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Slaney C

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Non-vintage champagne for all but me. Correspondre à: https://open.substack.com/pub/slaney/p/punctuality-and-mystery?r=a6d&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

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Slaney C @slaney.bsky.social · 1h

“I wear a helmet and sunglasses” is ELITE taunting. Homer Simpson meets Greek drama. (Dudes rock).

Peter Nickeas 🎃 @peternickeas.bsky.social · 2h

Here's a short video of an Edison Park man confronting border patrol. You can hear others in the background. #chicago

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Slaney C @slaney.bsky.social · 9h

Listen: Hillary Clinton & Jewish Insider built a time machine & got Graham Platner drunk in Croatia, then prevented him - through feminism & elitism - from ever talking to any Jewish people or being intellectually curious about his own tattoos. Also, by the look of him, they wouldn't let him use SPF

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Slaney C @slaney.bsky.social · 9h

This is my go-to gift for everyone this year; maybe up your Dad's alley? It's Etsy, not Nike, although probably no more ethical.

Slaney C @slaney.bsky.social · 9h

In the show, at least one of the Number Four Cylon models killed himself rather than hurt others, so...probably not.

Slaney C @slaney.bsky.social · 9h

I saw this and thought, "oh, to be 34 again!"

Slaney C @slaney.bsky.social · 9h

New York rocks

Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 12h

New Yorkers vote today if you haven’t and you get this

Halloween voter 2025 sticker with a pigeon wearing a witches hat and holding a pumpkin lantern with bats and a witch in the background

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Slaney C @slaney.bsky.social · 10h

I learned so much from this article. I needed a limited Netflix series. Hazelnut IS the lamb of nuts! Everyone DOES play games!

Janine Gibson @janinegibson.ft.com · 15h

Terrible news: an infestation of brown marmorated stinkbugs is threatening the Turkish hazelnut supply. Protect your Nutella and remove the Ferrero Rocher from the trick or treat pile. as.ft.com/r/a1407bbc-5...

Nutella maker in hazelnut stand-off with Turkish dealers

[FREE TO READ] Ferrero holds off purchases after poor harvest and infestation of brown marmorated stink bug drove up prices

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Slaney C @slaney.bsky.social · 1d

Move over, Girl Dinner - here comes Dad Breakfast!

Slaney C @slaney.bsky.social · 1d

he & his wife, Russian ballet dancer Lydia Lopokova, had Wittgenstein over & she made the mistake of saying a tree was beautiful & he said "what do you mean" in such a way as to make her cry & people tell this story to demonstrate his brilliance & not that even his friends often couldn't stand him

obnoxiously pitt ghoul 👻 🎃 👻 @opg.bsky.social · 1d

research prompted by this meme is how I, a former Econ minor, learned Keynes was a) bisexual an b) genuinely would have loved grindr based on the number of dudes he hooked up with who are specifically listed in his Wikipedia page (good for him!)

Elim @elim871.bsky.social · 1d

Slaney C @slaney.bsky.social · 1d

It certainly scares this ho!

Slaney C @slaney.bsky.social · 1d

Do you have a multitude box for how he looks sweatier at every one of these “j’accuse the establishment!” TV hits? Gone is the cool man of the woods

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Slaney C @slaney.bsky.social · 2d

what the fuck

Slaney C @slaney.bsky.social · 3d

Look, as long as no one says “niblings,” I’m willing to let this play out

Slaney C @slaney.bsky.social · 3d

Hardly even her biggest achievement, but her voice is forever in my head bc she's done some of my favorite audiobooks.

Slaney C @slaney.bsky.social · 3d

One day I will write the great American essay on how what people are calling “theatre kid energy” is often just hot women being annoying.

Let them live. Don’t put that on them.
(It goes both ways).

Slaney C @slaney.bsky.social · 4d

She just doesn’t miss.

Slaney C @slaney.bsky.social · 4d

You just know this makes the butter taste like battery acid