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Tom McH
@tommchenry.bsky.social
· Nov 8
"The war is temporary. But drawings and chocolate go on forever." --Donald Barthelme
sorry for not posting much, my job at the Winter Olympics--the guy who watches the people roll out the carpet onto the ice and says a scooch it little left, a little more, back right some, little more, okay perfect--has been taking up more time than usual
February 19, 2026 at 5:18 AM
sorry for not posting much, my job at the Winter Olympics--the guy who watches the people roll out the carpet onto the ice and says a scooch it little left, a little more, back right some, little more, okay perfect--has been taking up more time than usual
February 19, 2026 at 4:07 AM
A funnier story is that my parents went to see WOLF OF WALL STREET after I had gushed about it so much. They hated it so bad that they immediately theater-hopped GRUDGE MATCH to "wash the taste out of [their] mouths." "And THAT was a good movie!"
fun question: what’s the maddest you’ve ever been leaving a movie theater? not necessarily worst movie you’ve seen, but the one that just pissed you off the most. mine is Batman v Superman
February 18, 2026 at 10:41 PM
A funnier story is that my parents went to see WOLF OF WALL STREET after I had gushed about it so much. They hated it so bad that they immediately theater-hopped GRUDGE MATCH to "wash the taste out of [their] mouths." "And THAT was a good movie!"
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unfortunately the blob has run into some serious medical issues and his people could use a financial hand
gofund.me/e837f1a1c
gofund.me/e837f1a1c
February 17, 2026 at 8:02 PM
unfortunately the blob has run into some serious medical issues and his people could use a financial hand
gofund.me/e837f1a1c
gofund.me/e837f1a1c
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with apologies to mike primavera
February 17, 2026 at 10:09 PM
with apologies to mike primavera
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weird how this always happens with free markets. but let's keep trying. maybe the next free market economy will be the really good one.
Just to be pedantic, this isn't a free market. It's a kleptocracy.
Most of the stuff that keeps a free market healthy and balanced has been overtaken by a combination of technological monopolies and naked corruption.
Most of the stuff that keeps a free market healthy and balanced has been overtaken by a combination of technological monopolies and naked corruption.
February 17, 2026 at 9:52 PM
weird how this always happens with free markets. but let's keep trying. maybe the next free market economy will be the really good one.
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the most essentially American beliefs are that effects do not have causes, causes do not lead to effects, your natural superiors are in power, and possessing any knowledge of how and why their decisions are made is both foolish and dangerous.
February 17, 2026 at 6:25 PM
the most essentially American beliefs are that effects do not have causes, causes do not lead to effects, your natural superiors are in power, and possessing any knowledge of how and why their decisions are made is both foolish and dangerous.
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help info is in her pinned skeet!
February 17, 2026 at 1:00 AM
help info is in her pinned skeet!
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the thing that years of marriage will teach you is that the 50/50 split is fake even in the best of times. but you will have periods where one of you is carrying the other over mountains, and that's not a failure, that is literally what we're here for.
February 16, 2026 at 7:23 PM
the thing that years of marriage will teach you is that the 50/50 split is fake even in the best of times. but you will have periods where one of you is carrying the other over mountains, and that's not a failure, that is literally what we're here for.
February 16, 2026 at 10:13 PM
going to art school post-THE WEDDING SINGER meant that there was this pocket 80s music revival and that someone's copy of this was constantly playing in 3-hour studio classes. over and over again. for years.
WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN
The Bangles
EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD
Tears For Fears
CARIBBEAN QUEEN
Billy Ocean
PLUS MANY MORE!
If you went to the store and bought all these hits on CD, it would cost you over 400 bucks.
Didn't the 80s teach us about overspending? Be smart. Get Totally 80's.
The Bangles
EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD
Tears For Fears
CARIBBEAN QUEEN
Billy Ocean
PLUS MANY MORE!
If you went to the store and bought all these hits on CD, it would cost you over 400 bucks.
Didn't the 80s teach us about overspending? Be smart. Get Totally 80's.
February 16, 2026 at 5:55 PM
going to art school post-THE WEDDING SINGER meant that there was this pocket 80s music revival and that someone's copy of this was constantly playing in 3-hour studio classes. over and over again. for years.
for fun I laid out all the pages I've drawn lately and discovered I'm 2 pages from a new issue, which means I can maybe start to think of myself as fully "back at it" and not just trying to get the arm back in shape
February 16, 2026 at 5:46 AM
for fun I laid out all the pages I've drawn lately and discovered I'm 2 pages from a new issue, which means I can maybe start to think of myself as fully "back at it" and not just trying to get the arm back in shape
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i had another idea for a star wars tv show its like a call in advice show and the host is yaddle (girl yoda) and she says things like "dump him you must, caller. any song request do you have?" (i dont remember if yaddle talks like that i assume they all do)
May 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
i had another idea for a star wars tv show its like a call in advice show and the host is yaddle (girl yoda) and she says things like "dump him you must, caller. any song request do you have?" (i dont remember if yaddle talks like that i assume they all do)
WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN
The Bangles
EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD
Tears For Fears
CARIBBEAN QUEEN
Billy Ocean
PLUS MANY MORE!
If you went to the store and bought all these hits on CD, it would cost you over 400 bucks.
Didn't the 80s teach us about overspending? Be smart. Get Totally 80's.
The Bangles
EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD
Tears For Fears
CARIBBEAN QUEEN
Billy Ocean
PLUS MANY MORE!
If you went to the store and bought all these hits on CD, it would cost you over 400 bucks.
Didn't the 80s teach us about overspending? Be smart. Get Totally 80's.
February 16, 2026 at 4:59 AM
WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN
The Bangles
EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD
Tears For Fears
CARIBBEAN QUEEN
Billy Ocean
PLUS MANY MORE!
If you went to the store and bought all these hits on CD, it would cost you over 400 bucks.
Didn't the 80s teach us about overspending? Be smart. Get Totally 80's.
The Bangles
EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD
Tears For Fears
CARIBBEAN QUEEN
Billy Ocean
PLUS MANY MORE!
If you went to the store and bought all these hits on CD, it would cost you over 400 bucks.
Didn't the 80s teach us about overspending? Be smart. Get Totally 80's.
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i'm sorry. i have to go home. i need to lay perfectly still and contemplate all of the different things i could tell my computer to Code
February 15, 2026 at 10:22 PM
i'm sorry. i have to go home. i need to lay perfectly still and contemplate all of the different things i could tell my computer to Code
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evangelion teens
February 15, 2026 at 2:04 PM
evangelion teens
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Me when I quit my job to crank my hog 18 hours a day and am shunned for it
February 16, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Me when I quit my job to crank my hog 18 hours a day and am shunned for it
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Walking home from the movies, we passed a gaggle of tween girls. One of them said into her phone, in a VERY exasperated tone, "yeeeesssss I know how to BOIL FOOD"
Friends, I laughed the rest of the way home. Imagining this argument. The indignity in her voice. You can't beat city life.
Friends, I laughed the rest of the way home. Imagining this argument. The indignity in her voice. You can't beat city life.
February 15, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Walking home from the movies, we passed a gaggle of tween girls. One of them said into her phone, in a VERY exasperated tone, "yeeeesssss I know how to BOIL FOOD"
Friends, I laughed the rest of the way home. Imagining this argument. The indignity in her voice. You can't beat city life.
Friends, I laughed the rest of the way home. Imagining this argument. The indignity in her voice. You can't beat city life.
February 15, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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Being an adult is cool because you’re exhausted all the time but you also get the satisfaction of not really accomplishing anything
February 15, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Being an adult is cool because you’re exhausted all the time but you also get the satisfaction of not really accomplishing anything
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need to make everyone in San Francisco watch this video every morning and every night
February 15, 2026 at 6:52 PM
need to make everyone in San Francisco watch this video every morning and every night
watching this deli owner explain to Stanley Tucci a scandal where people were passing off counterfeit Parma prosciutto in part to meet the massive demand for carnivore diet stuff--just looking to joylessly/cheaply/efficiently hit a protein macro and buy a brand
rhymes with all the rest this shit
rhymes with all the rest this shit
February 15, 2026 at 6:38 AM
watching this deli owner explain to Stanley Tucci a scandal where people were passing off counterfeit Parma prosciutto in part to meet the massive demand for carnivore diet stuff--just looking to joylessly/cheaply/efficiently hit a protein macro and buy a brand
rhymes with all the rest this shit
rhymes with all the rest this shit