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Sky The Manbear

@skythemanbear.bsky.social

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A big hairy manbear, raised by my papa bears to live the jungle life to the fullest! Super subby hypnofan and frequent prey of Kaa. Creator of The Delicious ManClub audio series and co-founder of the religion Kaatholicism. (No minors)

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Sky The Manbear @skythemanbear.bsky.social · Dec 20

The Delicious ManClub on Itch:

Skycoaster.itch.io

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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · Jun 1

Happy Pride

Oh lord he supporting

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Jeffrey Hall @jhall2266.bsky.social · May 23

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Sky The Manbear @skythemanbear.bsky.social · May 2

Fantastic work!

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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · May 1

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Sara Lang @saralang.bsky.social · Apr 30

I'll be honest - I don't want to do my own research. I want to have trusted doctors and scientists who can produce peer reviewed data and best practices and tell me how best to keep my kids safe.

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Sky The Manbear @skythemanbear.bsky.social · Apr 30

Beat-lejuice.

Sky The Manbear @skythemanbear.bsky.social · Apr 30

My Pony? Little.

Sky The Manbear @skythemanbear.bsky.social · Apr 29

The scariest episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark taught me that mixing methyl orange with clear acids changes their color.

Sky The Manbear @skythemanbear.bsky.social · Apr 28

Have at me!

Sky The Manbear @skythemanbear.bsky.social · Apr 26

Love this one.

Sky The Manbear @skythemanbear.bsky.social · Apr 23

From the inside?

Sky The Manbear @skythemanbear.bsky.social · Apr 15

That’s a really personal question, fitted sheet.

Sky The Manbear @skythemanbear.bsky.social · Apr 14

(J/k, I like to pretend The Hobbit movies don’t exist.)

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Sky The Manbear @skythemanbear.bsky.social · Apr 13

Big typo on the box, though, they only made 3 Lord of the Rings movies. Maybe they’ll make a single, nicely compact Hobbit movie someday, who knows.

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Sky The Manbear @skythemanbear.bsky.social · Apr 12

Well, great, now we’re both wet.

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bronsongatesxxx.bsky.social @bronsongatesxxx.bsky.social · Apr 12

Another pool day for this Dad bod💦

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Sky The Manbear @skythemanbear.bsky.social · Apr 5

Sleep… trust… surrender.

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Sky The Manbear @skythemanbear.bsky.social · Apr 4

Hypnosnakes make amazing exorcists.

“The power of Kaarist Kaampels you!”

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Sky The Manbear @skythemanbear.bsky.social · Apr 2

I think Kaa should be able to control other drivers’ karts.

Sky The Manbear @skythemanbear.bsky.social · Apr 1

Hello from the other side! So nice to see you again!

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Sky The Manbear @skythemanbear.bsky.social · Mar 31

It's pretty subtle, but if you look at Sir Hiss' name really close you can see the word used to represent the sound a snake makes with their tongue, too.

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Sky The Manbear @skythemanbear.bsky.social · Mar 29

I hope in the live-action Zelda movie Link gets a musical instrument that can summon snakes.

An oKaarina, if you will.

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Sky The Manbear @skythemanbear.bsky.social · Mar 29

My ideal economic policy is one where all goods and services go to a hypnotic snake, and we just trust that he’ll use them well.

Kaammunism, if you will.

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Sky The Manbear @skythemanbear.bsky.social · Mar 29

Doing the same at the end of the month. Buh-bye, endless Trump ads.

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John Chen @johnchen.com.au · Mar 29

hear hear

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