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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · Sep 5

My favorite NFL team of all time is whichever team is playing the “LA” Chargers

Every year the Chargers don’t win a Super Bowl, that’s my Super Bowl. I am undefeated. If they lose in the playoffs, I cum in my pants.

FOOTBALL SATAN - LEND ME YOUR POWER!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

🔥🤘😈🤘🔥

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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 10h

if you don't know that this is called the "ive had it podcast" (I did not) this is a confusing, defiant post

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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 14h

Normal to reflect during these times. Can happen to any of us - but if your takeaway is to cherish your life a little more, enjoy your time a little more, etc, that’s a great way of honoring his memory

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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 15h

All San diegans get to go home when it rains, that’s the rule !

𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 18h

What a life

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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 18h

It’s legit uncanny

𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 1d

my timeline is forcing me to confront the fact that cam newton and Diane Keaton had the same stylist

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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 18h

Blech !!!

𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 1d

The rest of it was so perfect it almost seems like a trick shot in HORSE. “Off the face mask, take possession, land on one knee, nothing but net”

𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 1d

That has to be the most athletic, aesthetically pleasing “facemask ball” of all time

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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 1d

Falcons fans cannot feel good at any point in any game no matter how big their lead is right? Only a Super Bowl win can restore the ability to feel optimistic in-game.

𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 1d

Hint of bush so in rn

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 1d

PHILOMENA CUNK: It was actually illegal in England for The Obese to be employed in the film business until 1983. Why do you think that was?
JIMINY GLICK: [ignoring question, high pitched voice] Have you ever noticed how lesbians and British women dress the same? [sudden low pitch] Why is that?

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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 1d

my timeline is forcing me to confront the fact that cam newton and Diane Keaton had the same stylist

𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 2d

Yes - so to see him in his Fitzpatrick style journeyman era is surreal

𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 2d

Joe Flacco was a superbowl mvp and is now a jobber, a guy who comes in to get his ass kicked but make it look close. Can you imagine if a wrestler had a career like that ? It would be unbelievable. Joe flacco’s actual career arc is more cartoonish than any wrestler’s

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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 2d

This is me, I’m doing this !!! Wahhh wahhhhhh !!!

𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 2d

dolphins better win today or this will be me, an ADULT MAN

a little girl in a red jacket is laying on a brick sidewalk covered in leaves

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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 2d

MHJ trying to physically evade medical staff to get back on the field but he is unable to separate from them

𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 2d

travis' filthy balls is the new Taylor swift song isn't it?

Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 2d

Travis Hunter’s so filthy with the ball in his hands

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 2d

the chargers don't want to be around anymore

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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 2d

devon achane uncontested strike up the band

make the fireflies dance silver moon is sparkling

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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 2d

haiiiiiillll sataaaaannnN!!!!!!

king of the hill is wearing sunglasses with flames reflected in them .

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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 2d

dolphins better win today or this will be me, an ADULT MAN

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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · Sep 7

welcome new followers!

yall ready for some football posting today!?

I am gonna be posting REACTIONS with NO CONTEXT

"That was bullshit!"

Which game? Which play? I'LL NEVER TELL.

I got TWO VOLUMES - ~whisper quiet~ and PSYCHOTIC YELLING

and I do NOT understand football!

LFG #NFL 🔥🤘😈🤘🔥

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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 3d

Man for a second I thought it was the score and it might as well be

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charles (young QB agnostic) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 3d

indiana is a bruiser ass football team. this shit looks like it hurts

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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 3d

hoo hoo hoo!

Andrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · 3d

**looks at Indiana’s schedule**

Uhhh guys…

We may need prepare ourselves for undefeated Indiana.