Doctor The Frog
@skipbidder.bsky.social
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Disabled (MCAS and long COVID). Not-so-happily retired geriatrician/palliative/IM doc. My skeets do reflect the opinions of my current employers (The Tiny House Panther and The Emergency Backup Cat). 🏳️‍🌈
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skipbidder.bsky.social
That’s actually a statistical error. The average person drinks zero ciders per year in their sleep. Ciders Georg, who lives in the UK and drinks 100 ciders per night is an outlier and should not have been counted.
skipbidder.bsky.social
Although from your thread it sounds like they should have communicated it better if this were the case.
skipbidder.bsky.social
So I’m revising my knee jerk reaction. New view is that there is a small but real chance that this is actually a real thing. Academic searches have also degraded considerably in the last decade, which hasn’t helped one stay current.
skipbidder.bsky.social
Okay. I’m going to actually try to do a real search on this tomorrow. A quick attempt didn’t return what I expected to find (which is that this was largely useless voodoo/quackery or at least not yet ready for prime time)…
skipbidder.bsky.social
…It was frustratingly difficult to figure out what meds or tests or procedures would actually cost for patients. Which just added another potential barrier to care. (Can my patient afford it?)
skipbidder.bsky.social
If this is a serious question (and I’m not just missing something), then one potential reason is that we usually have only a very vague understanding idea what something will cost a patient. Insurance and facility fees are opaque to us and costs can change…
skipbidder.bsky.social
Because new stuff comes out and residents sometimes were ahead of the curve.

But the chances of this being the case here? Not so good.
skipbidder.bsky.social
Not exactly true. If it was a resident doc (or student), I would have assumed it was something new & asked for more info. It probably would have resulted in them getting homework to bring me the data (and maybe present when it was their turn to do the clinic lecture if real/useful).
skipbidder.bsky.social
Now, I’ve been out of practice since COVID, but if a resident had presented an outpatient to me and said their cardiac age was 14 years less than their chronological age, I would have very politely asked them the equivalent of “What in the Kentucky Fried Fuck are you on about?”
skipbidder.bsky.social
It’s a lot easier when you are AI.
skipbidder.bsky.social
Crud. I was prepping for a "ghost runner" and Halloween joke. But some Jerry already did that. Bah.
skipbidder.bsky.social
This game is going on for a while I guess. Maybe they could have a rule where a runner starts on second base at the start of the inning.

Just kidding. I actually like reverting back to the real rules in the playoffs. :)
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reverendjesus.com
Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid
Three persons in inflatable frog costumes. One of them is holding a nicely painted sign with two little cartoon frogs holding hands, below the text "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG"
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markpopham.bsky.social
what am I doing at my job? my fucking job, that's what I'm doing. how about you go do your fucking job, whuch is knowing what my fucking job is. I don't have time to do your job for you because unlike you I'm busy doing my fucking job
oliverdarcy.bsky.social
News: Bari Weiss just sent a memo to staffers at CBS News asking them to produce a memo explaining "how you spend your working hours—and ideally, what you've made (or are making) that you're most proud of."

One CBS News staffer puts it like this to me: "We just got Elon Musked."
skipbidder.bsky.social
Nice.

Just on the slight chance you aren't aware of Eric and the Dread Gazebo, here's one telling of it.

youtu.be/yRc0wBP_0xI?...
This D&D player DIED to a gazebo?
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skipbidder.bsky.social
I guess it's okay that the mantle of Resistance Frog is passed along from Kermit (the quintessential multiculturalism frog) to The Portland Frog.
skipbidder.bsky.social
It might be hard to find it now to confirm that I'm not just making stuff up, but I seem to remember him saying something along the lines that television viewers shouldn't and don't expect medical advice from TV doctors. Might have been during Congressional testimony.

No True Scotsmanning himself?
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gravelinfluencer.bsky.social
If our TV networks had not been captured by the right wing, some very easy journalism would be to play this clip besides a very not on fire Portland and then tell viewers that the President of the United States is living in an alternate reality.
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Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."
skipbidder.bsky.social
...But he's still a doctor. If it bothers you to think/admit that, then it might be worth reexamining why. (I've taught plenty of good doctors and had some for my own care. But I've also taught and had docs who were...otherwise.)

There shouldn't be the physician equivalent of the Thin Blue Line.
skipbidder.bsky.social
As much as I'd like to disown him from the profession, saying that Oz (or Bill Cassidy or Rand Paul) aren't really doctors seems like an abdication. It feels like No True Scotsman.

All docs get it wrong sometimes. And some get it wrong more often than others. (Oz gets it wrong A LOT.) ...
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ddayen.bsky.social
This has been the entire thing for months. It's better if Democrats start saying so in public.
skipbidder.bsky.social
For this many calories, I should at least get a slice of cheese.

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yandedoki-sox.bsky.social
Draw your oc eating the 460,000 calorie McDonald's Sausage Biscuit reward