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Nicky Flowers
@nickyflowers.com
the only thing worst than posting is podcasting. i do both. but don't worry, i also produce bedroom pop :-) // (they/them) // RSS feed at nickyflowers.com // ☎️ (607) 225-5763 ☎️
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im giving my fursona braces because i need them irl and its much cheaper to draw them. my fantasy creature will have less medical problems if i cant!!
December 9, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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you gotta call my podcast!! ask us questions, ask for advice, tell me how to get crows to commit crimes for me in exchange for items they might enjoy... call the number belowwwwww
CROW! A new episode of Dial-a-Pod is now available at (607) CALL-POD - "Several Times an Uncle"!

This week, we get dad recipes, hear from a granduncle, and discuss what to do when crows start doing conditioning on you. (32:48)

Last week's episode is now available on our RSS feed at dialapod.net.
December 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
working with analog equipment, recording onto tape... i understand why Steely Dan were so insane about noise now
December 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.
December 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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SUBMARINER’S BAR

DRINK
TALK
>RUMOURS<
CRY
EXIT

“Rumour has it, they’re building a really big submarine.”
December 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
crank the sound up on an earbud + spin it real fast around your ear = free mini Leslie speaker
December 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Frankie Teardrop is my favorite Bruce Springsteen song
December 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
you gotta call my podcast!! ask us questions, ask for advice, tell me how to get crows to commit crimes for me in exchange for items they might enjoy... call the number belowwwwww
CROW! A new episode of Dial-a-Pod is now available at (607) CALL-POD - "Several Times an Uncle"!

This week, we get dad recipes, hear from a granduncle, and discuss what to do when crows start doing conditioning on you. (32:48)

Last week's episode is now available on our RSS feed at dialapod.net.
December 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
i have a real analog synthesizer now, why would i need the internet. the internet has zero VCOs, no filter, no envelope. can't do anything with this thing
December 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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CROW! A new episode of Dial-a-Pod is now available at (607) CALL-POD - "Several Times an Uncle"!

This week, we get dad recipes, hear from a granduncle, and discuss what to do when crows start doing conditioning on you. (32:48)

Last week's episode is now available on our RSS feed at dialapod.net.
December 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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HEY @nickyflowers.com and i are BACK!
CROW! A new episode of Dial-a-Pod is now available at (607) CALL-POD - "Several Times an Uncle"!

This week, we get dad recipes, hear from a granduncle, and discuss what to do when crows start doing conditioning on you. (32:48)

Last week's episode is now available on our RSS feed at dialapod.net.
December 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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no website is more representative of how much Likes, a meaningless metric, can completely plummet its userbase's ability to approach it sincerely than Letterboxd. a true treasure trove of deeply miserable attempts to "be one of the popular reviews"
December 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
i like vegan food names. like, i want egg nog that wont make me feel ill so i'm buying "holiday nog". this of course makes it sound like it's a holiday version of the normal drink we have all the time, nog
December 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
it's New Synthesizer Saturday!! i'm getting my CAT today and i'm very excited to explore all the weird modulation and envelope looping this thing can do. i've been watching youtube videos of people messing around with it this morning and WOW it's like, exactly what i need to get into Dungeon Synth 😈
December 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
kittens are bugs. thank you for understanding
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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(flipping through a Where's Waldo book) beach. carnival. market. museum
September 23, 2023 at 12:46 AM
this sucks. i thought my seasonal depression thing would go away once i moved to a place that doesn't have seasons. i guess my body can just feel when it's december
December 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Everyone’s lining up to read the new Very Little News by @nickyflowers.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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every single goddamn time i see somebody mention N. K. Jemisin i think about her criticizing the story and then tweeting “well I didn’t read it but”
I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter wasn't actually that intense. A lot of the "queer community" pilloried a trans woman and ran her out of society entirely and buried her literary future because they felt like it and they could taste blood in the water, and that's how all this works.
December 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
i used to be like "ugh listen to my music if u want,,, it's fine but barely anyone listens,,,,,,"

no! you gotta be upsettingly into yourself for people to pay attention!! even if you have to fake it for a while
December 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
i woke up to puke at 3am and i'd rather be doing that again than learning that netflix bought warner bros :-/
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
it's bandcamp friday once again. you can help me out immensely by downloading my latest single and sharing the link directly to whoever you think will enjoy it! the B side rules too

i'm working on my next chapter in musicmaking and this single is basically the prologue. come with me on the journey!
it's the 11th Annual Nicky Flowers (let's-celebrate-the-end-of) Summer Single!!! every year since 2015, i've released a non-album single and here i am once again!

this time, i'm introducing my new Portastudio-based sound. let everyone know i've gone lo-fi nickyflowers.bandcamp.com/album/laugh-...
Laugh It Off / The Ballad of the Contemptible Loser, by Nicky Flowers
2 track album
nickyflowers.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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lmao
52 years ago, Monument Park at Yankee Stadium was actually on the field and those three giant stone slabs were in play. Seriously.
December 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM