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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · Sep 5

My favorite NFL team of all time is whichever team is playing the “LA” Chargers

Every year the Chargers don’t win a Super Bowl, that’s my Super Bowl. I am undefeated. If they lose in the playoffs, I cum in my pants.

FOOTBALL SATAN - LEND ME YOUR POWER!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

🔥🤘😈🤘🔥

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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 15m

Yes - so to see him in his Fitzpatrick style journeyman era is surreal

𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 6h

Joe Flacco was a superbowl mvp and is now a jobber, a guy who comes in to get his ass kicked but make it look close. Can you imagine if a wrestler had a career like that ? It would be unbelievable. Joe flacco’s actual career arc is more cartoonish than any wrestler’s

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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 9h

This is me, I’m doing this !!! Wahhh wahhhhhh !!!

𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 12h

dolphins better win today or this will be me, an ADULT MAN

a little girl in a red jacket is laying on a brick sidewalk covered in leaves

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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 11h

MHJ trying to physically evade medical staff to get back on the field but he is unable to separate from them

𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 12h

travis' filthy balls is the new Taylor swift song isn't it?

Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 12h

Travis Hunter’s so filthy with the ball in his hands

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 12h

the chargers don't want to be around anymore

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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 12h

devon achane uncontested strike up the band

make the fireflies dance silver moon is sparkling

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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 12h

haiiiiiillll sataaaaannnN!!!!!!

king of the hill is wearing sunglasses with flames reflected in them .

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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 12h

dolphins better win today or this will be me, an ADULT MAN

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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · Sep 7

welcome new followers!

yall ready for some football posting today!?

I am gonna be posting REACTIONS with NO CONTEXT

"That was bullshit!"

Which game? Which play? I'LL NEVER TELL.

I got TWO VOLUMES - ~whisper quiet~ and PSYCHOTIC YELLING

and I do NOT understand football!

LFG #NFL 🔥🤘😈🤘🔥

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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 1d

Man for a second I thought it was the score and it might as well be

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charles (young QB agnostic) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 1d

indiana is a bruiser ass football team. this shit looks like it hurts

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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 1d

hoo hoo hoo!

Andrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · 1d

**looks at Indiana’s schedule**

Uhhh guys…

We may need prepare ourselves for undefeated Indiana.

𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 1d

Craving Indian food

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 1d

OU more like ONO

𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 2d

Tim Robinson character “Nate tibbets” ejected from wnba finals for crashing a hot dog car into a brooks brothers

𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 2d

For now !

𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 2d

Gettin massacred in the comments lmao Lauren picked the wrong one !!

lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 2d

the worst 3 peppers have to be sport, orange bell, and yellow bell, right? i've run the numbers 4 or 5 times and those are always the dregs of the otherwise impeccable pepper family

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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 2d

On the strength of its association with the Chicago dog, I think sporty gets a pass

𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 2d

scottie dog the 1.01 for sure

𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 2d

The guy barfing caused me to lol for real

𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 2d

My New York football giants have this fated aura about them this season - they’re not going to win it all, their banged up wr corps guarantees that, but in terms of “how much fun can a team have knowing that this isn’t their year,” they’re perfect.

Also dart and Skattebo are basically the swatkats

𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 2d

if we redid dynasty rookie drafts today, how high does skattebo go?

higher than Hampton?

higher than jeanty?

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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 3d

Devin singletary looks like he’s wearing a spirit Halloween Saquon costume. Put on a diff number man

𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 3d

Vbd now stands for vibes based drafting

Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 3d

The phrase "the Jaxson Dart era"

𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 3d

Squirrel girl looked pregnant recently, and I think we found the culprit: introducing “squirrel man,” squirrel girl’s boyfriend, who barely eats any walnuts and mostly spends all day cussing out my cats and the neighbor’s dog (you can see her on the far balcony)

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