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My favorite NFL team of all time is whichever team is playing the “LA” Chargers
Every year the Chargers don’t win a Super Bowl, that’s my Super Bowl. I am undefeated. If they lose in the playoffs, I cum in my pants.
FOOTBALL SATAN - LEND ME YOUR POWER!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
🔥🤘😈🤘🔥
Every year the Chargers don’t win a Super Bowl, that’s my Super Bowl. I am undefeated. If they lose in the playoffs, I cum in my pants.
FOOTBALL SATAN - LEND ME YOUR POWER!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
🔥🤘😈🤘🔥
Jason Garrett turkey leg story so nice he told it twice. Back to back, no gap whatsoever
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Jason Garrett turkey leg story so nice he told it twice. Back to back, no gap whatsoever
Chiefs not capitalizing on ANY opportunities
November 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Chiefs not capitalizing on ANY opportunities
Cue “o fortuna”
✅✅✅ INJURY UPDATE ✅✅✅
Jaxson Dart has cleared concussion protocol.
Jaxson Dart has cleared concussion protocol.
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Cue “o fortuna”
Remember the spin move ? Happy Thanksgiving everybody
Makes you miss Scott Tolzien
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Remember the spin move ? Happy Thanksgiving everybody
Agree re the actors. Will’s 5 o’clock shadow is distracting, and Mike’s desert storm ‘91 tattoo makes no sense within the context of the show
First 4 eps of Stranger Things s5 are up now. The “kids” all look way too old, and the formula is clear by now, but these eps feel less bloated and more engaging than s4. My spoiler free review:
Review: 'Stranger Things' stays close to home for final season
Yes, the "kids" all look too old, but the Netflix hit still has its moments
www.whatsalanwatching.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Agree re the actors. Will’s 5 o’clock shadow is distracting, and Mike’s desert storm ‘91 tattoo makes no sense within the context of the show
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Reboot of The Picture of Dorian Gray in which the portrait not only ages but also spits on Dorian, called The Spitting Image of Dorian Gray
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Reboot of The Picture of Dorian Gray in which the portrait not only ages but also spits on Dorian, called The Spitting Image of Dorian Gray
every few years some draftniks say "this wr class is gonna rival 2014" and no. no fuckin chance.
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
every few years some draftniks say "this wr class is gonna rival 2014" and no. no fuckin chance.
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It's not possible to make an all-time comedy movie list. There are only two types of comedies, ones that are worth watching and ones that aren't. It's one big tier.
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
It's not possible to make an all-time comedy movie list. There are only two types of comedies, ones that are worth watching and ones that aren't. It's one big tier.
Panthers aren’t a real team.
That’s not like, a euphemism - not convinced they actually exist in some way that is consistent. Like yes they’re on TV now, but can you name any of them? Did any of these guys play football last week or at any other time ?
That’s not like, a euphemism - not convinced they actually exist in some way that is consistent. Like yes they’re on TV now, but can you name any of them? Did any of these guys play football last week or at any other time ?
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Panthers aren’t a real team.
That’s not like, a euphemism - not convinced they actually exist in some way that is consistent. Like yes they’re on TV now, but can you name any of them? Did any of these guys play football last week or at any other time ?
That’s not like, a euphemism - not convinced they actually exist in some way that is consistent. Like yes they’re on TV now, but can you name any of them? Did any of these guys play football last week or at any other time ?
yo this is just kev mahserejian @rotosurgeon.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
yo this is just kev mahserejian @rotosurgeon.bsky.social
Keto good but without the fat in my face I’m like a hangover Aaron Rodgers 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Keto good but without the fat in my face I’m like a hangover Aaron Rodgers 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
Look at that rapist fly!!! 🏃💨
November 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Look at that rapist fly!!! 🏃💨
Should posters be obligated to do
extremely horny alt text ??? I don’t have the answers I’m just asking questions
extremely horny alt text ??? I don’t have the answers I’m just asking questions
BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
I REPEAT BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
I REPEAT BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
November 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Should posters be obligated to do
extremely horny alt text ??? I don’t have the answers I’m just asking questions
extremely horny alt text ??? I don’t have the answers I’m just asking questions
Cat Looking At The Sky (Original) [Ayasa The Reason Why Piano cover cat]
YouTube video by LonelyWolf93
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November 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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His full name is Father John Misty Misdemeanor Elliott
February 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
His full name is Father John Misty Misdemeanor Elliott
Season 3 and now he’s “BOGAN BOY” !? Come on!!!
Rewatching succession and they’re calling him “wogan woy” and now I don’t remember if that was always his name
November 20, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Season 3 and now he’s “BOGAN BOY” !? Come on!!!
ja Morant's only bad belief is that his opps will not catch him lacking under any circumstances and tbh that's just staying ready
Draymond and the IDF, Steph and Crypto, Kerr and AI. It's all bad as far as the eye can see.
November 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
ja Morant's only bad belief is that his opps will not catch him lacking under any circumstances and tbh that's just staying ready
First Michael ACL tears his penix and now this !?
‼️‼️‼️ BREAKING NEWS ‼️‼️‼️
Michael Penix does in fact need surgery to repair his ACL. It will be at least a 9-month recovery. ACL reconstruction is needed.
Michael Penix does in fact need surgery to repair his ACL. It will be at least a 9-month recovery. ACL reconstruction is needed.
November 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
First Michael ACL tears his penix and now this !?
Can’t interact w this very cool post for some reason. Ah well- I am a frequent singer of “one headlight” at karaoke and it kills every time. People of a certain age look off wistful into the distance. “Hey, hey, heYYyyyYyYY!!!”
November 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Can’t interact w this very cool post for some reason. Ah well- I am a frequent singer of “one headlight” at karaoke and it kills every time. People of a certain age look off wistful into the distance. “Hey, hey, heYYyyyYyYY!!!”
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That Pete Carroll "onside punt" was like a guy drifting at sea who has gone all in on his last piece of bait catching a huge fish and it gets eaten by a seagull as he's casting
November 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
That Pete Carroll "onside punt" was like a guy drifting at sea who has gone all in on his last piece of bait catching a huge fish and it gets eaten by a seagull as he's casting
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“The most powerful combination of film and music is without question Pauly Shore driving the combine set to ‘Thank God I’m a Country Boy’ in that delightful comedy, SON IN LAW. I’m always aiming for that, and I’m always falling short.”
-Martin Scorsese
-Martin Scorsese
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
“The most powerful combination of film and music is without question Pauly Shore driving the combine set to ‘Thank God I’m a Country Boy’ in that delightful comedy, SON IN LAW. I’m always aiming for that, and I’m always falling short.”
-Martin Scorsese
-Martin Scorsese
Analytics folks, is JJ any worse than rookie Caleb ? Rookie Bryce ? Is this too early, is what im asking.
"It wasn’t just ugly to watch, it was uncomfortable to watch. A football snuff film. McCarthy’s yips were so pronounced that they became contagious." defector.com/j-j-mccarthy...
J.J. McCarthy Sucks | Defector
I’ve seen enough of J.J. McCarthy. On a weekend where draftmates Bo Nix and Drake Maye assumed full command of the AFC, there was the Vikings quarterback playing football as if he had acute lead poiso...
defector.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Analytics folks, is JJ any worse than rookie Caleb ? Rookie Bryce ? Is this too early, is what im asking.
Why does Kirk Cousins call Penix “RG3” or “Griff” in every interview ?
November 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Why does Kirk Cousins call Penix “RG3” or “Griff” in every interview ?
It’s not his best game but to call him “smellquan buttley” ??? 🙄
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
It’s not his best game but to call him “smellquan buttley” ??? 🙄