Randy Herman
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Here is the impeachment against Andrew Johnson. It literally just says "Resolved, That Andrew Johnson, President of the United States, be impeached of high crimes and misdemeanors"
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This is, in fact, the way
I’m becoming socially conservative in that I’m becoming a real tightass about civic virtue & honor. Fuck your boyfriend & his husband wearing dogsuits in private if you want, I don’t care at all, but I’m becoming pretty humorless about people feeling they have no obligation to any civic project
January 21, 2026 at 6:36 AM
This is, in fact, the way
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*incredibly slowly* so if.. I wanted.... independent voters.... To vote.... for meee.... I would support.... Abolishing ice
Independents are +12 on abolishing ICE
77 percent of Democrats want to abolish ICE.
January 21, 2026 at 2:17 AM
*incredibly slowly* so if.. I wanted.... independent voters.... To vote.... for meee.... I would support.... Abolishing ice
Ok so if I weren't an atheist, I would say God spared him from that bullet and allowed him to rule over us for a year and a day in order to punish us for our hubris and teach us to love each other or some shit
January 21, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Ok so if I weren't an atheist, I would say God spared him from that bullet and allowed him to rule over us for a year and a day in order to punish us for our hubris and teach us to love each other or some shit
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oh my god I am trying to go to bed did it Happen or what
January 21, 2026 at 5:42 AM
oh my god I am trying to go to bed did it Happen or what
It would be so fucking funny if this was the last thing he ever said
January 21, 2026 at 5:17 AM
It would be so fucking funny if this was the last thing he ever said
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God it would be so insanely funny if after all this it turns out anyone could have stopped him this time around with like three days of sustained opposition to wear out his battered cardiovascular system and the Europeans were somehow the first to try it.
January 21, 2026 at 5:07 AM
God it would be so insanely funny if after all this it turns out anyone could have stopped him this time around with like three days of sustained opposition to wear out his battered cardiovascular system and the Europeans were somehow the first to try it.
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Okay, the 'minor electrical issue' might actually be in his heart and/or brain.
My god, if he actually dies due to being apoplectically angry that the Europeans finally quit indulging his insane fantasies, that would be...well, about as weird as weird, fucked up history often is.
My god, if he actually dies due to being apoplectically angry that the Europeans finally quit indulging his insane fantasies, that would be...well, about as weird as weird, fucked up history often is.
January 21, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Okay, the 'minor electrical issue' might actually be in his heart and/or brain.
My god, if he actually dies due to being apoplectically angry that the Europeans finally quit indulging his insane fantasies, that would be...well, about as weird as weird, fucked up history often is.
My god, if he actually dies due to being apoplectically angry that the Europeans finally quit indulging his insane fantasies, that would be...well, about as weird as weird, fucked up history often is.
Y'all seriously I can't do this tonight I have work in the morning
January 21, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Y'all seriously I can't do this tonight I have work in the morning
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“may your grandkids race to change their names” is actually an incredible curse we should all start adding to our repertoire
it’s gonna be true of a lot of these people
it’s gonna be true of a lot of these people
This will end eventually
I just want to be sure that every Republican member of Congress is prominently named in the history of who destroyed American democracy, NATO and the West. They're worse than Benedict Arnold. They sold more than West Point. Their grandkids will race to change their names
I just want to be sure that every Republican member of Congress is prominently named in the history of who destroyed American democracy, NATO and the West. They're worse than Benedict Arnold. They sold more than West Point. Their grandkids will race to change their names
January 21, 2026 at 3:02 AM
“may your grandkids race to change their names” is actually an incredible curse we should all start adding to our repertoire
it’s gonna be true of a lot of these people
it’s gonna be true of a lot of these people
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Oh, I get it. People were really excited about the plane turning around because they hoped Trump died because he sucks and everyone hates him.
January 21, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Oh, I get it. People were really excited about the plane turning around because they hoped Trump died because he sucks and everyone hates him.
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live your life such that millions of people don’t drop everything they’re doing to collectively hope that It Happened at the slimmest of signs
January 21, 2026 at 4:17 AM
live your life such that millions of people don’t drop everything they’re doing to collectively hope that It Happened at the slimmest of signs
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You carry the real It Happening in your heart, secure and warm, beyond their reach. One day you will get to let it out.
January 21, 2026 at 4:09 AM
You carry the real It Happening in your heart, secure and warm, beyond their reach. One day you will get to let it out.
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Absolutely no one here is saying don’t vote. If you don’t vote you’re a fool. But Democrats need new leaders so that their voters do not feel they’re been stranded on an island.
So sick of this. It doesn’t matter how you vote if you spend every day convincing other people that voting isn’t worth it because both sides suck.
That is the takeaway from platforms like this one, whether it’s your intention or not.
That is the takeaway from platforms like this one, whether it’s your intention or not.
January 21, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Absolutely no one here is saying don’t vote. If you don’t vote you’re a fool. But Democrats need new leaders so that their voters do not feel they’re been stranded on an island.
I feel like we, the people of Bluesky, are all feeling the contradiction of being smart enough to recognize the tremendously significant things happening in the world and also horrified at the likely outcomes of those things
January 21, 2026 at 3:49 AM
I feel like we, the people of Bluesky, are all feeling the contradiction of being smart enough to recognize the tremendously significant things happening in the world and also horrified at the likely outcomes of those things
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A strange form of personal union where the Commonwealth ends up united by a single sovereign who just happens to have the same PM in each of his countries.
Honestly, it would at least be, historically speaking, extremely funny.
Honestly, it would at least be, historically speaking, extremely funny.
is there a law against mark carney becoming British PM
not to lib out but if anybody in labour made a speech that demonstrated even 70% of the understanding of what’s happening and, importantly, the willingness to explain what’s happening as that mark carney one, they should obvs just coronate them leader now and save everybody the faff
January 21, 2026 at 12:43 AM
A strange form of personal union where the Commonwealth ends up united by a single sovereign who just happens to have the same PM in each of his countries.
Honestly, it would at least be, historically speaking, extremely funny.
Honestly, it would at least be, historically speaking, extremely funny.
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It's the FUCKING FLOOR. If you're not in the 77% welp then maybe you should do some soul searching. Same goes for your representatives. Maybe they should represent the people? I dunno. Seems like it's the job.
January 21, 2026 at 12:23 AM
It's the FUCKING FLOOR. If you're not in the 77% welp then maybe you should do some soul searching. Same goes for your representatives. Maybe they should represent the people? I dunno. Seems like it's the job.
Scenes from my dinner table:
11: did Christopher Columbus invent Shakespeare?
14: ok so imagine two gay vegan cannibals
2: *screaming and throwing pasta sauce*
11: did Christopher Columbus invent Shakespeare?
14: ok so imagine two gay vegan cannibals
2: *screaming and throwing pasta sauce*
January 21, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Scenes from my dinner table:
11: did Christopher Columbus invent Shakespeare?
14: ok so imagine two gay vegan cannibals
2: *screaming and throwing pasta sauce*
11: did Christopher Columbus invent Shakespeare?
14: ok so imagine two gay vegan cannibals
2: *screaming and throwing pasta sauce*
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The period at the end of the phrase "we reverse" in Trump v. Anderson rolled right off that page
And over the course of about 22 months, it worked its way into a box of bullets, into the magazine of Jon Ross' sidearm, through the brain of Renee Good, and into the heart of her 6-year old boy
And over the course of about 22 months, it worked its way into a box of bullets, into the magazine of Jon Ross' sidearm, through the brain of Renee Good, and into the heart of her 6-year old boy
This decision killed Renee Good
every time I read this, I get apocalyptically apoplectic about how clear it is. it is instant. it does not require explicit congressional action to invoke, it instead only requires that to remove.
donald trump is not the current president right now, according to the constitution.
donald trump is not the current president right now, according to the constitution.
January 20, 2026 at 11:26 PM
The period at the end of the phrase "we reverse" in Trump v. Anderson rolled right off that page
And over the course of about 22 months, it worked its way into a box of bullets, into the magazine of Jon Ross' sidearm, through the brain of Renee Good, and into the heart of her 6-year old boy
And over the course of about 22 months, it worked its way into a box of bullets, into the magazine of Jon Ross' sidearm, through the brain of Renee Good, and into the heart of her 6-year old boy
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it's so on the nose that it's 250 years after the US declared independence from Europe and now Europe is declaring independence from the US.
January 20, 2026 at 10:43 PM
it's so on the nose that it's 250 years after the US declared independence from Europe and now Europe is declaring independence from the US.
The UK should appropriate his golf course and forcibly convert it to a wind farm
Asked about his relationship with Starmer and Macron, he rambles and adds "they gotta stop with the windmills"
ohhhhkaaayyy
ohhhhkaaayyy
January 20, 2026 at 10:46 PM
The UK should appropriate his golf course and forcibly convert it to a wind farm
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this is what i mean about the new liberal internationalism: we, liberals, need to start thinking about what it means to organize liberal-liberal rather than state-state
Don't back down, Europe: youtu.be/SS5Ep3LTqnE
Europe: Don't Back Down
YouTube video by Frankly Fukuyama
youtu.be
January 20, 2026 at 10:33 PM
this is what i mean about the new liberal internationalism: we, liberals, need to start thinking about what it means to organize liberal-liberal rather than state-state
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Our democracy is rigged for the billionaire class.
If you want to know why your wages are shitty and health care is too expensive and your kids’ school is falling apart - that’s why.
If you want to know why your wages are shitty and health care is too expensive and your kids’ school is falling apart - that’s why.
SCOOP: Elon Musk has cut a massive $10 million check to bolster an outsider, pro-Trump candidate running to succeed Sen. Mitch McConnell.
The stunning gift is the biggest sign yet that Musk plans to spend big in the 2026 midterms.
The stunning gift is the biggest sign yet that Musk plans to spend big in the 2026 midterms.
Scoop: Musk shocks with $10 million donation in Ky. Senate race
It's the biggest sign yet that Musk plans to spend big for Republicans in the 2026 midterms.
www.axios.com
January 20, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Our democracy is rigged for the billionaire class.
If you want to know why your wages are shitty and health care is too expensive and your kids’ school is falling apart - that’s why.
If you want to know why your wages are shitty and health care is too expensive and your kids’ school is falling apart - that’s why.
Y'all we can't be having this much news every day, I have a job to do
January 20, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Y'all we can't be having this much news every day, I have a job to do
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"History will not look kindly upon______"
Damn history ... i don't look kindly upon it... we aint gotta wait
Damn history ... i don't look kindly upon it... we aint gotta wait
January 20, 2026 at 9:33 PM
"History will not look kindly upon______"
Damn history ... i don't look kindly upon it... we aint gotta wait
Damn history ... i don't look kindly upon it... we aint gotta wait
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It's not debatable that a mentally disturbed person has the nuclear codes. The Republicans know they're endangering us all by leaving him in office. This is a betrayal of every person on Earth. It is a crime against humanity.
January 20, 2026 at 9:13 PM
It's not debatable that a mentally disturbed person has the nuclear codes. The Republicans know they're endangering us all by leaving him in office. This is a betrayal of every person on Earth. It is a crime against humanity.