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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD.

@smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social

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Parody Account Parodie. Candidate for the PPC/Candidat pour le PPC. MPSP 2026. “Make Canada Cool Again with the Polar Party of Canada (PPC) ❄❄❄” Other Accounts: LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/santiago-b%C3%A9langer-86663b64/ IG: @s.m.belanger

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 10d

Winter is coming!
Why don’t we skip the trailer that we call Autumn and go directly to the good part?
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L’hiver s’approche!
Este-ce que ont peut skipper le traileur qu’ont appelle l’automne, et vas directement à la parte bonne?

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MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 8h

Not this station spreading misinformation again 🤦‍♂️ Funny enough, I put this post through some AI detectors and guess what? 99.7% AI generation. Canadians, please be safe 🙏

Oh’ Canada News Network @ocnn-mpsp.bsky.social · 9h

🚨BREAKING🚨

POLAR PARTY CANDIDATE COMES OUT PRO-THEFT! WILL ANY CANADIANS BE SAFE IN A POLAR GOVERNMENT? THEY BUILD IGLOOS SO THEY CAN BREAK IN EASIER! CANADIANS ARE TIRED OF BEING STOLEN FROM!

WAKE UP, PATRIOTS

S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 1d

Ya, ya, let’s keep the AI slop to show how unserious we are.
✌🏼

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 10h

Ok, as an artist and designer, I understand the implications when it comes to for-profit use. Designers and artists still need love and jobs.
But truly, cry about it.
It’s here to stay, and it’s completely ethical to use it on your own free time.
Plus, we all use ai. Water will get wasted anyways.

S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 1d

Ya, ya, let’s keep the AI slop to show how unserious we are.
✌🏼

S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 2d

Nous devons dire,
Il y a un homme joyeux dans notre Vrai Nord, qui serait un ambassadeur de classe mondiale pour notre pays.

Si vous votez Polar, nous nommerons Nicholas Noël comme ambassadeur du Canada auprès de l'ONU.

C'est super cool.

🎅🏻🇨🇦❄️

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 2d

We gotta say,
There’s a jolly good man up there in our True North, that would be a world-class ambassador for our country.
If you vote Polar, we will appoint Nicholas (Santa) Claus as the Canadian Ambassador to the UN.
That’s pretty cool.

🎅🏻🇨🇦❄️

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 5d

We’re investing on our investigators.

Our government vows to crack as many “cold” cases as possible within the RCMP.

For safety, and for being cool asf.

❄️❄️❄️

Notre gouvernement veut cracker autant de « cold cases » possible avec le GRC.

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 5d

My mum says that’s fake

S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 5d

Source, member opposite?

S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 5d

Hell yeah 🫎🫎🫎

Cooper PPC @coopermpsp.bsky.social · 6d

🚨 Breaking: The Polar Party reintroduces Project Polar Wall.

Not to block people — to block bad policy.
A wall of willpower, northern grit, and ice-cold logic. ❄️

Protecting jobs, energy, and the identity that makes Canada strong. 🇨🇦

#PolarParty #ProjectPolarWall #TrueNorthStrong #ColdHardFacts

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 5d

Fake news

S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 7d

Nous investissons dans la crise du logement.

Nous construisons des igloos modulaires, donne des milliers de bons emplois de construction, ont les expédions vers le nord et les installons au Nunavut.

Ont bâti Canada plus froid, une igloo par fois.

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 7d

We’re investing in solving the housing crisis.

We are building modular igloos, granting thousands of good blue-collar jobs, shipping them up north, and installing them in Nunavut!

Making Canada a cooler place to live in. One igloo at a time.

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Callum McKinnon @callummpsp.bsky.social · 8d

Common-sense public safety policy from your local chilled-out, down-to-earth Polar Party representatives. Let's get this energy into the House of Commons!

S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 8d

We’re investing in our Police Force.

From now on, all Police arrests will not be legally binding without yelling “FREEZE!” to the perpetrator.

The PPC is making Canada safer and cooler. 🧊🧊🧊

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 8d

Nous investissons en notre force de Police.

Permanent, toutes les arrestations de la police ne seront plus juridiquement légal sans crier « GEL! » aux criminels.

Ont vas fair notre belle pays de Canada plus sécuritaire et plus cool. 🧊🧊🧊🧊

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 8d

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Hon. Ahmad Masad, MP. PPC. @ahmadmasad.bsky.social · 10d

This video of the @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social leader just revealed he’s been with the Dark Side all along…. But don’t worry Canadians, @romeompsp.bsky.social quickly uncovered this and is taking wintry action! #PPC❄️

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 10d

Absolute gold. Now do it with AI.

S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 10d

Ya I would

S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 10d

Affordable igloos for all! It’s a simple goal that will solve the housing crisis for all us snow Mexicans!

S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 10d

Even still I don’t watch much.
You know a great show I recommend? Curb Your Enthusiasm with the legendary Larry David!

S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 10d

We house the people who need it most. We are investing in the future of snow!

S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 10d

Star Trek is better than movies that are engineered to fall asleep to.

S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 10d

Only one yapping is C3PO over here

S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 10d

lol

S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 10d

AI 😡😆😂

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