ASEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS 🏳️⚧
@skeiser.bsky.social
40 y/o ND she/they aspec/arospec transfemme in Philly.
Standup comic and freelance writer for hire.
Obscure references make the Sue Keiser Difference™.
Needless to say, 18+, MDNI
[email protected]
Standup comic and freelance writer for hire.
Obscure references make the Sue Keiser Difference™.
Needless to say, 18+, MDNI
[email protected]
This is the first 20/20 I've seen on ABC worth watching since Barbara Walters retired.
November 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
This is the first 20/20 I've seen on ABC worth watching since Barbara Walters retired.
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When Cignetti took over at Indiana, they had not had a 9-win season since 1945. They may never have a 9-win season under him, either.
November 29, 2025 at 7:44 AM
When Cignetti took over at Indiana, they had not had a 9-win season since 1945. They may never have a 9-win season under him, either.
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The Egg Bowl has been brought to you by Your Cousin in an Oversized Hoodie.
Your Cousin in an Oversized Hoodie: Figuring It Out Since 2002!
Your Cousin in an Oversized Hoodie: Figuring It Out Since 2002!
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The Egg Bowl has been brought to you by Your Cousin in an Oversized Hoodie.
Your Cousin in an Oversized Hoodie: Figuring It Out Since 2002!
Your Cousin in an Oversized Hoodie: Figuring It Out Since 2002!
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Hey, if you're feeling thankful for all the bounty in your life right now, it's not a bad idea to toss some coin to trans people who are struggling. (I boosted two folks that I know personally just now, but there are so many, many others on here.)
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Hey, if you're feeling thankful for all the bounty in your life right now, it's not a bad idea to toss some coin to trans people who are struggling. (I boosted two folks that I know personally just now, but there are so many, many others on here.)
I'm going to try and buy this for my friends, both as a cruel joke and as a way to help their local food pantry.
Kraft Original Mac & Cheese Mac Friday 65" Box, 65 Count of 7.5 oz Boxes goes up on Walmart exclusive in 60 minutes (9 PM PT - $19.37) buff.ly/zdUIMSg #ad
-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I'm going to try and buy this for my friends, both as a cruel joke and as a way to help their local food pantry.
So who else here was raised to be deathly afraid of happiness
Lol my mom would always have premonitions of doom that occurred exactly twice a year: before my dad would take us to the Thanksgiving Parade and before he'd take us to the Mummer's, that would devolve into an argument that lasted long enough that we'd get there just in time for them to have ended.
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
So who else here was raised to be deathly afraid of happiness
Lol my mom would always have premonitions of doom that occurred exactly twice a year: before my dad would take us to the Thanksgiving Parade and before he'd take us to the Mummer's, that would devolve into an argument that lasted long enough that we'd get there just in time for them to have ended.
November 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Lol my mom would always have premonitions of doom that occurred exactly twice a year: before my dad would take us to the Thanksgiving Parade and before he'd take us to the Mummer's, that would devolve into an argument that lasted long enough that we'd get there just in time for them to have ended.
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I'm not having a sad Thanksgiving YOU'RE having a sad Thanksgiving!
All kidding aside, have a safe and happy holiday.
All kidding aside, have a safe and happy holiday.
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I'm not having a sad Thanksgiving YOU'RE having a sad Thanksgiving!
All kidding aside, have a safe and happy holiday.
All kidding aside, have a safe and happy holiday.
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Misunderstanding and winning the RFK Jr. Falcon Contest by mentioning our mutual affection towards the late Joey Stefano.
December 16, 2023 at 2:57 PM
Misunderstanding and winning the RFK Jr. Falcon Contest by mentioning our mutual affection towards the late Joey Stefano.
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(re: last reskeet) I felt like I needed a new face even as a kid and never knew why. I hope to God I can afford it or my insurance will cover it for me someday.
Anything not to be fucking compared to Sloth from The Goonies by complete strangers several times a month.
Anything not to be fucking compared to Sloth from The Goonies by complete strangers several times a month.
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
(re: last reskeet) I felt like I needed a new face even as a kid and never knew why. I hope to God I can afford it or my insurance will cover it for me someday.
Anything not to be fucking compared to Sloth from The Goonies by complete strangers several times a month.
Anything not to be fucking compared to Sloth from The Goonies by complete strangers several times a month.
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FFS is so good and worth it and you know that bc without fail 100% of the women who get it end up having insane mental breaks during the first couple weeks of recovery but then we all get past that point and go "god that was hell but this rules i love this" about what we're left with
November 27, 2025 at 8:44 AM
FFS is so good and worth it and you know that bc without fail 100% of the women who get it end up having insane mental breaks during the first couple weeks of recovery but then we all get past that point and go "god that was hell but this rules i love this" about what we're left with
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The immaculate 2AM vibes of this space-age documentary about the universe. Beautiful black and white live action cinematography and miniature models with serene voice over by Douglas Rain. Give it a watch.
youtu.be/48gIN4hGOdI?...
youtu.be/48gIN4hGOdI?...
Universe
YouTube video by NFB
youtu.be
March 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
The immaculate 2AM vibes of this space-age documentary about the universe. Beautiful black and white live action cinematography and miniature models with serene voice over by Douglas Rain. Give it a watch.
youtu.be/48gIN4hGOdI?...
youtu.be/48gIN4hGOdI?...
AIRPORT 2026
I propose a similar question: If you were a despotic president, what SERIES would you force Hollywood to make?
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 AM
AIRPORT 2026
This episode of MANNIX I'm watching has Dabney Coleman without his moustache, and Howard Hesseman with his moustache.
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 AM
This episode of MANNIX I'm watching has Dabney Coleman without his moustache, and Howard Hesseman with his moustache.
So, who else is coming to Al Molinaro's house with me tomorrow? www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj4B...
On Cor Salisbury Steak Commercial 1991
YouTube video by Videoccult
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
So, who else is coming to Al Molinaro's house with me tomorrow? www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj4B...
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Hey guys. @noorhassan3.bsky.social is not doing well, she and her family is starving, no one is helping
Please consider donating, or putting her into your share rotation. Please help her
She is in gaza, i have verified her
ko-fi.com/noor320819
Please consider donating, or putting her into your share rotation. Please help her
She is in gaza, i have verified her
ko-fi.com/noor320819
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Hey guys. @noorhassan3.bsky.social is not doing well, she and her family is starving, no one is helping
Please consider donating, or putting her into your share rotation. Please help her
She is in gaza, i have verified her
ko-fi.com/noor320819
Please consider donating, or putting her into your share rotation. Please help her
She is in gaza, i have verified her
ko-fi.com/noor320819
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I am the result of growing up being taught that failure was the worst possible thing and if I failed I would be punished.
I am now a neurotic mess who fixates on every mistake I make, no matter how minor.
Please stop doing this to kids.
I am now a neurotic mess who fixates on every mistake I make, no matter how minor.
Please stop doing this to kids.
Failure isn’t something to be avoided, failure is an asset. And when you start realizing that you’re creating a space in which failure is uncomfortable, success becomes less achievable
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I am the result of growing up being taught that failure was the worst possible thing and if I failed I would be punished.
I am now a neurotic mess who fixates on every mistake I make, no matter how minor.
Please stop doing this to kids.
I am now a neurotic mess who fixates on every mistake I make, no matter how minor.
Please stop doing this to kids.
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M. Emmett Walsh is in Christmas With The Kranks and he is the only good part of Christmas with the Kranks
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
M. Emmett Walsh is in Christmas With The Kranks and he is the only good part of Christmas with the Kranks
Embracing my butch transness for now, partially protecting myself from outright man in a dress internalized and externalized transphobia and leaning into getting fucking HEY YOU GUYS by strangers on the reg and having them focus on that instead of outright mocking my gender.
November 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Embracing my butch transness for now, partially protecting myself from outright man in a dress internalized and externalized transphobia and leaning into getting fucking HEY YOU GUYS by strangers on the reg and having them focus on that instead of outright mocking my gender.
So many "That Guys" on the 2007 Padres alone, between Mike Cameron, Milton Bradley, and Terrmel Sledge.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 AM
So many "That Guys" on the 2007 Padres alone, between Mike Cameron, Milton Bradley, and Terrmel Sledge.
They're showing the 2007 Rockies/Padres tiebreaker on Roku's OTT MLB channel, and I can't wait to see Matt Holliday completely missing home plate in his game-winning slide.
November 23, 2025 at 8:18 AM
They're showing the 2007 Rockies/Padres tiebreaker on Roku's OTT MLB channel, and I can't wait to see Matt Holliday completely missing home plate in his game-winning slide.
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this photo is too powerful, aura off the charts
November 23, 2025 at 6:48 AM
this photo is too powerful, aura off the charts