Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn
@sovietcola.bsky.social
Please look out; my fortunes have changed and come back and went back since that. It was desperate. I am wobbly. You ain't got nothing on him but you got it on his helper.
Q. (By detective ) - Control yourself.
he/him
Q. (By detective ) - Control yourself.
he/him
Just read the Brooklyn Beckham post and I'm sorry but his mother did WHAT at the wedding???
January 21, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Just read the Brooklyn Beckham post and I'm sorry but his mother did WHAT at the wedding???
lol that one CT episode where Nick will not stop saying Virgil's real name and Felix gets increasing concerned about it
I will never vote for Virgil Texas.
January 20, 2026 at 2:02 PM
lol that one CT episode where Nick will not stop saying Virgil's real name and Felix gets increasing concerned about it
Remember to loudly boycott whichever tech company Jim's working for in a few years and make sure they know it's because they hired him
Welcome the positive signs coming from Government on this.
Young people should be protected from the clear harms social media pose. Industry has had long enough to get its house in order, and the Online Safety Act doesn’t go far enough.
Young people should be protected from the clear harms social media pose. Industry has had long enough to get its house in order, and the Online Safety Act doesn’t go far enough.
Many Labour MPs back an Australian led ban on social media for under 16s.
The UK Government should give it full consideration.
The UK Government should give it full consideration.
January 20, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Remember to loudly boycott whichever tech company Jim's working for in a few years and make sure they know it's because they hired him
People don't act the way Labour MPs are acting without a plan to leave the country in a few years
January 20, 2026 at 11:07 AM
People don't act the way Labour MPs are acting without a plan to leave the country in a few years
"the grafters out getting their lunch"
Labour would ideally like all working class people to be a sort of illiterate punter bloc
Labour would ideally like all working class people to be a sort of illiterate punter bloc
Food inflation skyrocketed after the Tories & Reform’s botched Brexit. 😐
So I’m campaigning to bring prices down and cut the cost of living, starting with a UK favourite: the meal deal. 🥪
It’s time to give something back to the grafters out getting their lunch. ✅
So I’m campaigning to bring prices down and cut the cost of living, starting with a UK favourite: the meal deal. 🥪
It’s time to give something back to the grafters out getting their lunch. ✅
January 20, 2026 at 9:28 AM
"the grafters out getting their lunch"
Labour would ideally like all working class people to be a sort of illiterate punter bloc
Labour would ideally like all working class people to be a sort of illiterate punter bloc
Need that pre-RTJ El-P, when he's dragging people into weird jailor/prisoner sci fi romances www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmAi...
El-P - Habeas Corpses (Draconian Love) (feat. Cage) (Official Audio)
YouTube video by El-P
www.youtube.com
January 19, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Need that pre-RTJ El-P, when he's dragging people into weird jailor/prisoner sci fi romances www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmAi...
Local graffiti update
January 19, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Local graffiti update
what the fuck man
Fantastic to have the NBA in London, cementing our city’s reputation as the world’s sporting capital.
I’ve joined forces with the NBA to deliver a meaningful legacy from this game, including investment to improve access to London’s community basketball courts.
I’ve joined forces with the NBA to deliver a meaningful legacy from this game, including investment to improve access to London’s community basketball courts.
January 19, 2026 at 7:48 PM
what the fuck man
Not the first time saying it but a single catestrophic engine failure over the Spectator garden party and every single thing in the UK gets better overnight
January 19, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Not the first time saying it but a single catestrophic engine failure over the Spectator garden party and every single thing in the UK gets better overnight
Born just in time to see the end of NATO is pretty thrilling ngl
January 19, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Born just in time to see the end of NATO is pretty thrilling ngl
Oh right it's literally Blue Monday today, that will explain why every customer's been a piece of unloved hellbound shit so far.
January 19, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Oh right it's literally Blue Monday today, that will explain why every customer's been a piece of unloved hellbound shit so far.
Genuinely just yodeled into a valley
January 17, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Genuinely just yodeled into a valley
If you see a terf being pushed into an industrial lathe, no you don't
January 16, 2026 at 3:22 PM
If you see a terf being pushed into an industrial lathe, no you don't
I hope someone shits through Sandie Peggie's letterbox every day for the rest of her life
January 16, 2026 at 12:40 PM
I hope someone shits through Sandie Peggie's letterbox every day for the rest of her life
It's cool when someone who won't answer unknown numbers and doesn't check their emails calls up mad about their order being incomplete
January 15, 2026 at 10:31 AM
It's cool when someone who won't answer unknown numbers and doesn't check their emails calls up mad about their order being incomplete
Mark Wahlberg on Ulysses: If Molly was my wife, it wouldn't have gone down like it did. There would have been a whole lot of blood on Blazes Boylan and then me saying "OK, we're going to have Catholic sex and you're not going to have a novella-length stream-of-consciousness with two periods total."
January 14, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Mark Wahlberg on Ulysses: If Molly was my wife, it wouldn't have gone down like it did. There would have been a whole lot of blood on Blazes Boylan and then me saying "OK, we're going to have Catholic sex and you're not going to have a novella-length stream-of-consciousness with two periods total."
Reposted by Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn
Hitler actually did some worse stuff.
January 14, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Hitler actually did some worse stuff.
Reposted by Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn
Deep cleaning my rice cooker courtside
January 14, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Deep cleaning my rice cooker courtside
It would be funny if Elon Musk got arrested or captured because who would even try to free him?
January 14, 2026 at 11:48 AM
It would be funny if Elon Musk got arrested or captured because who would even try to free him?
You fuckers couldn't even make a strong statement about the CSAM generator most of you still post on. Labour is genuinely a threat to children.
Many Labour MPs back an Australian led ban on social media for under 16s.
The UK Government should give it full consideration.
The UK Government should give it full consideration.
Sensible safeguarding
January 14, 2026 at 11:36 AM
You fuckers couldn't even make a strong statement about the CSAM generator most of you still post on. Labour is genuinely a threat to children.
Realising I'm probably intolerant of avocados and eh, no great loss tbh
January 14, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Realising I'm probably intolerant of avocados and eh, no great loss tbh
They teach multiple generations that the future's going to suck and then start panicking about birth rates. Weird.
January 14, 2026 at 9:40 AM
They teach multiple generations that the future's going to suck and then start panicking about birth rates. Weird.
Rain Dogs is sort of the Deep Space Nine of Tom Waits
January 13, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Rain Dogs is sort of the Deep Space Nine of Tom Waits