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smarxy baby
@smarxy.bsky.social
internet phantasm, exhausted communist, weed smoker, correct politics haver

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I have still only found one purpose for the weird pockets they put on the bottom front of scrub tops: kitten pouch.
November 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
i think I'm at the point where I'm ready to be anti social to people around me who like AI and are vocal about it, while explaining as much to them, that I don't want to associate with them to whatever extent possible, seriously am out of energy ignoring, redirecting, and joking that the shit sucks
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 AM
you know the jam session has peaked when the guitarist just hammers a high assed note and just lets it whine out for a minute
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
hrm... i put a brighter light bulb in my office lamp and now all i can see is how badly i need to dust. better switch it back to the old bulb
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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what if Trump thought that he was Lin Manuel Miranda
November 22, 2025 at 11:49 AM
about halfway through Slow Gods by Clair North and it a wonderful fucking book, it's scary how good she is at that classic scifi feel that had interesting human conundrums as the foundation to explore in fantastical ways, pure craft and beautiful art
November 22, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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THREAD: Judge Ellis is the first federal judge to review extensive body cam video of DHS's actions in Chicago. She finds that DHS *repeatedly* misled the public and made claims that were disproven by agents' own videos.

I'll go through some of the most egregious ones here.
November 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
November 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
oh good another game where you do this. can we stop making games where you do this there are too many
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
i always listen to this song twice in a row because the first time you're just like "jesus fuck i forgot how great this song is" and then you gotta listen to it again www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyST...
At The Drive In - Mannequin Republic
YouTube video by erichawk14
www.youtube.com
November 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
man. i feel like i haven't gotten obsessed with a game since like, baldur's gate 3. that game broke every fucking metric in my brain for a great gaming experience and i'm honestly afraid there'll never be another experience like it
November 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
it's fucked up that games i want to play keep having denuvo
November 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
the horns on Sun Bleached Flies are a rocket ship to the good brain feelz zone
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
tune in to my news conference where I'll be going over all the important data and headlines from the McDonald's eat in tray paper
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
the older i get the more this record climbs in my top ten, i think it might be top 3 these days
November 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
rest of the world for several thousands of years: white people, wash yo ass
white people: no
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
living my dream today w/AI while yew losers are stuck in 2025
November 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
this is the most delusional shit i've ever seen in my life lmao
November 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
growing up is realizing FFX was acutally peak final fantasy www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrYs...
Final Fantasy X HD Remaster - The Sending in Kilika
YouTube video by Shirrako
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
jump scare when i realized it was sunday night already

what the fuck man
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Funny prank: everyone becomes militantly communist very quickly
October 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
the most generous interpretation of why the democrats are ending the shut down is that every party leader got a lobotomy in a surgical room with a gas leak and woke up to immediately put this deal together
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM