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Jackie Heartbreaker
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This is the only thing he’s done that I’ve ever liked, this is so fucking funny
THE ENTIRE EAT WING LMAO OOOOOO
NEW: After The Washington Post reported Monday on the demolition of the "East Wing facade," a new picture obtained by Law Dork that was taken on Tuesday shows that a substantial portion of the entirety of the East Wing has been demolished.
I USED TO SHOW UP TO WORK LIKE THIS
I'm not saying you gotta do that forever, but at least once you gotta take some shit to your stylist that you're not gonna regret, but you are gonna laugh at in retrospect
i don't trust people who haven't purposely gotten absolute dogshit haircuts in their life
The hill I will die on is mullets should look like shit
bumper sticker: i'd rather be nappin but they're making me drive this death machine due to a disinvestment in public transportation infrastructure, leading to countless car deaths and increased greenhouse gasses. but me? i'd rather be nappin
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Water cooler talk with your new AI coworker: “Did you watch Severance - whoaaa slow down on the cooler there pal”
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ICE tries it with NYC. Canal Street wasn’t having it.

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everyone in my building gay, call that the homo-ners association
Twice feels like enough ya kno
Yeah idk dude I think we gotta stop falling for white men in hoodies professing to be progressives
You’ll have to come to the music box with us sometime, it’s the best
My thing is, I’m still just a bumpkin, I just like living near good movie theaters
I see people out there getting into situations and that could not be me, I absolutely hated when I was in situations and now avoid them at all costs
I’m not cool but I’m very nice
I’m like, whatever two wrungs above recluse and one above hermit is
Not being able to just dial in a temperature kicks so much ass, I’m just running around adjusting steam like I’m in an H.G. Welles novel
It’s the time of year I play radiator wack-a-mole with opening and closing the steam vents to alternate between boiling and freezing
There are five planets in the solar system and also the Gregorian calendar is in use
There is so much backstory and so many tangents to go off on but basically this guy tried to suppress research into fracking causing earthquakes when oklahoma was having constant earthquakes from fracking