SmokeyStafford
@smokeystafford.bsky.social
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Australian ferret. No opposable thumbs. Atheist. Secular humanist. I was kicked off Twitter years ago. I hate fascists & science-deniers. I love post-apocalyptic & horror films, science, bees, cats & marsupials. 🌊 #Resist #BlueCrew
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smokeystafford.bsky.social
I don't believe in gods, prayer or karma, but I DO believe in myocardial infarctions, type 2 diabetes, involuntary explosive diarrhea, tertiary syphilis, hypertension, rectal prolapses, penile gangrene, massive aneurysms and justice.

#Resist #BlueCrew
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racebannon.bsky.social
This is my favorite thing on the internet today.
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mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
"A future president, even dumber than you, will allow Qatar, the country that harbored Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the architect of the plane attacks in NY, PA, and DC today, and whose royal family will help him escape capture by the US, to build a military base on US soil to train Qataris to fly jets."
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belladonna406.bsky.social
The most inadequate, inept bunch of idiots ever to serve on an American presidential cabinet.
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atrupar.com
Witkoff, flanked by Jared and Ivanka in Tel Aviv, says "may god bless Donald J Trump, the greatest president the world has ever seen"
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🤣🤣🤣 "Ohhh..."
atrupar.com
Witkoff tries to praise Netanyahu in Tel Aviv, but has a hard time finishing his thought because of booing
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nothoodlum.bsky.social
Hello Idaho, we’re here to keep your potatoes safe from Antifa.
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nothoodlum.bsky.social
NEW: Fat Satan appoints Lauren Boebert ambassador to Idaho.
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johnrwilder.bsky.social
"Eliminate them from existence"
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mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
Inventive People of Portland Dressing as Animals:

Please don't dress as dogs. Your life will not be safe with psychopath Kristi Noem on the rooftops.
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davelevitan.bsky.social
“We can give $20 billion to Argentina but we can’t afford the CDC’s measles experts” is a hell of an argument
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