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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 25m

Gordon Ramsey, Jamie Oliver and Martin Freeman sit down for a British Celeb Dad Child-Rearing roundtable discussion.

Before it's over seventeen nations have begun bombing campaigns over the UK

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 12h

She supports bombing campaigns of course you're a fan

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 17h

Those nicknames are all corny and shit, though

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 18h

They cook nice but honestly I do find le creuset kind of ugly and dull

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 18h

It's a shame Mafia 3 was mostly famous for that streamer who wouldn't stop shitting his pants

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 19h

Kristen Stewart meeting some fans while out for a nice supper

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 19h

"Tracy you can't fly anymore, remember?"
*cut to Tracy stood in a plane brandishing a box cutter. his expression is tense and angry but he is saying "If you do not all calm down I cannot teach you about knife safety" in Arabic*

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 1d

Anakin Skywalker saying "Now this is governance" while pod racing for his very freedom

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 1d

i needed that

Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 1d

It brought everyone together

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Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophianyx.bsky.social · 1d

Name your Fav Non-American Film.

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 1d

I'm seeing "are you saying my eyes are lying" from every person saying Hasan, a person very aware he is watched by hundreds of thousands of fucking people, would shock his dog On Stream.

It's just a silly and somewhat insulting thing to insist upon

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 1d

I can very easily think of Cum Town bits about Dylan and Springsteen. Not so much Cash. To me this speaks volumes.

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 1d

That post about Maia destroying the vibe of a D&D session by pretending to be a cat and climbing on the furniture

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 1d

God of casting

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 1d

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 1d

Has been remade! As any classic can expect

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 1d

So I guess that and this combined in some way

LA BETE
Film de WALERIAN BOROWCZYK

Poster from a movie about a monster (the director in a monster suit with a penis) fucks aristocratic French women

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 1d

Damn I really need to watch the Bloodborne movie

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Charlie the Half Time Orange @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 1d

work work

Tumblr post:

video games are all about meeting a little elf
outside the city gates that says 'ah... the pernicious
weed!' when you give him a healing herb and then
finding yourself fifteen years later saying "ah... the
pernicious weed!" to yourself in the shower

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 1d

To be fair Stringer's rules weren't worth much

Nicholas Slayton @nslayton.bsky.social · 2d

These guys all fail the Stringer Bell Rule.

Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 2d

Two big GOP activists from Oregon were in DC last month for meetings with Trump admin officials. On their podcast they talk about a plan they discussed to nullify the results of Oregon's 2026 federal elections. Pass federal voter ID law, then refuse to seat OR delegation because OR didn't comply.

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 1d

augh christ the bear

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 1d

I mean not only is that awful but I can see the atrocities such a philosophy would justify. Presumably any assault that results in pregnancy would be fine and good with him.

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 1d

Would love/regret asking for some context

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 1d

Turns out it's difficult to form a fascist monoculture in the postmodern, multilingual 2020s. Not impossible but these jokers didn't manage it.

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