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Smilner, Community Theater Actor

@smilner.bsky.social

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Hip hop, Dungeons & Dragons, Buffalo Bills, Mazovian socio-economist he/they

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Smilner, Community Theater Actor @smilner.bsky.social · Jun 16

I'll try to surreptitiously get a pic of my co-worker talking on one when he inevitably takes the plunge.

He's all-in on Our Man here, and also has bad enough impulse control that he bought four 3-D TVs when he thought that was going to take off

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Smilner, Community Theater Actor @smilner.bsky.social · 20h

I care about a lot of things that are happening right now, but I don't give a fuck about the White House

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Smilner, Community Theater Actor @smilner.bsky.social · 18h

Considering the Content Warning and the Transphobia tags on your account, it makes perfect sense that you'd champion those zilches. Goodbye forever.

Smilner, Community Theater Actor @smilner.bsky.social · 18h

The problem is that we are understanding Marines more and more. Piss up a rope.

Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine.bsky.social · 21h

If they thought that any of this would stop us or deter us: they clearly don't understand our movement, and they don't understand Marines.

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Smilner, Community Theater Actor @smilner.bsky.social · 18h

I paid the same amt for Street Fighter 2 as I did for Final Fantasy XVI. Clearly nonsensical.

Smilner, Community Theater Actor @smilner.bsky.social · 19h

...The Atlantic?

Smilner, Community Theater Actor @smilner.bsky.social · 19h

Do Topp's baseball cards still come with the stick of gum?

Smilner, Community Theater Actor @smilner.bsky.social · 19h

I have actually grown more fond of Metallica's "Whiskey in the Jar" since getting familiar with the original.

Video still fkn sucks tho

Smilner, Community Theater Actor @smilner.bsky.social · 19h

Anti-consequences!

Smilner, Community Theater Actor @smilner.bsky.social · 20h

I care about a lot of things that are happening right now, but I don't give a fuck about the White House

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Smilner, Community Theater Actor @smilner.bsky.social · 20h

Bratan has ignored one of the most basic rules:

Nobody has ever earned a billion dollars.

PritzkerPosting @pritzkerposting.bsky.social · 20h

I believe Pritzker understands the risk that we are in, which is why I support him and advocate for him. The Democratic Party needs to change and it needs to make room for Mamdanis, Pritzkers, AOCs, Walz’s, and other good, non-corrupt (most importantly) people. We’re quickly running out of time.

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Smilner, Community Theater Actor @smilner.bsky.social · 20h

All these fkn people sound like Blue Wave fools RBG-posting in 2018-2019. Jagoffs who still want politicians to be heroes instead of ambulatory tools that we can occasionally bully into doing something recognizably moral.

Smilner, Community Theater Actor @smilner.bsky.social · 20h

Looking into this

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21h

So in Season 8 Ned doesn’t know Lenny but in Season 9 Lenny is the only one to hold fast to his faith alongside the Flanders so I think there’s an entire background story of Ned bringing Lenny to Christ

Ned to Lenny: AND AS FOR YOU, I DON'T KNOW YOU BUT I'M SURE YOU'RE A JERK!

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victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 22h

sorry all i’ve been able to think about today are mormon aunties walking around absolutely geeked out on gear

Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 1d

*screams*

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Smilner, Community Theater Actor @smilner.bsky.social · 1d

They like Trump because Trump doesn't give a fuck about tech bros, and Dems keep threatening to pay attention to them. Dereg right over the edge of the cliff

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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 1d

New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST

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Smilner, Community Theater Actor @smilner.bsky.social · 1d

Got a hold of a Dropbox with the full VH1 set, including alt takes, with the stage banter split into separate tracks from the songs. It's been very nice.

Smilner, Community Theater Actor @smilner.bsky.social · 1d

I still cry every time Tom sings Jersey Girl

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Smilner, Community Theater Actor @smilner.bsky.social · 1d

DO WE GODDAMN VET ANYBODY

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Tal B. Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 1d

just signed up to be part of the class action suit/settlement against anthropic bc it may be a drop in the bucket but fuck AI and fuck em for stealing words i put blood and sweat and tears into

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Smilner, Community Theater Actor @smilner.bsky.social · 1d

Mistakes were made, and then more mistakes were made

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Smilner, Community Theater Actor @smilner.bsky.social · 1d

"It's a vague thing with another thing that I may or may not be able to identify, which represents me perfectly"

Folks we need to figure out how to separate plain-speaking populists from goddamned idiots, cause this ain't it

Smilner, Community Theater Actor @smilner.bsky.social · 1d

Was gonna say, I'm not going there on any random night, but those prices are way more reasonable than I'd have expected, and I live many miles from this kind of city.

Smilner, Community Theater Actor @smilner.bsky.social · 1d

I don't know anything about the past 25 years or so, but the X-Men used to play baseball pretty regularly (the outfield is like 3x normal size for obvious reasons)

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Smilner, Community Theater Actor @smilner.bsky.social · 1d

Bratan the best thing about this shit-dumb skeet is there's a visible list of people who agreed with it. It makes for a very easy set of blocks.