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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 1h

I’m the lizard

The famous tweet
November 5, 2010 I hate the muppets bcuz of the Pig girl, she was disgusting, i hate her with my life, she doesnot leave the lizard alone

Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 2h

She has been like this all day

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 2h

This is the only thing he’s done that I’ve ever liked, this is so fucking funny

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 2h

THE ENTIRE EAT WING LMAO OOOOOO

Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 1d

NEW: After The Washington Post reported Monday on the demolition of the "East Wing facade," a new picture obtained by Law Dork that was taken on Tuesday shows that a substantial portion of the entirety of the East Wing has been demolished.

Photograph of ongoing demolition of the East Wing of the White House.

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 2h

I USED TO SHOW UP TO WORK LIKE THIS

Absolute dipshit dumbass haircut with the sides shaved except the sideburns, which are bleached blonde. And my bangs are blonde and spiked.

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 3h

I'm not saying you gotta do that forever, but at least once you gotta take some shit to your stylist that you're not gonna regret, but you are gonna laugh at in retrospect

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 3h

i don't trust people who haven't purposely gotten absolute dogshit haircuts in their life

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 3h

The hill I will die on is mullets should look like shit

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 3h

bumper sticker: i'd rather be nappin but they're making me drive this death machine due to a disinvestment in public transportation infrastructure, leading to countless car deaths and increased greenhouse gasses. but me? i'd rather be nappin

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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · 6h

Water cooler talk with your new AI coworker: “Did you watch Severance - whoaaa slow down on the cooler there pal”

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 4h

Jackie Big Naps

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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 19h

ICE tries it with NYC. Canal Street wasn’t having it.

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 9h

everyone in my building gay, call that the homo-ners association

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 9h

i heart my little gay cat

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 19h

Twice feels like enough ya kno

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 19h

Yeah idk dude I think we gotta stop falling for white men in hoodies professing to be progressives

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 20h

You’ll have to come to the music box with us sometime, it’s the best

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 20h

My thing is, I’m still just a bumpkin, I just like living near good movie theaters

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 20h

I see people out there getting into situations and that could not be me, I absolutely hated when I was in situations and now avoid them at all costs

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 20h

I’m not cool but I’m very nice

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 20h

I’m like, whatever two wrungs above recluse and one above hermit is

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 21h

Not being able to just dial in a temperature kicks so much ass, I’m just running around adjusting steam like I’m in an H.G. Welles novel

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 21h

It’s the time of year I play radiator wack-a-mole with opening and closing the steam vents to alternate between boiling and freezing

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 22h

There are five planets in the solar system and also the Gregorian calendar is in use

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Jackie Heartbreaker @spectraljack.bsky.social · 23h

There is so much backstory and so many tangents to go off on but basically this guy tried to suppress research into fracking causing earthquakes when oklahoma was having constant earthquakes from fracking