Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her
@southernsylvs.bsky.social
1/2 of SheaButterFC. Every Blade Of Grass @fearlesssc.com Writer. CP23 and Naomi Girma truther. Willingly hurt by football. Resist and build a better world. CFC, RM, BVB, Reign, Cougs, Steelers, Lady Vols, Pens, Blue Hens.
This is what I mean when I say, "y'all got it."
We gotta normalize responding to bullshit with "dude who fucking cares"
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This is what I mean when I say, "y'all got it."
Dammit, I chuckled
food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Dammit, I chuckled
Feels like a fresh start/Soph, please move. I get this move, but you gotta nail the hire.
BREAKING #NWSL NEWS: The Portland Thorns have fired head coach Rob Gale.
The Thorns finished third this season and made the semifinals. Results were up and down, although they also dealt with lots of key absences.
The Thorns finished third this season and made the semifinals. Results were up and down, although they also dealt with lots of key absences.
Sources: Portland Thorns fire coach Rob Gale
The Portland Thorns have fired head coach Rob Gale, multiple sources told ESPN.
www.espn.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Feels like a fresh start/Soph, please move. I get this move, but you gotta nail the hire.
Brother, the man with the hair has been brilliant tonight. He's a little shit, but he's out little shit.
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Brother, the man with the hair has been brilliant tonight. He's a little shit, but he's out little shit.
Right. We're doing this without 🥶
When that lanky white boy gets back, it’s over
November 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Right. We're doing this without 🥶
Dortmund and Chelsea up 3-0. No one talk to me, I haven't felt this kind of joy in ages.
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Dortmund and Chelsea up 3-0. No one talk to me, I haven't felt this kind of joy in ages.
Hanging three on Barca. I am AWAKE!
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Hanging three on Barca. I am AWAKE!
Yeah, I don't get this at all. More than one Bundesliga team has won in Europe, and tons of talent starts there. I enjoy watching Bundesliga chaos.
What is it about the Bundesliga that seems to annoy people who don’t watch it?
Even Thierry Henry (who we all admire) saw fit to have a go at it the other day, placing a question mark over players who come from the league. 🤷🏼♂️
Eh?
Is or jealous/envy about crowds, fan culture? Odd.
So strange.
Even Thierry Henry (who we all admire) saw fit to have a go at it the other day, placing a question mark over players who come from the league. 🤷🏼♂️
Eh?
Is or jealous/envy about crowds, fan culture? Odd.
So strange.
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Yeah, I don't get this at all. More than one Bundesliga team has won in Europe, and tons of talent starts there. I enjoy watching Bundesliga chaos.
WE HAVE AN ELITE BRAZILIAN, MY SKIN IS CLEAR
November 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
WE HAVE AN ELITE BRAZILIAN, MY SKIN IS CLEAR
Hey, our 18 yo is pretty good
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Hey, our 18 yo is pretty good
Sick of us being offside today. Thrice
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Sick of us being offside today. Thrice
I refuse to get involved in all these food takes, lol. It's a setup.
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I refuse to get involved in all these food takes, lol. It's a setup.
Being on this side of a silly red card feels weird, lol.
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Being on this side of a silly red card feels weird, lol.
Araújo has been shocking in November
November 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Araújo has been shocking in November
LET'S GOOOO
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
LET'S GOOOO
It's gonna be called off
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
It's gonna be called off
Neto, don't piss me off
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Neto, don't piss me off
Lots of hugs for Syd. I hope she's getting all the help she needs.
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Lots of hugs for Syd. I hope she's getting all the help she needs.
Alright, Maresca, this better work
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Alright, Maresca, this better work
USdeafWNT wins gold!
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 AM
USdeafWNT wins gold!
The coach of the team that has a penthouse in the land of unserious? Bay, you don't have to believe in Norway, I promise. Get off that narcotic.
Bay FC is getting close to hiring their next head coach | @sfchronicle.com
www.sfchronicle.com/sports/artic...
www.sfchronicle.com/sports/artic...
Bay FC coaching search narrows field as team reboots its leadership
Bay FC’s hunt to replace head coach Albertin Montoya has developed to a few identified candidates as the NWSL franchise shakes up its front office after its second season.
www.sfchronicle.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The coach of the team that has a penthouse in the land of unserious? Bay, you don't have to believe in Norway, I promise. Get off that narcotic.
TCU at the death. They're kinda fun. Chaotic, but fun.
November 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
TCU at the death. They're kinda fun. Chaotic, but fun.
Lmao, what is happening today?
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Lmao, what is happening today?
111 is a long life. And, that trauma never left her. Racism causes harm and pain for life.
Breaking: Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old
Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died
Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old.
www.whatimreading.net
November 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
111 is a long life. And, that trauma never left her. Racism causes harm and pain for life.
Lmao, does she think she's in a steel cage match?
In case you missed it!
Ruesha Littlejohn received a red card after things got a bit heated. Judo tossing Hannah Cain to the ground. Already winning by 3 adding a bit of injury to the insult innit?
Ruesha Littlejohn received a red card after things got a bit heated. Judo tossing Hannah Cain to the ground. Already winning by 3 adding a bit of injury to the insult innit?
November 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Lmao, does she think she's in a steel cage match?