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smarxy baby

@smarxy.bsky.social

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internet phantasm, exhausted communist, weed smoker, correct politics haver

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smarxy baby @smarxy.bsky.social · 8h

my house is so god damned strong, I think I'm gonna go pick on the welsh and try to backdoor the British Empire, we'll see how it goes, probably gonna take a couple generations. Then it's on to crush the HRE.

smarxy baby @smarxy.bsky.social · 9h

so beyootiful, *sniff*

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smarxy baby @smarxy.bsky.social · 16h

probably because it's AI generated and pushed by the algo since it'd be royalty free, hth

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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 3d

its amazing how red he can get

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smarxy baby @smarxy.bsky.social · 1d

there was a man laying on his back near a sewer grate kicking his legs into the air

smarxy baby @smarxy.bsky.social · 1d

crazy scenes from Portland, it's bedlam in the streets

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 1d

when nobody ordered you anything from the ramen place

orange cat staring balefully at the camera

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smarxy baby @smarxy.bsky.social · 2d

everyone is 12 strikes again

smarxy baby @smarxy.bsky.social · 2d

the FF9 entry just shot me between the eyes

smarxy baby @smarxy.bsky.social · 3d

at least everyone is going to post very normally and sanely about this Hasan dog thing

smarxy baby @smarxy.bsky.social · 3d

this guy is trying to so hard to be Obama 2 and he doesn't even realize most people have soured so hard on that guy lmao

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smarxy baby @smarxy.bsky.social · 4d

all these dozens of shop simulator/management games and literally none have like half the mojo Recettear did, still chasing that hit

smarxy baby @smarxy.bsky.social · 4d

i need a 25 minute version of this

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Taylor~! (and Flamm/e) @ BLFC @flammtay.bsky.social · 4d

How ADHD people see the world:

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Quake (Erin) @quakeroc.bsky.social · 4d

a negative buddha telling you bad things

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smarxy baby @smarxy.bsky.social · 4d

alright, that's enough 2025 for me

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 4d

Frog got a ladder. He put the box up on a high shelf. “There,” said Frog. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.”

“But we can climb the ladder and take the box down from the shelf and cut the string and open the box,” said Toad.

“That is true,” said Frog.

Frog climbs a ladder and hides the cookies high on a shelf.

From "Cookies"
In *Frog and Toad Together*

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smarxy baby @smarxy.bsky.social · 4d

"hmm, we don't have a smol bag of sour cream and onion chips, send this person a giant party size bag of tostitos scoops" ~ doordash, for some reason?????