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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn
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Please look out; my fortunes have changed and come back and went back since that. It was desperate. I am wobbly. You ain't got nothing on him but you got it on his helper.

Q. (By detective ) - Control yourself.

he/him
Stewth, crikey, Waltzing Matilda, etc
January 21, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Just slip em a five so they change it from "drug seeking" to "this one's cool"
January 21, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I remember asking the dentist "so what's in the shot?" and as he was pushing the plunger down he listed some stuff and ended with ", and fentanyl."

I replied "FENT??" and he gave me this look, like he was doubting all the 'never done drugs' boxes I ticked. But it was too late by then lol
January 21, 2026 at 4:00 PM
I remember watching this and really *trying* to find something hot while being able to hear a harpsichord
January 21, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I think I was under for an hour but then I got about 20hrs of euphoria after that, felt absolutely magnificent lol
January 21, 2026 at 3:55 PM
I got fent for a wisdom tooth extraction last year and can happily say it was the best day of the year. Incredible stuff lol
January 21, 2026 at 3:48 PM
The PM who put a Deliveroo rider in the hospital and tried to send an autistic hacker to die in US prison sure likes going low doesn't he
January 21, 2026 at 2:00 PM
It's hilarious that you think the big tech scorpion's going to give you a job later instead of just stinging you
January 21, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Not sure, I stopped listening to a while ago and last I heard from them on the subject was Matt mocking Virgil for sending in a letter for them to read on air.

Don't think The Noticing had happened yet at that point.
January 20, 2026 at 2:23 PM
How much is enough to justify self-defence, then? When there's camps? Deportations? Masked militias doing race pomgroms? Because those are all happening RIGHT NOW
January 20, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Things heroes say
January 20, 2026 at 1:20 PM
"We dealt with teens being online, so now if one of them gets targetted online well, they shouldn't have been there should they"
Is what I think they're going for
January 20, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Someone put Prayer To God on during a big acid camping trip and had to be gently asked not to do that again
January 20, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Stood by the roadside, van kicking up dust as it drives off into the distance, the pig - which is most assuredly in the bag they're holding - strangely still now
January 20, 2026 at 10:18 AM
"MAKING HEAVEN TOO FUCKING CROWDED" hitting me like a sleeper agent activation phrase
January 20, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Cor fahkin ell mate the fahkin grafters is it
January 20, 2026 at 9:23 AM
It's a special relationship that allows for the partners of US personnel to kill teenagers with their cars and then flee the country without incident.
January 20, 2026 at 8:23 AM