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"man named Don who is on a crusade against windmills, who is also a pedophile, who says that he has a psychological need for world domination, is prosecuting the Good family"
The whole regime is collapsing as a result of trying to punish Good, could we be any more on the nose?
January 13, 2026 at 6:58 PM
This is what needs to happen in America.
SEOUL, Jan 13 (Reuters) - South Korea's special prosecutor on Tuesday requested the death penalty for former president Yoon Suk Yeol on charges of insurrection over his brief imposition of martial law in December 2024.
January 13, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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A woman loudly declaring she is disabled trying to get to her doctors appointment pulled from her car, window broken, seatbelt cut, thrown to the ground and arrested. Are you scared yet? They don't care if we are disabled.
Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.
January 13, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I’m not gonna celebrate anyone dying until It Happens but I am going to think about this every time.
Perhaps you should try living your life in such a way that dozens of people and muppets don’t spontaneously perform a musical number about how much you suck behind your back while you walk to work? 😤
January 13, 2026 at 4:34 PM
No one’s gonna stop me from using my patented blend of mercurous chloride and lead carbonate. I’ve never been paler. 😤
I hate LA so much lol
January 13, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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Just in case you weren't aware, that highlighted phrase should read "all people are subject to due process."
January 13, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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Whistles are great. Now here’s the next level -
January 13, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Citizen Kane

Every “Ernest Goes To …”

Columbo
we often talk about “what anime would you adapt into a movie” but here is a reverse: what movies would you adapt into an anime?
January 13, 2026 at 5:36 AM
I heard she was part of a niche religion of middle eastern origin called *checks notes* “Christianity”.
January 13, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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Who wants 3D printed whistles to give out in their community?

Let’s connect people with 3D printers and people who need whistles in this thread.
January 13, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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Disguising yourself as a civilian in order to carry out a lethal attack is called perfidy and it’s one of the most serious of war crimes. The usual punishment is execution.
U.S. Attacked Boat With Aircraft That Looked Like a Civilian Plane
www.nytimes.com
January 13, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
January 13, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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I recommend this one, folks. It's an easy print on unenclosed machines and it is loud as hell.
January 13, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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This bobtail squid burrowing into the sand is already adorable, but please watch till the very end!

It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍
January 12, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Brutal.
PS4 Coaster is $9.96 on Amazon buff.ly/zgJO0HK #ad
January 12, 2026 at 10:15 PM
The government doesn’t issue everyone an id. You are never required to *have* an ID, of any kind, so there is no law saying you must carry ID, and thus none saying you must present it.

(Think about. How many children have IDs? Are they all breaking the law every day?)
This woman is harder than goddamn steel dealing with these goddamn thugs. I want her to be my neighbor.
January 12, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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Note that they didn’t take off until after he scanned her face with Clearview (or something comparable)
This woman is harder than goddamn steel dealing with these goddamn thugs. I want her to be my neighbor.
January 12, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Was on the phone with someone, giving them a serial number and said “K as in Potassium” because of who I am as a person. 🤦🏼‍♂️
January 12, 2026 at 10:02 PM
When they say “the war on …” they mean “the existence of people that don’t follow my choices”.

War on Xmas: “existence of people who don’t celebrate Xmas”
War on protein: “existence of people not on high protein diets”

Above all they need everyone to like them and be like them.
a "war on protein"? the thing you can buy in about ten thousand different shapes and forms in every grocery store across the country? that protein??
January 12, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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i stopped expecting the dow to to behave in any sort of rational way to political events once i realized that the post 2020 stock market is essentially being propped up by a cohort of gambling addicts. there's little rationality to be found there.
January 12, 2026 at 3:48 PM
To be clear it also shows them returning a child to his dad after his mom drowned and the government actually placed him in this home. This followed a custody battle in court his father won.

He grew up to be an engineer and was elected to the National Assembly of People’s Power in Cuba in 2023.
This picture was taken in 2000 by an Associated Press photographer who was allowed to be present as an observer. ICE now keeps press blocks away from the areas where they are operating. One of the first actions ICE takes during a raid is to confiscate phones.
January 12, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Gonna start an outdoor YouTube channel where I go camping and stuff but I’m gonna give all temperatures in Rankine and measure distance in Li or decafurlongs for maximum comment engagement.
January 12, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Every EULA starts with “you are not entitled to use this software for any purpose under any circumstances”.
OpenAI launches ChatGPT lawyer, but it’s not intended to be used for legal advice. OpenAI launches ChatGPT tax preparer, but it’s not intended to be used for financial advice. OpenAI launches ChatGPT therapist,
What is this intended for, if not diagnosis or treatment?
January 12, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Is it fed posting if I say we should make someone Spain’s Second Astronaut?
January 12, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Pretty sure this is economist-speak for “go fuck yourself”.
January 12, 2026 at 1:49 AM