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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · Sep 5

My favorite NFL team of all time is whichever team is playing the “LA” Chargers

Every year the Chargers don’t win a Super Bowl, that’s my Super Bowl. I am undefeated. If they lose in the playoffs, I cum in my pants.

FOOTBALL SATAN - LEND ME YOUR POWER!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

🔥🤘😈🤘🔥

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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 38m

Even if I do a bad job, they need to pay me a mil. @ityslmemes.com

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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 54m

Appreciate belichick being billed after Lenny

𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 3h

mask off

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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 3h

“Most played” is almost always gonna be the first track on an album or playlist - am I right about that?

𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 3h

Damn. It’s probably my most played lol

𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 3h

First day out tee grizzley

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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 3h

All meats imo

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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 3h

home dyno leaguemates love this shit - they're required to memorialize the conditions on the league message board and then push the conditional trades through themselves at the right time, which they do. a well-oiled machine for 12 years now - as ever, leaguemates make the league.

Carly Manger @cincodemanger.bsky.social · 4h

Random question of the day:

How do you feel about conditional trades in fantasy football?

Ex. Keenan Allen was traded. If Keenan played at least 10 games and avg at least 7.5 PPG, he is traded for a 26' 2nd and 26' 3rd. If Keenan doesn't hit both metrics, he is traded for 26' 3rd and '27th 3rd.

𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 4h

trump an "unhinged insecure wannabe dictator" and "convicted felon." Why is it so refreshing to hear someone in public office speak so plainly? this should be the message partywide.

Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 4h

If you come for my people, you come through me.

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Davis Nguyen @davisnguyentmn.bsky.social · 5h

Philadelphia Eagles players meeting this week reportedly culminated with AJ Brown hitting Jalen Hurts over the head with a frying pan and proclaiming, "NOT THE MAMA!"

When confronted about the incident, Brown replied, "I'm the baby, gotta love me!"

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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 1d

I just did a “from:@solisreport Tyreek” search on the bad place and my haterism is so consistent and well documented that I may be an expert on the subject. I was even doing these long “lawyer’s take” assessments that people used to love back then. Certified fuckin hater forever

𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 1d

Hey wow welcome back to the moral position on Tyreek Hill everyone ! Some of us never fuckin left ! He pled GUILTY to strangling his pregnant wife ! Strangling her! Insane that any “journalist” has ever uttered a single sentence about this guy without mentioning that.

Diana Moskovitz @dianamoskovitz.bsky.social · 1d

Remember those court records that Miami Dophins receiver Tyreek Hill wanted sealed? They are now unsealed and up at @defector.com.

The paywall is also down:

Here's The Court Document Tyreek Hill Didn't Want Anyone To See | Defector

The Miami-Dade Circuit Court clerk released Tuesday a copy of the latest petition for divorce from the estranged wife of Miami Dolphins receiver Tyreek Hill. In the document, Lakeeta Vaccaro described...

defector.com

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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 1d

I just re-read all your mad men reviews

𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 1d

great look at the fraction-by-fraction decisionmaking in play here, thanks for sharing!

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Fritz @fritzholz.bsky.social · 1d

Never tire of these quotes from Amari and Joe after their TD hookup against the Bears in 2023. Great glimpse of elite athletes doing their thing.

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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 1d

before aaron rodgers went crazy i wanted so badly for him to come out of the closet. my position at that time was even if he wasn't gay, he should have come out as gay! an athlete at the top of their game coming out would have been revelatory

Anyway im glad aaron rodgers never did that

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1d

Went for broke on a "retirement/gay/documentary about being gay" parlay. i shouldn't gamble

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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 1d

joe flacco and amari cooper were legit one of the deadliest duos in the league. they played together less than 2 years ago.

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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 1d

heard my dad sneeze in my head when i read this, like a shotgun

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Bryan Rockwood @brocktalksff.fantasynowplus.com · 1d

“AND ME, IM THE DAMN FOOL THAT TAUGHT HIM” - Sean McVay, in the soon to be released Broadway show

The Athletic @theathletic.com · 1d

Jacksonville hit the reset button again after finishing last season 4-13. Now, the Jaguars are 4-1 and just beat the Chiefs with new head coach Liam Coen.

From the archives: http://dlvr.it/TNX86w

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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 1d

always enjoy Ron Reid's work

𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 1d

no cheatin!

𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 1d

just try to guess where Bol Bol and don Reid are, respectively. you won't believe it

Tyler Parker @tylerparker.bsky.social · 2d

NAME RANK

Ranking the 117 Best NBA Names of the Quarter Century

What’s in a name? Everything. Featuring Dwayne Bacon, Stromile Swift, and so many more, these are the NBA player handles that stand the test of time.

www.theringer.com

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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 1d

He tried to get up and at first he couldn’t - gutted through whatever that felt like, and got up the second try, and then ran it like a damn fullback - heroic, valiant effort

charles (young QB agnostic) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 1d

this shit right here is why i cant quit this idiot

𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 1d

It’s him!! It’s sunshine!

a close up of a cartoon eevee with sparkles coming out of its eyes and ears .

ALT: a close up of a cartoon eevee with sparkles coming out of its eyes and ears .

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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 1d

This t law drive had my heart racing until these last few