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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · Mar 6

Please enjoy: It Exists to Be Found, a (hopefully) lynchian AU wherein Stede Bonnet reads a book about pirates and sees his name next to the name Ed Teach. That night, he starts having dreams...
archiveofourown.org/works/636465...

graphic for IT EXISTS TO BE FOUND / AN OFMD AU BY SMALLESTCHURCH with text over a photo of a diner mug of coffee on a saucer in perfect pale powder blue

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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 39m

morning repost hiii i wrote a kinktober fic yesterday archiveofourown.org/works/72429861

screenshot of a fic on ao3.

title: bunny slippers.
by: zstraps.

Summary:

“Can I?”

“No.”

“Please?”

“No.”

“But daddy.”

“Still no.”

“But I really need to!”

“Hmm. Ask me nicely.”

“Daddy, may I please, please go to the toilet?”

“Aw, good boy! So polite,” Ed coos, and Stede feels the warm, golden glow down to his toes. He feels himself blush, feels small and protected and safe. “But no.”

A late fill for Kinktober Day 7: watersports & lingerie

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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 1h

💛💛💛 ty friend. someday!!

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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 1d

kitty!!! 💛💛

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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 1d

aww, what a great gift! happy birthday, pal 💛

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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 1d

aw, thanks friend, i try 💛

smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 1d

i knoooooow 😭 it literally looks brand new irl

smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 1d

i just love chores so much

smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 1d

the life changing magic of dish soap and salt ✨

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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 1d

aww thank you, i love my little house a lot 💛

smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 1d

before (left) and after (right) and different lighting so it’s a little hard to tell but trust that in person it really pops!!!! even the tile surround

before pic of my dirty 95 years old fireplace with plants and a mirror on the mantle

after pic of my clean! 95 years old fireplace with plants and a mirror on the mantle

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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 1d

it could have used another go but i ran out of salt alas

smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 1d

i spent all day scrubbing 95 years of grime and smoke both fire and cigarette related off of my fireplace and every part of me hurts but it is a totally different, brighter color now and i just love cleaning old things so much

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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 1d

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tlactl @tlactl.bsky.social · 1d

medieval birds

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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 1d

thank you, people who suggested costo, i love you people who suggested costco

smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 2d

oh good to know

smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 2d

taking out a second mortgage to purchase three area rugs

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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 2d

looked out my window today and nearly wolf whistled at the hot guy with the wheelbarrow with his sleeves rolled up past his forearms and dirt on his hands and then realized i have been married to that hot guy for nineteen human years, i am the luckiest

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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 2d

this goes so hard

Liv @the-widow-olivia.bsky.social · 3d

This is some of the best writing about AI and creativity that I have seen all year. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

Dear Tilly Norwood: Some Blunt Advice, Actress to “Actress,” From Betty Gilpin

The Emmy-nominated actor and author pens an open letter to the AI avatar that's got Hollywood in a tizzy.

www.hollywoodreporter.com

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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 2d

😘😘😘😘

smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 2d

i thought it was just the S. how could you do this to me

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GayWatson 🌈🏴‍☠️🎨 @gaywatson.bsky.social · 2d

They needed to be closer, actually
#OFMD #OFMDfanart #StaurdayMorningSketch

Full color illustration of Ed and Stede sharing an early morning cup of tea on the deck of the Revenge. The timeline is a somewhat nebulous S2, perhaps a “What If” scene. Ed is wearing the pink Depression Robe open and loosely draped across his shoulders, Stede is bare chested and they’re both leaning, pressed tight shoulder to elbow, making moon-eyes at each other. It’s insufferably charming.

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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 2d

😩😩😩 the look on stede’s FACE

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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 2d

cleaning my office and somehow despite that i’ve spent approximately one thousand hours looking at this @gaywatson.bsky.social fast car joint i only JUST noticed this 😭😭😭

gaywatson’s drawing of ed and stede on the bench with the headset from the fast car au

close crop of a doodle on ed’s sneaker that’s the old school meme S next to a similarly styled B (s is for stede and b is for bonnet do you get it they are in love and i am going to walk into the ocean)

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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 2d

why are you like this

cat perched on the newell post at the bottom of the stairs staring at nothing

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