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LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy
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I started working on an Esther piece during the EUROs. At that point, she was one of the most in-form forwards on Earth. Time has passed since then, but she still has a few more important games ahead. So I discussed her, those games, and Mako sharks:

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Esther González: Mako
Esther González: Mako Shortfin Mako Sharks are speedy, powerful opportunists in the open ocean. With the ability to maintain a body temperature warmer than the surrounding water, clever hunting …
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Ohio State London Campus? Lol
Madueke starting his post-match interview by thanking the Lord and his Saviour Jesus Christ. Hard to think of an English club, now or before, in which so many players have been driven by their (Christian) faith as this Arsenal team: Noni, Eze, Saka, Gabriel, Martinelli, Ødegaard and others.
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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Instead of watching Stranger Things, maybe we should start building stronger things, like the rule of law and a commitment to democratic norms
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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After making some really good progress the last few days (and well over 250 hours in the last 5 months), I can happily say that I am 50% through getting all contracts/transactions since 2013 into spotrac

Bonus: there are only 96 players who were rostered w/o a release I was able to track down
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Reed Sheppard is way colder than I remember him being in college
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM
This is the other layer when it comes to the back+forth btwn the fans, bc yes, it was copium! Even in recent times, the Field Tilt FC era was so funny. Some of em might be on here so I won’t do extra, but when those Arsenal analytics types were like “but the field tilt” after every L, it was great!
imo the pushback and laughter is about the cross we’re told they bear as the club that insists on playing football the right way, so it’s funny that it only took some consistent winning (not even a trophy!) for all that to be revealed as nothing but copium
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Exactly. I think people are unhappy that we have an Arsenal FC that doesn’t settle for moral victories; that doesn’t just play pretty football to lose to shrewder, tougher, less naive teams via spectacular collapse. Now they’re the tough team to beat, and hatewatchers like me are starving smh
Honestly, at this point I just assume 99% of shit-talk about Arsenal when they’re playing well boils down to “I’m mad the guys I call bottlers aren’t bottling” (See also: the F1 subreddit after every single Lando Norris win)
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I feel like ppl are starting to be a little extra this “awful to watch” stuff.
This beauty was dropped in the Gegenpressing subscriber chat today. Discuss!
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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You can watch this live on YouTube. Vamos Alajuelense!

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November 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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And it's not necessarily wrong. What a time to be alive, lmao
November 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Joyce Edwards is so good.
November 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
“Europe’s two best left backs” and the next sentence starts with “Marc Cucurella”😭
November 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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If this is true she should never work as a journalist again.
Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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The Tsars redistributing wealth, you say?
In essence, the NWSL is claiming that since Chicago *and only Chicago* can't meet this threshold that all clubs must operate with this restriction. It's frustrating.
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
nothing?
November 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I’ve rlly enjoyed watching this Olympiacos team in European comp, Mendili-ball is fun… also El-Kaabi G+A, real hoops
November 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Witnessing an Arsenal treble might be a bridge too far for me but football doesn’t care how you feel
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Certain man’s teams in dogfights with PSV, Olympiacos and Totnum, could not be mine
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
he gotta show the birth certificate? lol
Also that guy isn’t 17 lmao, I know a 23 year old when I see one
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
wait the CL kinda live rn
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Former Arsenal defender Pascal Cygan says he intends to send a signed jersey to Zohran Mamdani after being name-checked by the newly elected New York City mayor during an interview on the Adam Friedland show this week.

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