Smilner, Renowned Actor
@smilner.bsky.social
Hip hop, Dungeons & Dragons, Buffalo Bills, Mazovian socio-economist
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I'll try to surreptitiously get a pic of my co-worker talking on one when he inevitably takes the plunge.
He's all-in on Our Man here, and also has bad enough impulse control that he bought four 3-D TVs when he thought that was going to take off
He's all-in on Our Man here, and also has bad enough impulse control that he bought four 3-D TVs when he thought that was going to take off
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Hey, this Bovino thing is a pathetic attempt to make all these horrors the fault of one guy, and it would be a serious, serious crisis if people fell for it. ICE needs to be abolished, bc this - terror, murder - are what it exists for. Nothing else. This is just an attempt to mollify us. Stay angry
January 27, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Hey, this Bovino thing is a pathetic attempt to make all these horrors the fault of one guy, and it would be a serious, serious crisis if people fell for it. ICE needs to be abolished, bc this - terror, murder - are what it exists for. Nothing else. This is just an attempt to mollify us. Stay angry
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January 26, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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We are raising a nation of dumbasses. It’s on purpose
“In Ron DeSantis’s Florida…parents at one Miami school received a notice that their first graders would need a signed permission slip to “participate and listen to a book written by an African American.”
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/10/b...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/10/b...
Can American Children Point to America on a Map?
www.nytimes.com
January 26, 2026 at 1:52 PM
We are raising a nation of dumbasses. It’s on purpose
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We’re just innocent men
January 26, 2026 at 5:30 PM
We’re just innocent men
Who was writing when Wolverine went from "advanced healing factor" to "basically immortal?"
January 26, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Who was writing when Wolverine went from "advanced healing factor" to "basically immortal?"
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My variant for Storm: Earths Mightiest Mutant 2
This is very much stylistically in line with the Black Cat cover, hopefully I can turn this into a series of sorts.
This is very much stylistically in line with the Black Cat cover, hopefully I can turn this into a series of sorts.
January 26, 2026 at 5:05 PM
My variant for Storm: Earths Mightiest Mutant 2
This is very much stylistically in line with the Black Cat cover, hopefully I can turn this into a series of sorts.
This is very much stylistically in line with the Black Cat cover, hopefully I can turn this into a series of sorts.
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![VOLITION [Easy: Failure] – You wake up in your Hilton suite to a cacophony of whistles and horns. Half drunk and half hungover, you hastily throw on your tactical gear. It feels heavier than you remember. You stumble outside. The cold hits you like a brick. What are you doing here in this dismal city? Home is warm. Home is safe. Home is a thousand miles away. Tucking your shotgun between your legs, you fumble with a tear gas canister like a child learning how to tie their shoes. The gun goes off and you shoot yourself in the balls.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqh433fdh2bqhvt455e3tg67/bafkreiahrbfuw4v4so56ikp2pxf5n253bs5pd5gq37l7nqsitkwynw56hy@jpeg)
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Heyo, Chicago pals: Quick note that the executive vice president of the Bob Loquercio Auto Group is vociferously defending the murder of Alex Pretti.
The auto group has 16 locations in and around Chicago, listed below. Please take your business elsewhere.
www.blautogroup.com/locations/in...
The auto group has 16 locations in and around Chicago, listed below. Please take your business elsewhere.
www.blautogroup.com/locations/in...
January 25, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Heyo, Chicago pals: Quick note that the executive vice president of the Bob Loquercio Auto Group is vociferously defending the murder of Alex Pretti.
The auto group has 16 locations in and around Chicago, listed below. Please take your business elsewhere.
www.blautogroup.com/locations/in...
The auto group has 16 locations in and around Chicago, listed below. Please take your business elsewhere.
www.blautogroup.com/locations/in...
He frames it as a parenthetical, but it's the actual truth of the matter for his ilk. Losers like this would rather carry water for monsters, so long as the monsters are kind to them while they burn down whatever is on that day's bill of fare
yes, a fair point, but I think mostly it smacks of intellectual one-upman-ship (and is off-putting)
January 26, 2026 at 1:02 PM
He frames it as a parenthetical, but it's the actual truth of the matter for his ilk. Losers like this would rather carry water for monsters, so long as the monsters are kind to them while they burn down whatever is on that day's bill of fare
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This is the city that killed the friendly robot that was just trying to go across the country to inspire people.
imgaine getting sent packing with your ass in your own two hands by some of the nicest people in the world and then showing up in a city that is famous for booing santa claus
January 26, 2026 at 7:03 AM
This is the city that killed the friendly robot that was just trying to go across the country to inspire people.
PLEX subtitles of Rush Hour go hard R on n words
January 25, 2026 at 7:57 PM
PLEX subtitles of Rush Hour go hard R on n words
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I wonder if I’ll ever stop being angry all of the time.
January 24, 2026 at 10:48 PM
I wonder if I’ll ever stop being angry all of the time.
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I remain absolutely furious that all this shit in Minneapolis started because a barely-literate homeschooled mormon made a video trying to run up in daycare centers trying to find people of Somalian descent doing fraud despite the ringleader (a white woman) being in jail since March. Demonic.
January 24, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I remain absolutely furious that all this shit in Minneapolis started because a barely-literate homeschooled mormon made a video trying to run up in daycare centers trying to find people of Somalian descent doing fraud despite the ringleader (a white woman) being in jail since March. Demonic.
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Josh Allen holding an oversized notebook in the meetings that just says “LEADERSHIP NOTES” on the outside and he’s just doing Jackie Treehorn dick drawings and also writing the phrase “My wife is so hot, that’s awesome” over and over
Russini: Josh Allen "sitting in" for Bills HC interviews.
Mike McDaniel, Anthony Lynn, Anthony Weaver, Grant Udinski will be interviewed throughout weekend.
Mike McDaniel, Anthony Lynn, Anthony Weaver, Grant Udinski will be interviewed throughout weekend.
January 23, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Josh Allen holding an oversized notebook in the meetings that just says “LEADERSHIP NOTES” on the outside and he’s just doing Jackie Treehorn dick drawings and also writing the phrase “My wife is so hot, that’s awesome” over and over
The possibility that Green Day might have a little fun at the Super Bowl has transformed SmilnHer from a diehard hater into a *potential* fanatic
January 23, 2026 at 2:05 PM
The possibility that Green Day might have a little fun at the Super Bowl has transformed SmilnHer from a diehard hater into a *potential* fanatic
Have a good relationship with yr optometrist.
Mine slipped like 3mo extra contacts into my pocket just because he likes me.
Insurance only covers 6mo of contact lenses per year, so this was an incredibly valuable hookup
Mine slipped like 3mo extra contacts into my pocket just because he likes me.
Insurance only covers 6mo of contact lenses per year, so this was an incredibly valuable hookup
January 23, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Have a good relationship with yr optometrist.
Mine slipped like 3mo extra contacts into my pocket just because he likes me.
Insurance only covers 6mo of contact lenses per year, so this was an incredibly valuable hookup
Mine slipped like 3mo extra contacts into my pocket just because he likes me.
Insurance only covers 6mo of contact lenses per year, so this was an incredibly valuable hookup
One of the things I understand least is people who search terms on here just to fight about them. We've encountered the Elvis Defender a few times, but now I'm seeing a Gaiman Defender running around and it is some tawdry shit
January 23, 2026 at 10:27 AM
One of the things I understand least is people who search terms on here just to fight about them. We've encountered the Elvis Defender a few times, but now I'm seeing a Gaiman Defender running around and it is some tawdry shit
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I think about this almost every day
January 22, 2026 at 11:57 AM
I think about this almost every day
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Obama awarding his former guy, Tom Homan, and presently the border "czar" under Donald Trump, an award for being so efficient at deporting millions of immigrants in 2015.
January 22, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Obama awarding his former guy, Tom Homan, and presently the border "czar" under Donald Trump, an award for being so efficient at deporting millions of immigrants in 2015.
Errors with the 0.9 Eternum Android version means I'm actually going to get work done today
January 22, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Errors with the 0.9 Eternum Android version means I'm actually going to get work done today
Horse is right and they should say it
Juggalo History Day is every day. Maybe be someone who is homosexual, a neurodivergent person or part of the MiB or even someone who has racial trauma. You should reevaluate your Juggalo privilege Bobby. You never had to fight for your right to coexist in society.
January 22, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Horse is right and they should say it
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In this new era of indie rock, yeule has become a leading voice. Their gauzy and sludgy songs are transformed at the Tiny Desk. n.pr/49xsBXw
yeule: Tiny Desk Concert
In this new era of indie rock, yeule has become a leading voice. Their gauzy and sludgy songs are transformed at the Tiny Desk.
n.pr
January 22, 2026 at 10:55 AM
In this new era of indie rock, yeule has become a leading voice. Their gauzy and sludgy songs are transformed at the Tiny Desk. n.pr/49xsBXw
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hey guys, just to confirm this is my fundraiser. i didn't want to ask for help, but i do need it.
my cancer is back. i am going through a lobectomy next week, the same surgery Walter White undergoes. i can't express how grateful i am. thank you so much everyone.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-ge...
my cancer is back. i am going through a lobectomy next week, the same surgery Walter White undergoes. i can't express how grateful i am. thank you so much everyone.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-ge...
Donate to Support Gene Park's Cancer Surgery and Treatment, organized by Gene Park
Hi, my name is Gene Park. I’m a games critic at The Washington Post, and I’… Gene Park needs your support for Support Gene Park's Cancer Surgery and Treatment
www.gofundme.com
January 22, 2026 at 1:44 AM
hey guys, just to confirm this is my fundraiser. i didn't want to ask for help, but i do need it.
my cancer is back. i am going through a lobectomy next week, the same surgery Walter White undergoes. i can't express how grateful i am. thank you so much everyone.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-ge...
my cancer is back. i am going through a lobectomy next week, the same surgery Walter White undergoes. i can't express how grateful i am. thank you so much everyone.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-ge...