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U.S. Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem on Monday criticized the media and politicians, including Gov. JB Pritzker, for “trying to demonize” federal immigration agents and she urged citizens to thank law enforcement officers and “cook a meal for their families.”
DHS Secretary Kristi Noem accuses Gov. JB Pritzker and media of ‘trying to demonize’ immigration officers
Speaking in Florida, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem criticized Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker and the media, and she urged citizens to thank law enforcement officers and “cook the…
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That sudden flourish of paper and chairs falling over you just heard were all the Third Amendment scholars across the land seeing their version of the bat signal
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when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
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This is WAY more insulting than Hillary Clinton’s “deplorables” comment, which was crucially both true and overly-generous to MAGAs (it’s more than half).
Trump makes the outrageous claim that “most” immigrants, which include over 25 million U.S. citizens, “are on welfare, from failed nations, or from prisons, mental institutions, gangs, or drug cartels.”
As insulting as the “deplorables” comment, and on Thanksgiving day no less.
As insulting as the “deplorables” comment, and on Thanksgiving day no less.
Trump calls Tim Walz “seriously retarded”
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
This is WAY more insulting than Hillary Clinton’s “deplorables” comment, which was crucially both true and overly-generous to MAGAs (it’s more than half).
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He’s getting nastier because he’s getting pushback. It drives him nuts, so the mental toddler lashes out, at women, never at men.
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
He’s getting nastier because he’s getting pushback. It drives him nuts, so the mental toddler lashes out, at women, never at men.
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Four of Trump's five children have an immigrant mother, and the one who doesn't is married to the son of two immigrants.
Trump makes the outrageous claim that “most” immigrants, which include over 25 million U.S. citizens, “are on welfare, from failed nations, or from prisons, mental institutions, gangs, or drug cartels.”
As insulting as the “deplorables” comment, and on Thanksgiving day no less.
As insulting as the “deplorables” comment, and on Thanksgiving day no less.
Trump calls Tim Walz “seriously retarded”
November 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Four of Trump's five children have an immigrant mother, and the one who doesn't is married to the son of two immigrants.
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Joe Burrow asking Melissa Stark what the crab is 😂
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Joe Burrow asking Melissa Stark what the crab is 😂
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Really sending out those holiday vibes here.
November 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Really sending out those holiday vibes here.
Funniest possible outcome for the absolute top to bottom garbage that is the AFC North this year
Shedeur leading the Browns to the playoffs please god I don't ask for much
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Funniest possible outcome for the absolute top to bottom garbage that is the AFC North this year
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That graphic showing the 3-8 Browns still In The Hunt was sending me
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
That graphic showing the 3-8 Browns still In The Hunt was sending me
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This was 100% written by Miller
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
November 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
This was 100% written by Miller
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Worth investigating!
What if the rest of the AFC North is colluding to keep Zac Taylor in his job?
November 28, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Worth investigating!
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We should ban the AFC North from the playoffs
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
We should ban the AFC North from the playoffs
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There is no bottom for Trump. Or, it seems, for those who still support him.
November 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
There is no bottom for Trump. Or, it seems, for those who still support him.
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It’s really quite stark how liberal-coded reporters only really editorialize to bash Democrats.
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
It’s really quite stark how liberal-coded reporters only really editorialize to bash Democrats.
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Normal politicians on Thanksgiving: Wishing you and your family a happy and healthy Thanksgiving.
Trump: I’M STARTING A LAND WAR IN VENEZUELA.
Trump: I’M STARTING A LAND WAR IN VENEZUELA.
TRUMP ON VENEZUELA: WE'LL BE STARTING TO STOP THEM ON LAND SOON
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Normal politicians on Thanksgiving: Wishing you and your family a happy and healthy Thanksgiving.
Trump: I’M STARTING A LAND WAR IN VENEZUELA.
Trump: I’M STARTING A LAND WAR IN VENEZUELA.
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I only watch CBS for sports and I'm always amazed at these copaganda franchises that have somehow spawned six different shows with twelve seasons each. And all of them called "NCIS: Duluth" or "Ambulance Firemen Marshals" or some shit.
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I only watch CBS for sports and I'm always amazed at these copaganda franchises that have somehow spawned six different shows with twelve seasons each. And all of them called "NCIS: Duluth" or "Ambulance Firemen Marshals" or some shit.
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Homeland Security doesn’t grasp the fact that the first Thanksgiving was about making “room at the table” for European “invaders.”
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Homeland Security doesn’t grasp the fact that the first Thanksgiving was about making “room at the table” for European “invaders.”
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
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They like Trump and want to help him
“Biden Asylum Cases” is NYT’s framing for a story pegged to a man who got asylum 3 months into the Trump administration
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/u...
November 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
They like Trump and want to help him
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Quick, they can’t have gotten far
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Quick, they can’t have gotten far
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"It's Kennedy again"
-Kevin Burkhardt
-CIA in 1963
-Kevin Burkhardt
-CIA in 1963
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
"It's Kennedy again"
-Kevin Burkhardt
-CIA in 1963
-Kevin Burkhardt
-CIA in 1963
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The idea that Biden's health wasn't being covered prior to the debate is one of the most shameless pieces of revisionist history I can remember. It had been one of the dominant topics of conversation for months. I was there, I remember it.
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The idea that Biden's health wasn't being covered prior to the debate is one of the most shameless pieces of revisionist history I can remember. It had been one of the dominant topics of conversation for months. I was there, I remember it.
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Campbell being slightly late on the challenge flag and LaFleur being slightly late on the timeout but successfully lying about it on the same drive is a killer combo
Packers got the snap before Dan Campbell threw the challenge flag on that third down play.
November 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Campbell being slightly late on the challenge flag and LaFleur being slightly late on the timeout but successfully lying about it on the same drive is a killer combo
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No one shld lose sight of the fact that the Guard was only in DC as part of an extended political messaging stunt. The shooter is guilty for the attacks/carnage. Donald Trump is responsible for them. This is the collateral damage of Trump abusing his powers as President.
Pirro: "These Guardsmen and all who are here to protect the District are the line that separates a civilized society from a barbaric one."
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
No one shld lose sight of the fact that the Guard was only in DC as part of an extended political messaging stunt. The shooter is guilty for the attacks/carnage. Donald Trump is responsible for them. This is the collateral damage of Trump abusing his powers as President.
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Ahead of launching a war on Venezuela, the US would like to announce that no one in Venezuela should help US forces, it'd be stupid to do so, the US will denigrate you and screw you over no matter how much you help, and blame you if even one Venezuelan who also helped the US ever does something bad.
CIA statement about the Afghan man identified as the gunman who shot two National Guardsmen in Washington
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Ahead of launching a war on Venezuela, the US would like to announce that no one in Venezuela should help US forces, it'd be stupid to do so, the US will denigrate you and screw you over no matter how much you help, and blame you if even one Venezuelan who also helped the US ever does something bad.