girl yogi berra
@spectraljack.bsky.social
God's sleepiest angel. Former Secretary of the Official Marina de Van Fan Club, Oklahoma Chapter. Beloved butch aunt.
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me, trying to ingratiate myself to a group of straight men: so how hairy are your wives?
I will preserve her modesty in photograph, but Hayley is sitting like an absolute fucking gargoyle freak while hunched over her laptop pouring over forums trying to engineer a way to reboot and restore her jailbroke phone so she can finally get it to download our building's laundry payment processor
January 31, 2026 at 5:14 AM
I will preserve her modesty in photograph, but Hayley is sitting like an absolute fucking gargoyle freak while hunched over her laptop pouring over forums trying to engineer a way to reboot and restore her jailbroke phone so she can finally get it to download our building's laundry payment processor
hungarian chicken and noodles tonight girls. we're going cabbage mode on em.
January 30, 2026 at 9:53 PM
hungarian chicken and noodles tonight girls. we're going cabbage mode on em.
every day for three months i keep forgetting that i have a pinched nerve that makes me unable to walk any distance or even stand long enough to make dinner lol
January 30, 2026 at 9:31 PM
every day for three months i keep forgetting that i have a pinched nerve that makes me unable to walk any distance or even stand long enough to make dinner lol
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30 Jan 2026
January 30, 2026 at 7:50 PM
30 Jan 2026
it letterboxd friday #letterboxdfriday
January 30, 2026 at 8:51 PM
it letterboxd friday #letterboxdfriday
my two loves right now are running mesh and watching incredible movies
January 30, 2026 at 6:52 PM
my two loves right now are running mesh and watching incredible movies
She looking at the majestic wonder of falling snow
January 30, 2026 at 4:45 PM
She looking at the majestic wonder of falling snow
I told her I’m stonky. I’mstinky.
January 30, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I told her I’m stonky. I’mstinky.
thinking about her*
*Marina de Van
*Marina de Van
January 29, 2026 at 10:53 PM
thinking about her*
*Marina de Van
*Marina de Van
hearing reports that Julia Ducournau's new picture is bad...... if true, this will Devastate Me, Julia Ducournau's number one fan (I thought Raw was fine)
January 29, 2026 at 10:43 PM
hearing reports that Julia Ducournau's new picture is bad...... if true, this will Devastate Me, Julia Ducournau's number one fan (I thought Raw was fine)
the only thing more embarrassing than being a liberal free speech advocate is being a loser who falls for this shit
January 29, 2026 at 9:22 PM
the only thing more embarrassing than being a liberal free speech advocate is being a loser who falls for this shit
it's almost a three day weekend. i'm taking tomorrow off that means it's a three day weekend. hold on tight girls, it's almost a three day weekend. don't worry about me, it's almost a three day weekend. what are you gonna do on your three day weekend, jack? watch movies and make beans and greens :)
January 29, 2026 at 9:07 PM
it's almost a three day weekend. i'm taking tomorrow off that means it's a three day weekend. hold on tight girls, it's almost a three day weekend. don't worry about me, it's almost a three day weekend. what are you gonna do on your three day weekend, jack? watch movies and make beans and greens :)
can't believe Brett Ratner sold out like this 😔
January 29, 2026 at 8:58 PM
can't believe Brett Ratner sold out like this 😔
i am tired of this damn pinched nerve in my back!!!!! personally??? OW!!!!!!!
January 29, 2026 at 8:57 PM
i am tired of this damn pinched nerve in my back!!!!! personally??? OW!!!!!!!
me: it's really not that cold outside
outside: 18 degrees Fahrenheit
outside: 18 degrees Fahrenheit
January 29, 2026 at 8:40 PM
me: it's really not that cold outside
outside: 18 degrees Fahrenheit
outside: 18 degrees Fahrenheit
good morning beautiful women on the west coast.... it's afternoon here in god's time zone. wake up sweetie - it's a beautiful day <3
January 29, 2026 at 7:13 PM
good morning beautiful women on the west coast.... it's afternoon here in god's time zone. wake up sweetie - it's a beautiful day <3
Don't blame me - I voted for Klobuchar! *a thousand angry midwestern women beat me to death with car ice scrapers*
January 29, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Don't blame me - I voted for Klobuchar! *a thousand angry midwestern women beat me to death with car ice scrapers*
DON'T EMAIL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M NEED A NAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 29, 2026 at 5:51 PM
DON'T EMAIL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M NEED A NAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i've been watching the coyote on Alcatraz's progress with great interest. a week-ish ago, a coyote SWAM to Alcatraz for the first time and looked fuckin rough after the dangerous swim. but the coyote is doing fine now, gorging itself on unprepared birds & rats who are dealing with a sort of Godzilla
January 29, 2026 at 4:50 PM
i've been watching the coyote on Alcatraz's progress with great interest. a week-ish ago, a coyote SWAM to Alcatraz for the first time and looked fuckin rough after the dangerous swim. but the coyote is doing fine now, gorging itself on unprepared birds & rats who are dealing with a sort of Godzilla
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Imagine getting your ass kicked like this and she’s role playing her coach sending you shit like this
January 29, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Imagine getting your ass kicked like this and she’s role playing her coach sending you shit like this
not now, mama is scouting new offensive playbooks to destroy the straight boys she plays video games with
January 29, 2026 at 4:06 PM
not now, mama is scouting new offensive playbooks to destroy the straight boys she plays video games with
"arrest Obama now" don't threaten me with a good time!
January 29, 2026 at 3:43 PM
"arrest Obama now" don't threaten me with a good time!
lrt i love this goddamn country
January 29, 2026 at 3:42 PM
lrt i love this goddamn country
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My boy is in Alabama and they got him eating boiled peanuts 😂 he is having a good ole time!
January 8, 2026 at 10:18 PM
My boy is in Alabama and they got him eating boiled peanuts 😂 he is having a good ole time!
i do not understand eggs as a safe food, eggs taste so fucking strong!!!!!! of egg!!!!!!!!!!
January 29, 2026 at 3:29 PM
i do not understand eggs as a safe food, eggs taste so fucking strong!!!!!! of egg!!!!!!!!!!