Zoomer Antimillenarian
@surcomplicated.bsky.social
Staunch liberal, hopeful Georgist, moderate intuitionist. Hoping to one day pass on an even better world than the one I inherited. Retweet =/= Endorsement
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Federal paramilitaries running up on the rooftops to fire irritants and flash bangs down into a peaceable assembly full of little kids
I was there. They were indiscriminately firing multiple canisters into a huge peaceful crowd. Fucking cowards
February 1, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Federal paramilitaries running up on the rooftops to fire irritants and flash bangs down into a peaceable assembly full of little kids
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Remember three years ago when Will Smith was eating spaghetti and we were all impressed to see not just static images but continuous video being generated?
Three years on from that, we have this. The temporal stability is remarkable. Wonder what's three years downstream of this?
Three years on from that, we have this. The temporal stability is remarkable. Wonder what's three years downstream of this?
February 1, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Remember three years ago when Will Smith was eating spaghetti and we were all impressed to see not just static images but continuous video being generated?
Three years on from that, we have this. The temporal stability is remarkable. Wonder what's three years downstream of this?
Three years on from that, we have this. The temporal stability is remarkable. Wonder what's three years downstream of this?
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Usually dictators are more subtle about looting the treasury, because gross corruption is often a part of what gets them overthrown.
Trump on his multiple suits against the federal government: "I'm supposed to work out a settlement with myself ... We could make it a substantial amount, nobody would care, because it's gonna go to numerous, very good charities."
February 1, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Usually dictators are more subtle about looting the treasury, because gross corruption is often a part of what gets them overthrown.
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Just got gassed pretty good at the labor union anti-ICE protest in Portland. Massive march, 5-10k strong. Vibes were very much liberal rather than radical. Lots of kids and older folks.
They gassed the whole crowd as soon as it marched on ICE, in broad daylight.
They gassed the whole crowd as soon as it marched on ICE, in broad daylight.
February 1, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Just got gassed pretty good at the labor union anti-ICE protest in Portland. Massive march, 5-10k strong. Vibes were very much liberal rather than radical. Lots of kids and older folks.
They gassed the whole crowd as soon as it marched on ICE, in broad daylight.
They gassed the whole crowd as soon as it marched on ICE, in broad daylight.
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Getting the impression that ICE is gearing up for a pogrom in Springfield, Ohio, which was ground zero of Vance’s lies about Haitians during the campaign. Haitians lose temporary protected status on February 3rd. Reporters, lawyers, neighbors — please get ready.
January 31, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Getting the impression that ICE is gearing up for a pogrom in Springfield, Ohio, which was ground zero of Vance’s lies about Haitians during the campaign. Haitians lose temporary protected status on February 3rd. Reporters, lawyers, neighbors — please get ready.
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The cause of the male loneliness crisis is that they arrested Jeffrey Epstein, the only man who appears to have had friends.
December 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The cause of the male loneliness crisis is that they arrested Jeffrey Epstein, the only man who appears to have had friends.
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The guys in suits laughing behind Trump as he insults a journalist while refusing to answer the question about how he's stealing money from taxpayers with a bogus IRS lawsuit... Trump surrounds himself with such pathetic losers.
This is happening a lot to female journalists. So here is a modest proposal for the White House press corps: Stand together. No one should ask another question until the President answers the question that was ignored.
February 1, 2026 at 2:53 AM
The guys in suits laughing behind Trump as he insults a journalist while refusing to answer the question about how he's stealing money from taxpayers with a bogus IRS lawsuit... Trump surrounds himself with such pathetic losers.
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I'm so old, I remember January 2025 when this racist letter circulated in Lincoln County, OR encouraging people to report on their neighbors who are undocumented. The letter ended by saying this would bring houses prices down. What was condemned as racist vigilantism last year is now gov't policy.
January 31, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I'm so old, I remember January 2025 when this racist letter circulated in Lincoln County, OR encouraging people to report on their neighbors who are undocumented. The letter ended by saying this would bring houses prices down. What was condemned as racist vigilantism last year is now gov't policy.
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It rules how every other government worker is subject to incredible scrutiny for like everything but if you're a cop you can just do blatant fraud and everyone kinda just shrugs at it
I know this from researching police salaries for a recent paper: many cities have a set of officers taking home more than $500k and they can’t really explain why
oaklandside.org/2026/01/29/o...
oaklandside.org/2026/01/29/o...
One Oakland police officer made $490,000 in overtime. The city can’t find records detailing much of what he did
One OPD officer logged 5,242 total working hours, racking up $490,000 in overtime pay. If he worked more than half of the time in a calendar year, why can't the city tell us what he did?
oaklandside.org
January 31, 2026 at 10:32 PM
It rules how every other government worker is subject to incredible scrutiny for like everything but if you're a cop you can just do blatant fraud and everyone kinda just shrugs at it
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Vaccinate your kids, you friggin nuts.
Measles cases this year have reached nearly 26% of last year's total cases, which totaled 2,255.
Measles Cases This Year Are Outpacing 2025 — The Worst Recent Year On Record
Measles cases this year have reached nearly 26% of last year's total cases, which totaled 2,255.
www.forbes.com
February 1, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Vaccinate your kids, you friggin nuts.
The US has the best goddamn Constitution of the Nineteenth Century. It allowed us to have a remarkably effective government with a minimum of bureaucracy and little room for a tyrant to centralize control over the country.
Unfortunately, it didn't have any way to handle *needing* an admin state.
Unfortunately, it didn't have any way to handle *needing* an admin state.
im gonna be real the us system of government is not good. it got even worse during the Cold War era where it built up the presidency into a monarchy out of a belief that it had to react instantaneously in the event of crisis
February 1, 2026 at 2:39 AM
The US has the best goddamn Constitution of the Nineteenth Century. It allowed us to have a remarkably effective government with a minimum of bureaucracy and little room for a tyrant to centralize control over the country.
Unfortunately, it didn't have any way to handle *needing* an admin state.
Unfortunately, it didn't have any way to handle *needing* an admin state.
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he could have tried to call the bluff from Goldwater, et al. but he just didn’t have the strength. he was so exhausted that he let himself be seen with his reading glasses during his farewell address, something he never allowed before bc he was incredibly sensitive about appearing “old”
February 1, 2026 at 2:02 AM
he could have tried to call the bluff from Goldwater, et al. but he just didn’t have the strength. he was so exhausted that he let himself be seen with his reading glasses during his farewell address, something he never allowed before bc he was incredibly sensitive about appearing “old”
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i think we often neglect the degree to which nixon’s resignation was a result of him having a mental breakdown over the mounting stress of Watergate and other humiliations
he was joking about a gun in his desk. he was talking to Kennedy’s portrait. he was drunk dialing DC personalities at 2:00 AM
he was joking about a gun in his desk. he was talking to Kennedy’s portrait. he was drunk dialing DC personalities at 2:00 AM
February 1, 2026 at 2:00 AM
i think we often neglect the degree to which nixon’s resignation was a result of him having a mental breakdown over the mounting stress of Watergate and other humiliations
he was joking about a gun in his desk. he was talking to Kennedy’s portrait. he was drunk dialing DC personalities at 2:00 AM
he was joking about a gun in his desk. he was talking to Kennedy’s portrait. he was drunk dialing DC personalities at 2:00 AM
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I commented that Qanon's entire arguement only makes sense if you assume Hillary Clinton and the like were all using 4Chan nonce lingo.
Qanon existed as a kind of cognitive dissonance movement for child abusers and guys who mainline csam to not think of themselves as monsters
Qanon was never about taking down actual pedophiles and pursuing justice for victims. It was about smearing any and all prominent liberal figures while protecting and empowering actual pedophiles. Qanon was a movement of pedophiles, protecting pedophiles.
January 31, 2026 at 1:17 PM
I commented that Qanon's entire arguement only makes sense if you assume Hillary Clinton and the like were all using 4Chan nonce lingo.
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Abolish ICE and fire all agents is the moderate position.
I just got tear gassed along with thousands of union members, many of whom had their families with them. Federal agents at the ICE facility tear gassed children. We must abolish ICE, DHS, and we must have prosecutions. I expect to see enforcement of our city code prohibiting the use of tear gas.
February 1, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Abolish ICE and fire all agents is the moderate position.
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I am completely anonymous
I have achieved total opsec
I look at my reflection in the darkened window
There is an idea of a Revolutionary, but there is no real me.
And though you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours I simply am not there
Because I didn't bring my phone
I have achieved total opsec
I look at my reflection in the darkened window
There is an idea of a Revolutionary, but there is no real me.
And though you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours I simply am not there
Because I didn't bring my phone
February 1, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I am completely anonymous
I have achieved total opsec
I look at my reflection in the darkened window
There is an idea of a Revolutionary, but there is no real me.
And though you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours I simply am not there
Because I didn't bring my phone
I have achieved total opsec
I look at my reflection in the darkened window
There is an idea of a Revolutionary, but there is no real me.
And though you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours I simply am not there
Because I didn't bring my phone
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I spend the entire march standing behind a dumpster
I’m scanning for Stingrays and IMSI-catchers with a custom Linux tablet
I return home via three different bus transfers and a two-mile walk through an alleyway
I enter my room and immediately incinerate my clothes in a galvanized steel bucket
I’m scanning for Stingrays and IMSI-catchers with a custom Linux tablet
I return home via three different bus transfers and a two-mile walk through an alleyway
I enter my room and immediately incinerate my clothes in a galvanized steel bucket
February 1, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I spend the entire march standing behind a dumpster
I’m scanning for Stingrays and IMSI-catchers with a custom Linux tablet
I return home via three different bus transfers and a two-mile walk through an alleyway
I enter my room and immediately incinerate my clothes in a galvanized steel bucket
I’m scanning for Stingrays and IMSI-catchers with a custom Linux tablet
I return home via three different bus transfers and a two-mile walk through an alleyway
I enter my room and immediately incinerate my clothes in a galvanized steel bucket
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I head out to the march
I see a local grandmother holding a cardboard sign and taking a selfie
"REMOVE THE METADATA, CAROL," I scream through my balaclava
She looks confused. typical civilian. she’s already in a database. she’s practically a snitch.
I see a local grandmother holding a cardboard sign and taking a selfie
"REMOVE THE METADATA, CAROL," I scream through my balaclava
She looks confused. typical civilian. she’s already in a database. she’s practically a snitch.
February 1, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I head out to the march
I see a local grandmother holding a cardboard sign and taking a selfie
"REMOVE THE METADATA, CAROL," I scream through my balaclava
She looks confused. typical civilian. she’s already in a database. she’s practically a snitch.
I see a local grandmother holding a cardboard sign and taking a selfie
"REMOVE THE METADATA, CAROL," I scream through my balaclava
She looks confused. typical civilian. she’s already in a database. she’s practically a snitch.
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everything I wear is 100% synthetic black fiber
I remove the tags so the thread count can't be traced back to a specific Target production run
I wear two pairs of socks to alter my gait. I head out to the march
I remove the tags so the thread count can't be traced back to a specific Target production run
I wear two pairs of socks to alter my gait. I head out to the march
February 1, 2026 at 1:37 AM
everything I wear is 100% synthetic black fiber
I remove the tags so the thread count can't be traced back to a specific Target production run
I wear two pairs of socks to alter my gait. I head out to the march
I remove the tags so the thread count can't be traced back to a specific Target production run
I wear two pairs of socks to alter my gait. I head out to the march
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I use a deep-pore charcoal cleanser to remove any natural oils that might hold onto CS gas residue, then a layer of matte anti-surveillance makeup to break up my facial symmetry
then I apply a herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I encrypt my grocery list
then I apply a herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I encrypt my grocery list
February 1, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I use a deep-pore charcoal cleanser to remove any natural oils that might hold onto CS gas residue, then a layer of matte anti-surveillance makeup to break up my facial symmetry
then I apply a herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I encrypt my grocery list
then I apply a herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I encrypt my grocery list
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I then authorize a tactical AGM-158 JASSM cruise missile strike on your beautiful suburban home.
I watch the telemetry feed buffer for 10 seconds while the warhead navigates his chimney. I sip my Venezuelan coffee. A yellow spot on the RQ-180 feed expands. Another horrible “water heater explosion”.
I watch the telemetry feed buffer for 10 seconds while the warhead navigates his chimney. I sip my Venezuelan coffee. A yellow spot on the RQ-180 feed expands. Another horrible “water heater explosion”.
February 1, 2026 at 2:23 AM
I then authorize a tactical AGM-158 JASSM cruise missile strike on your beautiful suburban home.
I watch the telemetry feed buffer for 10 seconds while the warhead navigates his chimney. I sip my Venezuelan coffee. A yellow spot on the RQ-180 feed expands. Another horrible “water heater explosion”.
I watch the telemetry feed buffer for 10 seconds while the warhead navigates his chimney. I sip my Venezuelan coffee. A yellow spot on the RQ-180 feed expands. Another horrible “water heater explosion”.
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I dispatch a fleet of unmarked SUVs with non-reflective matte paint to grid-search his suburb.
I cross-reference the heat signature of your nervous system against the Palantir database of 300 million, confirming your location by the fingerprint of thermal bloom on your deep-pore charcoal cleanser.
I cross-reference the heat signature of your nervous system against the Palantir database of 300 million, confirming your location by the fingerprint of thermal bloom on your deep-pore charcoal cleanser.
February 1, 2026 at 2:23 AM
I dispatch a fleet of unmarked SUVs with non-reflective matte paint to grid-search his suburb.
I cross-reference the heat signature of your nervous system against the Palantir database of 300 million, confirming your location by the fingerprint of thermal bloom on your deep-pore charcoal cleanser.
I cross-reference the heat signature of your nervous system against the Palantir database of 300 million, confirming your location by the fingerprint of thermal bloom on your deep-pore charcoal cleanser.
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I’m in. It’s basically already over now. I notice you’re using Tails OS and giggle.
I burn three distinct zero-days that were designated for use in a near peer conflict, targeting the specific batch of silicon in your USB drive controller, bypassing your air gap via power line fluctuation analysis.
I burn three distinct zero-days that were designated for use in a near peer conflict, targeting the specific batch of silicon in your USB drive controller, bypassing your air gap via power line fluctuation analysis.
February 1, 2026 at 2:23 AM
I’m in. It’s basically already over now. I notice you’re using Tails OS and giggle.
I burn three distinct zero-days that were designated for use in a near peer conflict, targeting the specific batch of silicon in your USB drive controller, bypassing your air gap via power line fluctuation analysis.
I burn three distinct zero-days that were designated for use in a near peer conflict, targeting the specific batch of silicon in your USB drive controller, bypassing your air gap via power line fluctuation analysis.
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I wake up at 5:30 AM in a subterranean SCIF beneath Langley.
I pour a cup of black coffee, sourced from my latest regime change in South America, and log into a terminal hardwired to the TRUMPET SIGINT satellite array orbiting in a Molniya pattern to catch your high-frequency leakage.
I pour a cup of black coffee, sourced from my latest regime change in South America, and log into a terminal hardwired to the TRUMPET SIGINT satellite array orbiting in a Molniya pattern to catch your high-frequency leakage.
February 1, 2026 at 2:23 AM
I wake up at 5:30 AM in a subterranean SCIF beneath Langley.
I pour a cup of black coffee, sourced from my latest regime change in South America, and log into a terminal hardwired to the TRUMPET SIGINT satellite array orbiting in a Molniya pattern to catch your high-frequency leakage.
I pour a cup of black coffee, sourced from my latest regime change in South America, and log into a terminal hardwired to the TRUMPET SIGINT satellite array orbiting in a Molniya pattern to catch your high-frequency leakage.
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I wake up at 6am
i remove my phone from three layers of Faraday fabric, and check Signal messages using a dedicated burner laptop running Tails OS from a thumb drive
I don’t use a mouse; the movement of the cursor could be used for biometric identification
i remove my phone from three layers of Faraday fabric, and check Signal messages using a dedicated burner laptop running Tails OS from a thumb drive
I don’t use a mouse; the movement of the cursor could be used for biometric identification
February 1, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I wake up at 6am
i remove my phone from three layers of Faraday fabric, and check Signal messages using a dedicated burner laptop running Tails OS from a thumb drive
I don’t use a mouse; the movement of the cursor could be used for biometric identification
i remove my phone from three layers of Faraday fabric, and check Signal messages using a dedicated burner laptop running Tails OS from a thumb drive
I don’t use a mouse; the movement of the cursor could be used for biometric identification