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Evan Thomas

@slithergaunt.bsky.social

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Illustrator, writer, constant monsterer. I make EldritchFriends.bsky.social and a graphic novel series at Serpentsong.com Support my projects and my metabolism at Patreon.com/ECTmonster Slithergaunt.tumblr.com EldritchFriends.tumblr.com

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Evan Thomas @slithergaunt.bsky.social · Nov 15

Welcome new folks! Enjoy my various art, plus my comic strip EldritchFriends.bsky.social and my graphic novel series at Serpentsong.com. Thank you, won't you?

Page of scribbles and sketches from a cursed book

Flying monster named Sleeth introduces herself

Stheno and Chuz arriving at a massive fortress built inside a colossal skull

The bustling town built inside the colossal skull.

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Evan Thomas @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 11h

"Well what did it do? Did it say anything?"

"No... no, it didn't."

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Evan Thomas @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 11h

"Did you tell your Mommy and Daddy about the man under the stairs?"

"No, he said they already know who he is. He says everybody knows him."

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Evan Thomas @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 11h

"Well what did it do? Did it say anything?"

"No... no, it didn't."

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Evan Thomas @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 11h

"Did you tell your Mommy and Daddy about the man under the stairs?"

"No, he said they already know who he is. He says everybody knows him."

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Evan Thomas @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 11h

I don't really play video games because I want to see some "trending on artstation" boobs.

As Griffin McElroy put it, "I just wanna bonk the dudes and watch the number go up"

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Evan Thomas @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 12h

"Morbing" should be the official name for what Jared Leto does to movies. He's undeniably box office poison, yet he keeps being allowed to morb every movie he's in.

Evan Thomas @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 2d

I'm sure he might even forgive them for including the "stupid useless pipes" on the back.

Evan Thomas @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 2d

It's pretty messed up to say, since Monster High is ostensibly for kids, but Giger would probably find immense satisfaction knowing something this subversive finally got made.

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Evan Thomas @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 2d

I feel like he would LOVE this so much. He'd be so proud that somebody finally "got it."

I wish he'd lived to see this.

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Evan Thomas @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 3d

It's always funny seeing old white guys idolize John Wayne as the ultimate American Man, while my WW2 veteran grandpa fucking HATED him.

John Wayne made a movie about my grandpa's battalion, despite never serving during the war. Dads may love him, but grandpa always thought he was a cowardly bitch.

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Evan Thomas @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 3d

Tit for tat, dad. Tit for tat.

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Evan Thomas @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 3d

The parallels with my real life are not subtle AT ALL. It is practically a full-on hate letter to this person. It's also someone I continue to depend on for my livelihood.

What a fun problem to have. A potent emotional therapeutic work of art that is almost too spiteful to say.

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Evan Thomas @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 3d

I have a project I'm writing, more illustrated novel than comic, that I've been pouring a lot into and I think has a lot of promise.

Problem is, it's SO autobiographical, SO based on current and past life situations, it runs a very real risk of damaging my relationship with a family member forever

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Evan Thomas @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 3d

I don't have any in the works. None of my stuff has been picked up by a major publisher, and if it does, I will be too stubborn in my contract to retain creative control that virtually no company will be willing to sign the deal.

Evan Thomas @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 3d

"AI is here to stay, and we need to adapt to it."

No. I am now a true curmudgeon. It can spread to every industry it wants, I will NEVER respect it

I'll sit here and growl about how things were done better "in my day" until I die

From hell's heart I stab at thee
I spit my last breath at thee

Gregory Peck as Captain Ahab in Moby Dick, stabbing a harpoon into the titular white whale

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Evan Thomas @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 3d

You've truly "been in the wars" as they say.

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Evan Thomas @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 3d

I used to dream that it'd be wonderful to make a comic or novel and see it adapted into a movie or show.

Now I have to cope with the very real possibility that we might finish making a whole movie or show, only to have it scrapped for a tax write-off and never be seen by anyone.

The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 3d

This is why, more and more, I just can't muster up any desire to be a success in the mainstream art world. They want AI to make "content" for people who don't care.

I care about my art, and I want to give it to an audience who cares.

An audience i like and respect.

"Frightening" Dan McDaid @danmcdaid.bsky.social · 3d

Blum too. At least find a new way to say "it's here to stay" jfc

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Evan Thomas @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 4d

"Masks change us, and sometimes it's fun to play at being someone, or something else."

Swirly design, reminiscent of a toothy face

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Evan Thomas @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 4d

I shall lend thee strength and hope 💖

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Evan Thomas @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 5d

Happy Birthday!!!

"Thou wast not born for death, immortal bird!"
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Coey! @coeykuhn.bsky.social · 5d

🎈 It’s that time again! Happy birthday to me~ 🎊 (Oct 8th but posting now before I forget tomorrow)
Thank you all for the love and support over these long years, I’m incredibly grateful 💕 if you’re bored or want a gift to treat yourself too? Take a looksie at my online shop: CoeyAndShy.com 💋

Evan Thomas @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 5d

I can't explain it, but this dinosaur looks like it's being very condescending to me.

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Evan Thomas @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 6d

"Before the settlers, before the Indians, the Evil is there. Waiting."

A dripping, oozing, toothy four-legged monstrosity.

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Evan Thomas @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 6d

"Before the settlers, before the Indians, the Evil is there. Waiting."

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Evan Thomas @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 7d

The art of cat deception