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Not 5 raccoons in a trench coat.
Certified Langualogist.
Actual size.

He/Him

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January 14, 2026 at 11:21 PM
are these still good? it’s only january
January 14, 2026 at 10:41 PM
This is the worst advent calendar I’ve ever tasted 🤢
January 14, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Also
January 14, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Imagine if they made Indiana Jones merch that was just nazi propaganda.
January 11, 2026 at 5:54 PM
January 11, 2026 at 12:21 AM
January 11, 2026 at 12:09 AM
ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO PUT THESE BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH?
January 9, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Ok maybe I could improve my Europe score a little.
January 9, 2026 at 5:03 PM
I am a little unclear on the distinction between “visited” and “stayed”, so I just went with “slept there at least one night”.

Y’all need to get out more.
January 9, 2026 at 4:59 PM
And it made the fixes I suggested faster than I could, and it refactored the whole design several times when I changed the layout from a single vertical stack to a long one that went across and dynamically accounted for the rotation of the device as it was running.
January 9, 2026 at 4:38 PM
MRW
January 7, 2026 at 9:21 PM
These strawberries are grey.
January 6, 2026 at 11:31 PM
To be fair no colors are, it’s just an approximation.

Colors only exist in our brains.

Like, all of these balls are the same color.
January 6, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Albuquerque is a reasonable substitution when you already have a bunch of film stuff in town because of them trying to be Bonus Hollywood, to be fair. It was just that bank of the west building is TOO prominent.

(A lot of the movie was actually shot in Las Vegas. (The original one in New Mexico))
January 6, 2026 at 6:54 PM
World’s most flammable snowman in Albuquerque would be great for this.

(Giant tumbleweeds painted white, set up in the median of I40 during the holidays by the flood control authority)
January 5, 2026 at 5:01 PM
January 4, 2026 at 5:32 PM
January 3, 2026 at 11:33 PM
January 3, 2026 at 5:31 AM
American sees something Asianly happening in Asia. “America is doing this.”
January 3, 2026 at 12:53 AM
No cheating: quote skeet with the most recent picture of your pet
January 2, 2026 at 5:46 AM
uh y-yay? 🧐
January 1, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Worst case they’re amazing and you can never get the Reese’s flavored ones again but at least the regular peanut butter ones still exist.

God bless whatever lunatic came up with this one.
December 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Basically everything in this pop up menu system was built by Sonnet, though it did have my old sheets and configs to work with. But I could give it a struct that held user settings and say “make a sheet so that the user can edit this” and it got 97% of the way there.
December 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Here's a bunch of stuff I took pictures/video of at the SF Botanical Garden's Lightscape event yesterday.
December 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM