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Werewolf Bar mitzvALEX @skippingjack.bsky.social · Nov 24

Argh! Get these pins out of me! How can anyone be so cruel to a tweet?! Please let me die!

Werewolf Bar mitzvALEX @skippingjack.bsky.social · 14h

Jessamy

Werewolf Bar mitzvALEX @skippingjack.bsky.social · 15h

This how I want to receive all my news from now on

Werewolf Bar mitzvALEX @skippingjack.bsky.social · 15h

Shepherds must be so chuffed #sunset #givemeloadsoflikesplease

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Adam Mallinger @bitterscriptreader.bsky.social · 1d

Every A.I. CEO is like “We invented a robot that can fuck your wife so you have more free time to mow the lawn!”

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Werewolf Bar mitzvALEX @skippingjack.bsky.social · 20h

It's official. Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man fucked.

Pinhead @psychopsonic.bsky.social · 1d

#pinball
#arcade

Werewolf Bar mitzvALEX @skippingjack.bsky.social · 20h

Josie and the Pussycats is great!

Werewolf Bar mitzvALEX @skippingjack.bsky.social · 20h

You can't take a shit, it's not owned by the native population.

Werewolf Bar mitzvALEX @skippingjack.bsky.social · 20h

I think Americans saying they're going to take a shit versus the British saying they're having a shit says profound things about the two cultures.

Werewolf Bar mitzvALEX @skippingjack.bsky.social · 20h

I think Americans saying they're going to take a shit versus the British saying they're having a shit says profound things about the two cultures.

Werewolf Bar mitzvALEX @skippingjack.bsky.social · 20h

Unsolicited Mr Myxlplyx pics

Werewolf Bar mitzvALEX @skippingjack.bsky.social · 1d

Tonight's cocktail idea. A drink made from all the cheap shots in Wetherspoons called a Full Spooner Eclipse.

Werewolf Bar mitzvALEX @skippingjack.bsky.social · 1d

Hahaha. That was my other option.

Werewolf Bar mitzvALEX @skippingjack.bsky.social · 1d

Every comedian's justification for playing the Riyadh comedy festival.

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Werewolf Bar mitzvALEX @skippingjack.bsky.social · 1d

Me pointing out my favourite Chuckle Brother

Huw @followhuw.bsky.social · 1d

That’s Barry

Werewolf Bar mitzvALEX @skippingjack.bsky.social · 1d

I need to get some pomade

Werewolf Bar mitzvALEX @skippingjack.bsky.social · 1d

Gtradio

Give my love to Rose - Johnny Cash & The Tennessee two

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Werewolf Bar mitzvALEX @skippingjack.bsky.social · 1d

Get us some free leather samples

Werewolf Bar mitzvALEX @skippingjack.bsky.social · 2d

Friday

A John West fisherman kicking a bear square in the balls

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GayWatson 🌈🏴‍☠️🎨 @gaywatson.bsky.social · 2d

Me, every time I lose a button

🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 2d

I'm not fucking sewing.

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Werewolf Bar mitzvALEX @skippingjack.bsky.social · 2d

Don't apologise. Yours is much better.

Werewolf Bar mitzvALEX @skippingjack.bsky.social · 2d

No I'm sorry, I meant did you have any questions about the interview.

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Werewolf Bar mitzvALEX @skippingjack.bsky.social · 3d

Thanks Blursday.

Thursday.

Werewolf Bar mitzvALEX @skippingjack.bsky.social · 3d

@cbuckthorn.bsky.social let's do some husking

Dr Mark | 北马克 |🍉🇦🇺🇲🇾🇹🇭 @ajaanmark.bsky.social · 3d

Are they hoping to start a Young Tory cosplay trend on TikTok
www.thetimes.com/article/8c9a...

Meet the young Tories dreaming of a bright blue future

The Conservatives know they have a problem with Gen Z voters. At the party conference, The Times met a new breed of activists who are embracing the challenge

www.thetimes.com

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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 3d

“Poster design is my passion”

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Werewolf Bar mitzvALEX @skippingjack.bsky.social · 3d

Jess just showed me a pic of an Auk and I told her they must be from the 40k universe otherwise it would be spelt with a C. Deathly silence. Followed by penguin trivia.

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Werewolf Bar mitzvALEX @skippingjack.bsky.social · 3d

Oh and @santiagojones.bsky.social made me a fucking cool profile pic.