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LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy
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I started working on an Esther piece during the EUROs. At that point, she was one of the most in-form forwards on Earth. Time has passed since then, but she still has a few more important games ahead. So I discussed her, those games, and Mako sharks:

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Esther González: Mako
Esther González: Mako Shortfin Mako Sharks are speedy, powerful opportunists in the open ocean. With the ability to maintain a body temperature warmer than the surrounding water, clever hunting …
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Proposed US Host Cities + Full list including alternatives
November 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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OK, who narced?
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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I like the idea there is "outside noise" around Ole Miss. The noise is coming from inside the house!
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Indeed if Liverpool didn’t win those games they would not have won them
Remember those late winners at the start of the season? Without them (and the fourth vs. Bournemouth), Liverpool would be 19th in the Premier League 🤯
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Gerrymandering
November 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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so it begins
November 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Experience: I was stabbed in the back with a real knife while performing Julius Caesar
Experience: I was stabbed in the back with a real knife while performing Julius Caesar
Our student theatre group had the bright idea of using actual knives on stage for authenticity. The blade missed my aorta by about a centimetre
www.theguardian.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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Funniest possible outcome for the absolute top to bottom garbage that is the AFC North this year
Shedeur leading the Browns to the playoffs please god I don't ask for much
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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I'm crying
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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They did it again! NYC subway Thanksgiving 2025, via @scootercaster.com!
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
LMAOOO man
November 28, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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SAMAJE NO
November 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
a FUMBLE?
was that Burrow counting down the play clock? Ravens going out sad sad
November 28, 2025 at 4:27 AM
was that Burrow counting down the play clock? Ravens going out sad sad
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Demetrius Knight Jr. INT, i’ll take an SC alum making a play
November 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Navy really is back on track after a few down years. Head coach Brian Newberry is 19-5 over the last two seasons with wins over:

Oklahoma
Memphis (x2)
USF (x2)
Army (ranked)
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Nine. Win. Navy.
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Zay put dude on his ass wowwwww
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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lamar has been playing hurt i dont care what happens really. i've been in "try again next year" mode with him since i saw him not being able to run away from the zombie jets last week
Any quick thoughts on the ravens turning it over 3 times in the first half?
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I just saw the final the score of a certain sports game, and I’m going to pretend I never knew this game was on lol
November 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
always has been etc etc
I was promised an AFC North bloodbath and instead I got glorified Big Ten football
November 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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OH NO! DISASTER!
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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huh?
November 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Lamar still working thru getting his groove back but whew when it clicks
November 28, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Straight-up sociopath.

Asked about a Guard member who’s dead because of his bullshit and it takes him 30 seconds to make it all about how great he is.
Q: Do you plan to attend Sarah's funeral?

TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM