Zoomer Antimillenarian
@surcomplicated.bsky.social
Staunch liberal, hopeful Georgist, moderate intuitionist. Hoping to one day pass on an even better world than the one I inherited. Retweet =/= Endorsement
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rip ar-pharazôn but im built different
January 27, 2026 at 12:08 AM
rip ar-pharazôn but im built different
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Everyone agrees that attempting to claim the Dark Lord's power for themselves to live and rule forever are eternally doomed by the attempt, but my new project asks the question: what if they aren't?
January 27, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Everyone agrees that attempting to claim the Dark Lord's power for themselves to live and rule forever are eternally doomed by the attempt, but my new project asks the question: what if they aren't?
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If only there were some set of men who tried to be like the elves, in Tolkien’s work specifically, that we could draw some sort of reference to.
Alas
Alas
January 27, 2026 at 12:05 AM
If only there were some set of men who tried to be like the elves, in Tolkien’s work specifically, that we could draw some sort of reference to.
Alas
Alas
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Kings made tombs more splendid than homes of the living and counted old names in the rolls of their descent dearer than their sons. Childless lords sat in aged halls musing on heraldry; in secret chambers withered men compounded strong elixirs or in high cold towers asked questions of the stars like
January 27, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Kings made tombs more splendid than homes of the living and counted old names in the rolls of their descent dearer than their sons. Childless lords sat in aged halls musing on heraldry; in secret chambers withered men compounded strong elixirs or in high cold towers asked questions of the stars like
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Realization:
Behind the lodge, in my Odd Fellows shirt. With a beer. Cooking meat over fire.
Can I be more middle-aged white male coded than I am in this moment?
Behind the lodge, in my Odd Fellows shirt. With a beer. Cooking meat over fire.
Can I be more middle-aged white male coded than I am in this moment?
February 1, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Realization:
Behind the lodge, in my Odd Fellows shirt. With a beer. Cooking meat over fire.
Can I be more middle-aged white male coded than I am in this moment?
Behind the lodge, in my Odd Fellows shirt. With a beer. Cooking meat over fire.
Can I be more middle-aged white male coded than I am in this moment?
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/2 Jeffrey Epstein had a greater ability to continue to rape children and facilitate their rape because he was not treated as a pariah. It allowed him to continue to move in elite circles. It gave him contacts and support. It gave him access to people who wanted to be provided with children to rape.
February 1, 2026 at 3:31 AM
/2 Jeffrey Epstein had a greater ability to continue to rape children and facilitate their rape because he was not treated as a pariah. It allowed him to continue to move in elite circles. It gave him contacts and support. It gave him access to people who wanted to be provided with children to rape.
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Jeffrey Epstein did not stop raping children after his 2008 conviction. Jeffrey Epstein did not stop facilitating the rape of children after his 2008 conviction. He kept doing it.
That is the context of people treating him as a normal person after his conviction.
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www.cnn.com/2020/01/15/u...
That is the context of people treating him as a normal person after his conviction.
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www.cnn.com/2020/01/15/u...
Jeffrey Epstein allegedly sexually abused girls in the US Virgin Islands through 2018 | CNN
Jeffrey Epstein allegedly transported underage girls to his secluded homes in the US Virgin Islands and forced them into sex work from 2001 through 2018, according to a lawsuit filed by the Attorney G...
www.cnn.com
February 1, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Jeffrey Epstein did not stop raping children after his 2008 conviction. Jeffrey Epstein did not stop facilitating the rape of children after his 2008 conviction. He kept doing it.
That is the context of people treating him as a normal person after his conviction.
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www.cnn.com/2020/01/15/u...
That is the context of people treating him as a normal person after his conviction.
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www.cnn.com/2020/01/15/u...
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Federal paramilitaries running up on the rooftops to fire irritants and flash bangs down into a peaceable assembly full of little kids
I was there. They were indiscriminately firing multiple canisters into a huge peaceful crowd. Fucking cowards
February 1, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Federal paramilitaries running up on the rooftops to fire irritants and flash bangs down into a peaceable assembly full of little kids
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Remember three years ago when Will Smith was eating spaghetti and we were all impressed to see not just static images but continuous video being generated?
Three years on from that, we have this. The temporal stability is remarkable. Wonder what's three years downstream of this?
Three years on from that, we have this. The temporal stability is remarkable. Wonder what's three years downstream of this?
February 1, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Remember three years ago when Will Smith was eating spaghetti and we were all impressed to see not just static images but continuous video being generated?
Three years on from that, we have this. The temporal stability is remarkable. Wonder what's three years downstream of this?
Three years on from that, we have this. The temporal stability is remarkable. Wonder what's three years downstream of this?
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Usually dictators are more subtle about looting the treasury, because gross corruption is often a part of what gets them overthrown.
Trump on his multiple suits against the federal government: "I'm supposed to work out a settlement with myself ... We could make it a substantial amount, nobody would care, because it's gonna go to numerous, very good charities."
February 1, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Usually dictators are more subtle about looting the treasury, because gross corruption is often a part of what gets them overthrown.
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Just got gassed pretty good at the labor union anti-ICE protest in Portland. Massive march, 5-10k strong. Vibes were very much liberal rather than radical. Lots of kids and older folks.
They gassed the whole crowd as soon as it marched on ICE, in broad daylight.
They gassed the whole crowd as soon as it marched on ICE, in broad daylight.
February 1, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Just got gassed pretty good at the labor union anti-ICE protest in Portland. Massive march, 5-10k strong. Vibes were very much liberal rather than radical. Lots of kids and older folks.
They gassed the whole crowd as soon as it marched on ICE, in broad daylight.
They gassed the whole crowd as soon as it marched on ICE, in broad daylight.
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Getting the impression that ICE is gearing up for a pogrom in Springfield, Ohio, which was ground zero of Vance’s lies about Haitians during the campaign. Haitians lose temporary protected status on February 3rd. Reporters, lawyers, neighbors — please get ready.
January 31, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Getting the impression that ICE is gearing up for a pogrom in Springfield, Ohio, which was ground zero of Vance’s lies about Haitians during the campaign. Haitians lose temporary protected status on February 3rd. Reporters, lawyers, neighbors — please get ready.
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The cause of the male loneliness crisis is that they arrested Jeffrey Epstein, the only man who appears to have had friends.
December 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The cause of the male loneliness crisis is that they arrested Jeffrey Epstein, the only man who appears to have had friends.
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The guys in suits laughing behind Trump as he insults a journalist while refusing to answer the question about how he's stealing money from taxpayers with a bogus IRS lawsuit... Trump surrounds himself with such pathetic losers.
This is happening a lot to female journalists. So here is a modest proposal for the White House press corps: Stand together. No one should ask another question until the President answers the question that was ignored.
February 1, 2026 at 2:53 AM
The guys in suits laughing behind Trump as he insults a journalist while refusing to answer the question about how he's stealing money from taxpayers with a bogus IRS lawsuit... Trump surrounds himself with such pathetic losers.
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I'm so old, I remember January 2025 when this racist letter circulated in Lincoln County, OR encouraging people to report on their neighbors who are undocumented. The letter ended by saying this would bring houses prices down. What was condemned as racist vigilantism last year is now gov't policy.
January 31, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I'm so old, I remember January 2025 when this racist letter circulated in Lincoln County, OR encouraging people to report on their neighbors who are undocumented. The letter ended by saying this would bring houses prices down. What was condemned as racist vigilantism last year is now gov't policy.
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It rules how every other government worker is subject to incredible scrutiny for like everything but if you're a cop you can just do blatant fraud and everyone kinda just shrugs at it
I know this from researching police salaries for a recent paper: many cities have a set of officers taking home more than $500k and they can’t really explain why
oaklandside.org/2026/01/29/o...
oaklandside.org/2026/01/29/o...
One Oakland police officer made $490,000 in overtime. The city can’t find records detailing much of what he did
One OPD officer logged 5,242 total working hours, racking up $490,000 in overtime pay. If he worked more than half of the time in a calendar year, why can't the city tell us what he did?
oaklandside.org
January 31, 2026 at 10:32 PM
It rules how every other government worker is subject to incredible scrutiny for like everything but if you're a cop you can just do blatant fraud and everyone kinda just shrugs at it
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Vaccinate your kids, you friggin nuts.
Measles cases this year have reached nearly 26% of last year's total cases, which totaled 2,255.
Measles Cases This Year Are Outpacing 2025 — The Worst Recent Year On Record
Measles cases this year have reached nearly 26% of last year's total cases, which totaled 2,255.
www.forbes.com
February 1, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Vaccinate your kids, you friggin nuts.
The US has the best goddamn Constitution of the Nineteenth Century. It allowed us to have a remarkably effective government with a minimum of bureaucracy and little room for a tyrant to centralize control over the country.
Unfortunately, it didn't have any way to handle *needing* an admin state.
Unfortunately, it didn't have any way to handle *needing* an admin state.
im gonna be real the us system of government is not good. it got even worse during the Cold War era where it built up the presidency into a monarchy out of a belief that it had to react instantaneously in the event of crisis
February 1, 2026 at 2:39 AM
The US has the best goddamn Constitution of the Nineteenth Century. It allowed us to have a remarkably effective government with a minimum of bureaucracy and little room for a tyrant to centralize control over the country.
Unfortunately, it didn't have any way to handle *needing* an admin state.
Unfortunately, it didn't have any way to handle *needing* an admin state.
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he could have tried to call the bluff from Goldwater, et al. but he just didn’t have the strength. he was so exhausted that he let himself be seen with his reading glasses during his farewell address, something he never allowed before bc he was incredibly sensitive about appearing “old”
February 1, 2026 at 2:02 AM
he could have tried to call the bluff from Goldwater, et al. but he just didn’t have the strength. he was so exhausted that he let himself be seen with his reading glasses during his farewell address, something he never allowed before bc he was incredibly sensitive about appearing “old”
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i think we often neglect the degree to which nixon’s resignation was a result of him having a mental breakdown over the mounting stress of Watergate and other humiliations
he was joking about a gun in his desk. he was talking to Kennedy’s portrait. he was drunk dialing DC personalities at 2:00 AM
he was joking about a gun in his desk. he was talking to Kennedy’s portrait. he was drunk dialing DC personalities at 2:00 AM
February 1, 2026 at 2:00 AM
i think we often neglect the degree to which nixon’s resignation was a result of him having a mental breakdown over the mounting stress of Watergate and other humiliations
he was joking about a gun in his desk. he was talking to Kennedy’s portrait. he was drunk dialing DC personalities at 2:00 AM
he was joking about a gun in his desk. he was talking to Kennedy’s portrait. he was drunk dialing DC personalities at 2:00 AM
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I commented that Qanon's entire arguement only makes sense if you assume Hillary Clinton and the like were all using 4Chan nonce lingo.
Qanon existed as a kind of cognitive dissonance movement for child abusers and guys who mainline csam to not think of themselves as monsters
Qanon was never about taking down actual pedophiles and pursuing justice for victims. It was about smearing any and all prominent liberal figures while protecting and empowering actual pedophiles. Qanon was a movement of pedophiles, protecting pedophiles.
January 31, 2026 at 1:17 PM
I commented that Qanon's entire arguement only makes sense if you assume Hillary Clinton and the like were all using 4Chan nonce lingo.
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Abolish ICE and fire all agents is the moderate position.
I just got tear gassed along with thousands of union members, many of whom had their families with them. Federal agents at the ICE facility tear gassed children. We must abolish ICE, DHS, and we must have prosecutions. I expect to see enforcement of our city code prohibiting the use of tear gas.
February 1, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Abolish ICE and fire all agents is the moderate position.
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I am completely anonymous
I have achieved total opsec
I look at my reflection in the darkened window
There is an idea of a Revolutionary, but there is no real me.
And though you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours I simply am not there
Because I didn't bring my phone
I have achieved total opsec
I look at my reflection in the darkened window
There is an idea of a Revolutionary, but there is no real me.
And though you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours I simply am not there
Because I didn't bring my phone
February 1, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I am completely anonymous
I have achieved total opsec
I look at my reflection in the darkened window
There is an idea of a Revolutionary, but there is no real me.
And though you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours I simply am not there
Because I didn't bring my phone
I have achieved total opsec
I look at my reflection in the darkened window
There is an idea of a Revolutionary, but there is no real me.
And though you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours I simply am not there
Because I didn't bring my phone
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I spend the entire march standing behind a dumpster
I’m scanning for Stingrays and IMSI-catchers with a custom Linux tablet
I return home via three different bus transfers and a two-mile walk through an alleyway
I enter my room and immediately incinerate my clothes in a galvanized steel bucket
I’m scanning for Stingrays and IMSI-catchers with a custom Linux tablet
I return home via three different bus transfers and a two-mile walk through an alleyway
I enter my room and immediately incinerate my clothes in a galvanized steel bucket
February 1, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I spend the entire march standing behind a dumpster
I’m scanning for Stingrays and IMSI-catchers with a custom Linux tablet
I return home via three different bus transfers and a two-mile walk through an alleyway
I enter my room and immediately incinerate my clothes in a galvanized steel bucket
I’m scanning for Stingrays and IMSI-catchers with a custom Linux tablet
I return home via three different bus transfers and a two-mile walk through an alleyway
I enter my room and immediately incinerate my clothes in a galvanized steel bucket
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I head out to the march
I see a local grandmother holding a cardboard sign and taking a selfie
"REMOVE THE METADATA, CAROL," I scream through my balaclava
She looks confused. typical civilian. she’s already in a database. she’s practically a snitch.
I see a local grandmother holding a cardboard sign and taking a selfie
"REMOVE THE METADATA, CAROL," I scream through my balaclava
She looks confused. typical civilian. she’s already in a database. she’s practically a snitch.
February 1, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I head out to the march
I see a local grandmother holding a cardboard sign and taking a selfie
"REMOVE THE METADATA, CAROL," I scream through my balaclava
She looks confused. typical civilian. she’s already in a database. she’s practically a snitch.
I see a local grandmother holding a cardboard sign and taking a selfie
"REMOVE THE METADATA, CAROL," I scream through my balaclava
She looks confused. typical civilian. she’s already in a database. she’s practically a snitch.