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LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy @socratescousin.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve had this in my pocket for months like “if I have a week where I don’t have anything out, I’ll put it out” and then one of those weeks happened, so here it is. It’s more casual in tone (😟😟), but it’s short! And fun.
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LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy @socratescousin.bsky.social · 6h

“it’s become quite difficult to hide one’s money” lmaooo
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 8h

Multi billionaire conducts months of historical and theological research into the Antichrist. Discovers, shockingly, that one thing the Antichrist would definitely do is tax billionaires. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

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He believes the Armageddon will be ushered in by an antichrist-type figure who cultivates a fear of existential threats such as climate change, Al and nuclear war to amass inordinate power. The idea is this figure will convince people to do everything they can to avoid something like a third world war, including accepting a one-world order charged with protecting everyone from the apocalypse that implements a complete restriction of technological progress. In his mind, this is already happening. Thiel said that international financial bodies, which make it more difficult for people to shelter their wealth in tax havens, are one sign the antichrist may be amassing power and hastening Armageddon, saying: "It's become quite difficult to hide one's money."

LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy @socratescousin.bsky.social · 6h

BYU such a fake undefeated team, just like their run last year(?) imo

LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy @socratescousin.bsky.social · 6h

that ball from Fifita looked incredible for a sec I thought they did it

LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy @socratescousin.bsky.social · 6h

A QB wearing the number 47 with 22 carries…..

LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy @socratescousin.bsky.social · 6h

Yeah it certainly says something about our division

Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her @southernsylvs.bsky.social · 6h

The rest of the league being unserious helps. Like, Orlando is gonna scam a home playoff game. It's weird out here.

LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy @socratescousin.bsky.social · 6h

With all of the things that have been noted, correctly, about San Diego, they are a win against the worst team in the division away from going back into the top 3 like nothing happened LMAO

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LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy @socratescousin.bsky.social · 6h

jfjdkdkeksjsksksj 10/10

LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy @socratescousin.bsky.social · 7h

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 7h

Kenza Dali with a rainbow from distance to give San Diego the lead

LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy @socratescousin.bsky.social · 7h

LMAOOOOOOOO KENZA PLS

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LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy @socratescousin.bsky.social · 7h

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David Sligar @davidsligar.bsky.social · 7h

Attlee taught Labour to walk, now he watches on as they fly

LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy @socratescousin.bsky.social · 7h

When Cascarino and Dudinha get to running at people it’s mad spooky

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LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy @socratescousin.bsky.social · 7h

sports can be divisive to a harmful degree, I’m not saying it can’t but are you THAT scared of ANY form of friction?????

LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy @socratescousin.bsky.social · 7h

this interaction is frying me man….

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Tron Lebowski
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Do you hear yourself right now? So you just want a stadium full of people rooting for the same thing? Thats stupid as shit

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 8h

Gunner Stockton superman dive over the pylon from the outside of the end zone with Auburn players on the side late to stop him

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LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy @socratescousin.bsky.social · 8h

It is also just watching crosses roll through the 6 yard box, to be finished by nobody

LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy @socratescousin.bsky.social · 6d

The San Diego Wave experience is receiving a cutback on the penalty spot and missing the whole goal

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Lynn Becker @cmgiulini.bsky.social · 9h

After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation

Depraved.

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He was wrongfully imprisoned for 43 years. Moments after being released, ICE took him

Subramanyam “Subu” Vedam now faces deportation.

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LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy @socratescousin.bsky.social · 8h

Monaghan and Thomsen’s interactions to create space for each other on switches/diagonals to the right have been a pretty steady pattern in the second half of Utah’s season

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 8h

DOINK OFF A HELMET PICK 6 FOR WYOMING

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LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy @socratescousin.bsky.social · 8h

what a goal line INT

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chickenhoops.bsky.social @chickenhoops.bsky.social · 9h

Refs should be made to actually explain that shit

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victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 9h

jackson arnold

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victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 9h

i know football in america is basically untouchable but it really feels like this is going to bite CFB in the ass eventually. even the NFL isn’t half this greedy

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Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 10h

Blinken should not be allowed in respectable company and should have been prosecuted as a war criminal.

Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 12h

Incredible that this man thinks he can gaslight us into thinking he couldn’t have stopped the genocide, that he wasn’t a collaborator par excellence.

Blinken:

(2/12) First, what changed to make this breakthrough possible? Hamas is finally and fully isolated. Arab states and Turkey have said “enough.” The misery Hamas provoked and would allow to persist has delegitimized it among most Gazans. And Hamas realized that the cavalry (Iran, Hezbollah, the Houthis) are not coming to the rescue.

(3/12) Israel has long since achieved its war aims -- destroying Hamas as an organized military force so October 7 can never be repeated and eliminating those responsible for its horrors – but at terrible cost to Palestinian civilians caught in a crossfire they did not start and were powerless to stop. Only the hostages remained. Israelis want them home and the war to end, putting pressure on the Israeli government to take the deal, not move the goalposts.

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LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy @socratescousin.bsky.social · 10h

for the sake of refereeing integrity snd respect for the public, who can all see, I’ll say that is nasty as hell

LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy @socratescousin.bsky.social · 10h

Auburn acc got robbed, but it’s Auburn so idk if I actually feel bad for them lmao

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