LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy
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I just about squeezed out 9500 words on the top half of La Liga! I talked everything from the big 2, to how being dating app selective about the height of their strike pairing is helping Elche’s possession football, to the owner of Rayo’s beef with his own team.
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So it Begins…
The 2025/26 Liga season is underway
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horsedisc.bsky.social
If you say “snowflake” your sexism is showing THE END
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cjzero.bsky.social
We've gone full frat bro with Fitzpatrick & Skattebo
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shamsbot.bsky.social
Loyola University Chicago's Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt has passed away at 106 years old. She was a Catholic nun, campus minister and official chaplain of the Ramblers men's basketball team. RIP.
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rjcc.bsky.social
"imagine losing a ring and losing a ring"

The w brings up situations you just never think about in the mnba
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paultweets.bsky.social
Jalen sheesh. I guess if you don't use it you do lose it
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acosta32jp.bsky.social
An Eagles loss and the city of Philadelphia is turning into Gotham
socratescousin.bsky.social
That is certainly a way to lose a baseball game
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acosta32jp.bsky.social
That drive was a Master Ass
notredale.bsky.social
What’s the opposite of a “Master Class” for time management?

Even with the Giants bailing out the Eagles with that timeout…
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socratescousin.bsky.social
Cam darted like he was shot out of a cannon lmao
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dirtbagqueer.rocks
people talk about putting a chip in the ball to automate spotting - that’s a fake problem. we need to find a way to automatically flag false starts
turtlehotline.bsky.social
The main skill seems to be getting the officials to ignore false starts and being lined up offsides.
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cjzero.bsky.social
Jaxson Dart runs for a TD on 3rd and 18
socratescousin.bsky.social
omg I’m seeing that my goat WR lil’jordan humphrey did something lmao
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donmoyn.bsky.social
This is the genius of the Portland protests - they make the claims of lawlessness look not just wrong, but comical
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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chrisvannini.com
A centuries-old rivalry tonight, Pirates vs. stormy seas
socratescousin.bsky.social
how greedy😭😭
lillianbf.bsky.social
Do you guys think Avery Patterson likes cherry blossoms……..bc I have a vision
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coachfinstock.bsky.social
This thing about to be booked solid for the next 10 years by every NFL QB over the age of 30
Ammortal chamber
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guthrieedson.bsky.social
‘Horns down big time in Columbia, they just have no answer for the Gamecocks
socratescousin.bsky.social
My homeboy and I are big Anna Young fans so we’ll take a set piece golazo🙏🏿