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Mind Goblin

@slartibartfast34.bsky.social

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Gruntled Employee. Load-bearing wall. Don't call me Reply Guy.

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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · Aug 20

laugh at my jokes you fuckin assholes

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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 4h

For sure. It's not often when a band loses it's main guy and comes back just as strong. I do like the later Genesis, up to about self-titled, and huge soft spot for Three Sides Live just for the In The Cage/Slippermen medley

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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 4h

Selling England, and either Foxtrot or Genesis Live (1973)

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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 4h

alt text is perfect, no notes

Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 5h

This is one of their top 3 albums and that's a hill I will die on.

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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 7h

Only Imperial objects go up this bum!

Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 22h

Well this turned out well, pretty normal day, he's stealing 230 million dollars from taxpayers, he's gonna intervene in the NYC mayoral race, he can order the national guard to do anything, did I miss anything?

Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d

Aww, that's really nice of you. She needed that.

Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d

What did you do for the other 42 minutes

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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d

guess i better cover up that tattoo i got of hello kitty getting plowed by luigi

Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d

His "Friend" Sloppy Sam Gamgee - some call him Samwise I call him Samstupid, very low IQ individual! Both of them Radical Leftist Communist Antifa Muslim BLM Democrat Extremists, and they treated Sauron very poorly!!

Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d

Ceci n'est pas une pipe

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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d

We also got this guy, we call him Sauron, great guy, great ideas, he's got this ring that's unbelievable. He was doing great until Liddle Frodo Baggins and his gay lover stole the ring from him. Sad.

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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d

is it this

a drawing of the letter s with a black outline on a white background

Alt: super cool S

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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d

what horrific thing is the turd man going to do or say today

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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d

could have just waited and it would have fallen apart on its own

Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d

what a mesopotamia

Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d

dems in tattooed disarray

Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d

hey can you guys not break the internet today tysm

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Jeff @dolphinsfan.bsky.social · 1d

Barr? Whose dad employed Epstein? That Barr??

Acosta? The guy who gave Epstein a sweetheart plea deal? That Acosta??

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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d

is this the origin story of the Lemon Stealing Whore?

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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d

Have sex? In this economy?

Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 2d

It's for the PRIVATE use of their AUDIENCE Bucky GAWD

Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 2d

Ratio this garbage back to the stone age pls

Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 2d

Nobody is doing that. This is such fucking horseshit, and if I thought the NYT had ANY credibility left I would say it's gone now, but of course it already was. Shame on you.

Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 2d

Does this shell make me look fat

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