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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 1h

one of the sneaky funniest yet sweetest things my dad did is he did the entire process of changing my name on my lifetime hunting and fishing license in oklahoma lol thanks dad

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 1h

If you mom is a piece of shit I'm your Mom now bitch

Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 1h

I am decidedly not Mommy but I am very much Mom

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 1h

have that extra slice of pizza, mama

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 1h

if you wanna keep your girl happy you gotta make sure you eat good

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 2h

look at my soft little round face

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 2h

jackie big cigs

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 3h

been busy at work, just logging on to my favorite website. i hope my favorite player on the 2003-2004 Detroit Pistons wasn't caught up in a federal indictment over a game fixing scandal - ah shit 😖

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 6h

it's going to be funny in like 10 years when these kid actors playing the new harry potter characters turn against jk and support trans people

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 17h

I have carved out a certain niche where just a whole lot of 24-28 year olds call me Mom

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 18h

As someone who doesn’t really listen to Sheryl Crow and doesn’t really know a lot about Sheryl Crow, I’m kinda obsessed with Sheryl Crow

Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 19h

The tasty roast cabbage and tofu skins she made

The girl

Delicious roasted cabbage and tofu skins with a spicy peanut dressing

A handsome butch sticking out her tongue

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 19h

The San Diego one…. I SCREAMED

LuUuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 1d

these should all be mass-produced. every single one.

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Jeff Tischauser @jtischauser.bsky.social · 20h

Welcome to Antifa, Lori Lightfoot

picture of Lori Lightfoot sitting at a desk with a computer and she is using the phone.

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 20h

She’s just some girl

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 20h

It’s her time

Handsome butch all bundled in browns and orange and yellow.

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 23h

I’m the lizard

The famous tweet
November 5, 2010 I hate the muppets bcuz of the Pig girl, she was disgusting, i hate her with my life, she doesnot leave the lizard alone

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 23h

She has been like this all day

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 23h

This is the only thing he’s done that I’ve ever liked, this is so fucking funny

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 23h

THE ENTIRE EAT WING LMAO OOOOOO

Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 2d

NEW: After The Washington Post reported Monday on the demolition of the "East Wing facade," a new picture obtained by Law Dork that was taken on Tuesday shows that a substantial portion of the entirety of the East Wing has been demolished.

Photograph of ongoing demolition of the East Wing of the White House.

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 1d

I USED TO SHOW UP TO WORK LIKE THIS

Absolute dipshit dumbass haircut with the sides shaved except the sideburns, which are bleached blonde. And my bangs are blonde and spiked.

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 1d

I'm not saying you gotta do that forever, but at least once you gotta take some shit to your stylist that you're not gonna regret, but you are gonna laugh at in retrospect

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 1d

i don't trust people who haven't purposely gotten absolute dogshit haircuts in their life

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 1d

The hill I will die on is mullets should look like shit

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 1d

bumper sticker: i'd rather be nappin but they're making me drive this death machine due to a disinvestment in public transportation infrastructure, leading to countless car deaths and increased greenhouse gasses. but me? i'd rather be nappin

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