected.
That’s just, like, expected.
Josh Harris is the Epstein Files equivalent of that Onion article during the Mitchell Report era: "I'M MACKEY SASSER AND I TOOK STEROIDS"
NJ Devils owner, btw
January 31, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Josh Harris is the Epstein Files equivalent of that Onion article during the Mitchell Report era: "I'M MACKEY SASSER AND I TOOK STEROIDS"
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Looks as though Lou Holtz has celebrated his final January 6 birthday.
Yahoo with the frontrunner for Most Insane Social Graphic of 2026
January 30, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Looks as though Lou Holtz has celebrated his final January 6 birthday.