XaiaX (turkey ̆̈)
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Not 5 raccoons in a trench coat.
Certified Langualogist.
Actual size.
He/Him
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Certified Langualogist.
Actual size.
He/Him
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XaiaX (turkey ̆̈)
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· Jul 2
🎼 CIS FORMERS
🎶 JUST WHAT MEETS THE EYE
🎵 CIS FORMERS
🎶 CARS YOU HAVE TO DRIVE
🎶 JUST WHAT MEETS THE EYE
🎵 CIS FORMERS
🎶 CARS YOU HAVE TO DRIVE
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Wall Turkey is Best Turkey
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Wall Turkey is Best Turkey
…. wut
Kraft Original Mac & Cheese Mac Friday 65" Box, 65 Count of 7.5 oz Boxes goes up on Walmart exclusive in 60 minutes (9 PM PT - $19.37) buff.ly/zdUIMSg #ad
-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
November 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
…. wut
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Part of the 30% cut that Valve takes is the implicit agreement that they'll protect developers from the hassle of dealing with individual payment providers, and if they're not actually willing to go to bat for us, why are we paying them so much again
Saw someone cite the Collective Shout thing and payment processors in regards to the Horse situation and say "Valve can't fight them by itself", and I think we maybe shouldn't be defending multi-billion dollar companies for arbitrary takedowns of artistic works and acting like they're the little guy
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Part of the 30% cut that Valve takes is the implicit agreement that they'll protect developers from the hassle of dealing with individual payment providers, and if they're not actually willing to go to bat for us, why are we paying them so much again
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It’s a supply issue, ironically, but the thing they’re short on is *time* for cooking, not healthy ingredients.
"The nutrition gap between poorer and wealthier Americans is primarily a supply issue" is a progressive shibboleth but it's just not true!
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
It’s a supply issue, ironically, but the thing they’re short on is *time* for cooking, not healthy ingredients.
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They did it again! NYC subway Thanksgiving 2025, via @scootercaster.com!
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
They did it again! NYC subway Thanksgiving 2025, via @scootercaster.com!
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Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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Had incoherent dreams about mass transit and woke up with the phrase “carpet deboner” in my head and can’t figure out if it’s a job or a knife.
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Had incoherent dreams about mass transit and woke up with the phrase “carpet deboner” in my head and can’t figure out if it’s a job or a knife.
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If your family really sucks this holiday season, I am your new family and I think you're great and deserve love, a job, shelter and safety.
November 27, 2025 at 8:44 AM
If your family really sucks this holiday season, I am your new family and I think you're great and deserve love, a job, shelter and safety.
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November 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The other 94% are Excel files.
The kinds of databases:
• Fancy files
• 1970s stays winning
• This would be so cool if it worked at scale
• Oh, that's why google has a monopoly on search
• Fancy files
• 1970s stays winning
• This would be so cool if it worked at scale
• Oh, that's why google has a monopoly on search
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The other 94% are Excel files.
Something tells me this guy is not the sharpest bulb in the deck.
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Something tells me this guy is not the sharpest bulb in the deck.
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Turkey is literally the most popular sandwich meat in the US. It accounts for almost 40% of all deli meat sold by dollar value (and it tends to be cheap so by raw volume it’s more)
Also, every fair and carnival sells approximately twenty hojillion turkey drumsticks.
Also, every fair and carnival sells approximately twenty hojillion turkey drumsticks.
who actually likes electricity? raise your hand. haha, i see a joker back there. but ask yourself: how many times do you turn on the light in morning, just for fun? what about the afternoon. never, right? and why are you staying up so late? our forefathers tucked themselves in at 6pm like god inten—
November 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Turkey is literally the most popular sandwich meat in the US. It accounts for almost 40% of all deli meat sold by dollar value (and it tends to be cheap so by raw volume it’s more)
Also, every fair and carnival sells approximately twenty hojillion turkey drumsticks.
Also, every fair and carnival sells approximately twenty hojillion turkey drumsticks.
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fuck you
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
fuck you
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
I think one reason a lot of wingbats freak out about drag is because it simultaneously makes gender as performance text instead of subtext and also reminds them that they are too cowardly to choose to act any way other than what they’ve been told.
They lash out in the wrong direction.
They lash out in the wrong direction.
while many people experience the expectation of gender performance as a straitjacket many people enthusiastically and sincerely love performing their gender as they understand it.
same people sometimes, even.
same people sometimes, even.
November 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I think one reason a lot of wingbats freak out about drag is because it simultaneously makes gender as performance text instead of subtext and also reminds them that they are too cowardly to choose to act any way other than what they’ve been told.
They lash out in the wrong direction.
They lash out in the wrong direction.
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this is just a preview of what absolutely everything official is going to look like for the 250th anniversary
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
this is just a preview of what absolutely everything official is going to look like for the 250th anniversary
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what if Groverhaus but aquatic
There’s a wild story playing out on Great Lakes ship watching and coastal Facebook groups right now.
There’s a guy with a homemade house boat who’s attempting to traverse the lakes.
The boat is called Neverlanding and it set sail from Windsor, ON. It appears he has 1-2 50hp motors.
There’s a guy with a homemade house boat who’s attempting to traverse the lakes.
The boat is called Neverlanding and it set sail from Windsor, ON. It appears he has 1-2 50hp motors.
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
what if Groverhaus but aquatic