Smilner
@smilner.bsky.social
Hip hop, Dungeons & Dragons, Buffalo Bills, Mazovian socio-economist
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Smilner
@smilner.bsky.social
· Jun 16
I'll try to surreptitiously get a pic of my co-worker talking on one when he inevitably takes the plunge.
He's all-in on Our Man here, and also has bad enough impulse control that he bought four 3-D TVs when he thought that was going to take off
He's all-in on Our Man here, and also has bad enough impulse control that he bought four 3-D TVs when he thought that was going to take off
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Why is the soybean oil always PARTIALLY hydrogenated. Finish hydrogenating that shit, you lazy wockaflockas!
December 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Why is the soybean oil always PARTIALLY hydrogenated. Finish hydrogenating that shit, you lazy wockaflockas!
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Holy shit.
Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
December 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Holy shit.
Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
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a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
I don't have a lot of time left to get this one right, OTOH I'll join a lot of people in getting it wrong
My musical prediction for 2025 is Despot actually drops the fkn album
My 2024 prediction was surprise OutKast record, and considering what we got from three stacks I'm giving myself half credit
My 2024 prediction was surprise OutKast record, and considering what we got from three stacks I'm giving myself half credit
December 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I don't have a lot of time left to get this one right, OTOH I'll join a lot of people in getting it wrong
Man, I wonder what this is in reply to
December 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Man, I wonder what this is in reply to
For the record, the 5 in no particular order:
You Know You're Right
Serve the Servants
Drain You
Aneurysm
Breed
You Know You're Right
Serve the Servants
Drain You
Aneurysm
Breed
You Know You're Right is a top 5 Nirvana track
December 4, 2025 at 10:46 AM
For the record, the 5 in no particular order:
You Know You're Right
Serve the Servants
Drain You
Aneurysm
Breed
You Know You're Right
Serve the Servants
Drain You
Aneurysm
Breed
I'm going to ditch Spotify in the next couple months, but if you care my Wrapped was basically Clipse (which Spotify just lists as Pusha for some reason) and some Griselda
December 4, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I'm going to ditch Spotify in the next couple months, but if you care my Wrapped was basically Clipse (which Spotify just lists as Pusha for some reason) and some Griselda
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my book drops 1/26 @akpress.org , help me outsell Nuzzi. www.akpress.org/against-the-...
December 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
my book drops 1/26 @akpress.org , help me outsell Nuzzi. www.akpress.org/against-the-...
Have patches made Civ 7 good yet?
December 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Have patches made Civ 7 good yet?
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kid went beast mode on him here
December 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
kid went beast mode on him here
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this should just immediately write you a ticket when you turn it on
Love to share the road with cars programmed to blast past speed limits
Tesla brings back 'Mad Max' 'Full Self-Driving' mode that ignores speed limits
Tesla has brought back its 'Mad Max' mode for 'Full Self-Driving (Supervised) that ignores speed limits amid several investigations.
electrek.co
December 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
this should just immediately write you a ticket when you turn it on
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wise of jefferies to get in front of the tv cameras for cuellar and not yesterday when the president called a member of his caucus garbage as he was going on a racist tirade about somali-americans
December 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
wise of jefferies to get in front of the tv cameras for cuellar and not yesterday when the president called a member of his caucus garbage as he was going on a racist tirade about somali-americans
I know Hemingway had his issues, but the real test is if your sentences can be like, 'The day was cold. The sky was gray" and everyone would swoon.
I am going to die
www.washingtonpost.com/books/2025/1...
www.washingtonpost.com/books/2025/1...
December 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I know Hemingway had his issues, but the real test is if your sentences can be like, 'The day was cold. The sky was gray" and everyone would swoon.
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Leading with "Actually," is a HELL of a choice
Jeff Bezos and the Washington Post are at it again.
December 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Leading with "Actually," is a HELL of a choice
Honestly a little curious how Rubio thinks he's going to thread a '28 needle
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Honestly a little curious how Rubio thinks he's going to thread a '28 needle
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RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
Nuremberg ass skeet
Tankies love to act like the American military is some evil monolith, but the truth is that the vast majority of American service-members are decent people who reflect the society they come from.
Sarah Beckstrom's ex-boyfriend told NBC News she dreamed of becoming an FBI special agent.
She didn't want to deploy to D.C.
"She hated it. She cried about it."
But she started visiting monuments and museums and started enjoying it.
May she rest in peace.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
She didn't want to deploy to D.C.
"She hated it. She cried about it."
But she started visiting monuments and museums and started enjoying it.
May she rest in peace.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
December 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Nuremberg ass skeet
there is way, way too much (read: any) BadEmp*nada on my skyline
December 3, 2025 at 1:47 PM
there is way, way too much (read: any) BadEmp*nada on my skyline
Womp, and let me be clear, womp
December 3, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Womp, and let me be clear, womp
It was weird coming to the realization that my old man kinda doesn't give a shit about music
December 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM
It was weird coming to the realization that my old man kinda doesn't give a shit about music
I don't smoke often after I've been cast in something, because I've discovered that when I'm high, I am convinced that acting was a mistake and I am terrible, just terrible
December 3, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I don't smoke often after I've been cast in something, because I've discovered that when I'm high, I am convinced that acting was a mistake and I am terrible, just terrible
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Saw this last night scrolling & was half asleep so didn’t register where.
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Saw this last night scrolling & was half asleep so didn’t register where.
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Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
SmilnHer is giddy that somehow Yakuza has me playing Stardew Valley?
December 3, 2025 at 10:40 AM
SmilnHer is giddy that somehow Yakuza has me playing Stardew Valley?