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Not 5 raccoons in a trench coat.
Certified Langualogist.
Actual size.

He/Him

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Bonus comedy answer: A Scanner Darkly
January 14, 2026 at 5:23 AM
wut
January 14, 2026 at 5:18 AM
My phone tried to make this say “prostrate cancer”.
January 14, 2026 at 5:14 AM
[ Riker googling voice ] “what’s the opposite of prostate cancer?”
January 14, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Is that … broccoli? In a “burrito”?!

O_o
January 14, 2026 at 5:09 AM
There should just be a website like this that lists every member of ICE, hosted by the government.
GCC : Top List
publicpay.ca.gov
January 14, 2026 at 4:31 AM
That’s supposed to be @developer.xaiax.net
January 14, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Just that mosaic app I started *mumblemble* years ago before stepdad really started deteriorating and I lost all ability to focus on anything.

Made an unnecessarily shiny progress meter, now back to optimizing the search part.

I haven’t been updating it enough but I have developer.xaiax.net too
And it made the fixes I suggested faster than I could, and it refactored the whole design several times when I changed the layout from a single vertical stack to a long one that went across and dynamically accounted for the rotation of the device as it was running.
January 14, 2026 at 4:26 AM
I should probably get back in the habit again.

Bah. So much more annoying to try to go for a ride in the city than back in the desert when I was right next to the foothills and didn’t have to deal with cars.
January 14, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Gonna try to go more bike camping. Got the parts to mount my old man mountain rack on my fancy bike. There’s a bunch of places up north of the golden gate to ride in to camp.

Also discovered a “local” transit option that goes hours north and I am thinking of going up and riding back.
January 14, 2026 at 4:19 AM
I need to get back on the bike. Bounced back a bit, but being better after the holidays.

Also hyper focusing on app stuff means I forget to eat. Which is not great but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
January 14, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Looking good.
January 14, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Meatberg not at fault?
January 14, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Look you gotta get banned before It Happens or it’s not gonna matter because you can’t threaten historical figures.

There’s no thrill in fedposting without the possibility of the ban.
January 14, 2026 at 3:43 AM
“Best I can do is NAT”
January 14, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Another problem with tax credits is they assume you have enough money that being taxed less will solve the problem, which does fuck all for people who don’t have the money in the first place.

Like people who think a tax free HSA is somehow a solution for people with no unaccounted for income.
January 14, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Uhhhh sprechen sie Latin?
January 14, 2026 at 3:06 AM
What you do in the privacy of your own home is none of my business but we don’t want to see that in public 😤
January 14, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I dunno, I’ve seen people argue that the child tax credit and other subsidies provided to people with kids (like day care subsides) are actually coercive anti-woman policies because they incentivize pregnancy and increase taxes on childless people.

I can see the logic but I don’t align with it.
January 14, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I think “an economic system that assumes continual population growth will need policy changes if the population doesn’t continue to grow” isn’t necessarily the same as “therefore we must force the population to breed”.

(Which is why I don’t talk about “birth rate”; the source doesn’t matter)
January 14, 2026 at 2:48 AM
(You gotta do Fireball Fridays or maybe Frangelico Fridays if you want to be fake fancy, if you did Fernet Fridays you have to be on MSNBC)
January 13, 2026 at 11:49 PM