Missy
@sophisticatedpoet.bsky.social
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Day 1 Benson Boone fan Lifelong Dodgers fan Don’t fall in love with me I’m moving to Bali
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sophisticatedpoet.bsky.social
Last year I put 4 new tires on my car and 2 weeks later I went to the Nissan dealership for something else and they came back with a 27 point check that said the treads on my tires were getting low. Side eye. SIDE EYE
sophisticatedpoet.bsky.social
Someone who is a mechanic: Be honest with me. Y’all put that leaf and a single pine needle in the filters yourself to make it look like it needs to be replaced
sophisticatedpoet.bsky.social
It’s very true. My mother was a cop for 17 years and she knows nothing about the law. She once told my daughter that she was going to be arrested for letting her boyfriend drive her car after he got into an accident in it. There were other things but that was possibly the stupidest.
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
“We’ve arrested American citizens for being too close.”
marisakabas.bsky.social
New — Video shared with me shows ICE officers in DC detaining a man on Friday.

Bystander filming asks man for his name. ICE agent lies and says he’s not allowed to speak to him “by law” and another says “We’ve arrested American citizens for being too close…If he gets any closer, put him in cuffs.”
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amutepiggy.bsky.social
whos ready to go watch their 8 year old's soccer team get their ass kicked
sophisticatedpoet.bsky.social
It’s also pretty satisfying to finally hear people call him a liar to his face.
sophisticatedpoet.bsky.social
It’s a damn good summary of what he said
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judithflanders.co.uk
Matched perhaps by Doris Lessing’s response to winning the Nobel for literature: a tired look, ‘Oh Christ’ and a dismissive hand wave. youtu.be/vuBODHFBZ8k?...
British author Doris Lessing reacts to Nobel win
YouTube video by ReutersLC
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yasharali.bsky.social
One of my favorite moments from Nobel Prize history:

The Nobel Committee couldn’t reach Stanford professor Paul Milgrom to let him know that he had been awarded the Nobel Prize for Economics, so his fellow winner, Robert Wilson, went over to his house in the middle of the night to wake him up!
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jeremymberg.bsky.social
My quote of the day

Nobody ever thanks you for saving them from the disease they didn't know they were going to get.

William Foege
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thegodpodcast.com
Imagine being mad you didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize while you’re busy stirring up Civil War in your own country.
sophisticatedpoet.bsky.social
I love how cis white leftist men are always the ones who are like “are we sure everyone’s not just overreacting? Maybe let’s try to see through all of the negative news and try to find some joy in everyday life 🙂”

Disrespectfully, stfu
sophisticatedpoet.bsky.social
Even a 5 year old child knows better, but we let grown people do this
sophisticatedpoet.bsky.social
There was no reason for us to ever discuss whether gay people deserved rights. Before that, black people. Before that and even until now, women. Did it ever make sense to look someone in the face and say “sorry I don’t agree with your gender or race or choice of spouse so you’re not as human as me”
sophisticatedpoet.bsky.social
Fascism will always exist/come back because people won’t do what it takes to eradicate it. It has proliferated for the last 200 years under the guise of ‘free speech’ but the minute you allow people to have serious conversations in public about who deserves rights you are already losing the battle
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sethabramson.bsky.social
Yesterday they were shooting priests in the head with rubber bullets. Today they're arresting journalists. If you have anyone in your life who doesn't regularly follow the news and doesn't understand how bad things are and how bad they're about to get, you need to tell them right now. Time is short.
sophisticatedpoet.bsky.social
I do wish people would stop saying their grandparents/America fought against fascism. Never happened. They ONLY joined WWII because the war came to an island that America illegitimately occupied. America was founded on genocide and its legacy of fascism continues today. Cute logo though.
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maybellemabel.bsky.social
Reminds me of that scene in Fargo:

Lorraine Lyon: "So you want freedom without responsibility? Son there's only one person on Earth who gets that deal."

Sheriff Roy Tillman: "The President?"

Lorraine Lyon: "A Baby"
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sherylnyt.bsky.social
BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:
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angierasmussen.bsky.social
I don’t know who needs to hear this but the CDC is being eviscerated right now. America is not going to have any kind of outbreak response capacity after tonight. Americans’ health data is no longer secure. Say goodbye to federal public health in any capacity. It’s a disaster. We won’t recover.
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sophisticatedpoet.bsky.social
To-do list continues to grow
A collection of books arranged vertically on a desk, featuring a mix of literary and fantasy titles. Visible spines include ‘Drive Your Plow Over the Bones of the Dead’ by Olga Tokarczuk, ‘Seduction Theory’ by Emily Adrian, and the complete ‘Plated Prisoner’ series by Raven Kennedy (‘Gild,’ ‘Glint,’ ‘Gold,’ ‘Gleam,’ ‘Glow’). A spiral notebook and Red City by Marie Lu lie beneath the stack.
sophisticatedpoet.bsky.social
Why is he worried about girls on campuses? I don’t want that asshole breathing in the direction of my college age daughters.
sophisticatedpoet.bsky.social
I just burned through the Fourth Wing series, Silver Elite, and Quicksilver, and the Plated Prisoner series is on the way 😅